There goes the neighborhood!

1USA1

“For F***'s Sake”

Level 2

Since: Aug 12

Tanner Flats

#4564 Jul 8, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>Oh he'll take a banana for sure!
Carinii prefers cucumbers.

1USA1

“For F***'s Sake”

Level 2

Since: Aug 12

Tanner Flats

#4565 Jul 8, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>I got Mastrick (short for masturbatur) one way plane tickets to anywhere on Asian Airlines.
No need, Maverick already crashed and burned.

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#4566 Jul 8, 2013
Carinii wrote:
<quoted text>Sounds like you should wear your indoor helmet outside.
That or I could sell my boat, sell my tractor, sell my house, move into my momma's basement like you, and then I wouldn't have to worry about falling while putting my boat away in the rain.

1USA1

“For F***'s Sake”

Level 2

Since: Aug 12

Tanner Flats

#4567 Jul 8, 2013
Maverick 808 wrote:
<quoted text>Now see what you've done?
<quoted text>
^^ Really unhappy consumer of weenies.
Did one of those big wieners spit in your eye?

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#4568 Jul 8, 2013
Be careful, his harem scarem is reading.

*waves*

They haven't been fed in a few days.

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#4569 Jul 8, 2013
-Persephone- wrote:
<quoted text>Oh jeez. Next time I'll specify!
Good idea! Yes, next time specify Sue & Chris. I agree. Fully.

Also, if it wouldn't be too much trouble maybe there could be some jello wrestling. Don't worry ... bikinis are optional.

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#4570 Jul 8, 2013
Sublime1 wrote:
<quoted text>
Good idea! Yes, next time specify Sue & Chris. I agree. Fully.
Also, if it wouldn't be too much trouble maybe there could be some jello wrestling. Don't worry ... bikinis are optional.
Oh good lord...

You're 100 percent male. lol...

<3

thank goodness.

Since: Jul 09

Location hidden

#4571 Jul 8, 2013
I'm having sausages for supper.

Just sayin'...awful lot of weiner talk around here. Weiners are for kids, be a man for godsakes eat a big Italian hot sausage! lol

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#4572 Jul 8, 2013
Naturally Wired wrote:
I'm having sausages for supper.
Just sayin'...awful lot of weiner talk around here. Weiners are for kids, be a man for godsakes eat a big Italian hot sausage! lol
He's going to be jealous!

Since: Jul 09

Location hidden

#4573 Jul 8, 2013
Maverick 808 wrote:
<quoted text>I got the relaxation lifestyle.
:)
Of course you do. All Obamabots do jack sh*t.

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#4574 Jul 8, 2013
-Persephone- wrote:
<quoted text>Did ya go to the Croc Doc?

You need some of those special soles...to keep you from slipping.

http://www.footsmart.com/P-Ice-Trekkers-Diamo... ^42477537967-sku^90203+000+00+ 016-adType^PLA-device^c-adid^2 2723757917

Imagine the looks of envy from your crazy neighbor...you'll be stylin..
No Croc doc, no hot doc, either. My new allergy doctor is kinda flirty with me. I've only seen her once so far, but she kept calling me honey, which is something I normally associate with a waitress, not a doctor. I thought that was odd.

The ER doctor told me I have bradycardia, but he said its probably cause I'm athletic. I did a bit of gloating and told my wife "ha ha I'm an athlete and I haven't even been working out much" (unless you count 12 ounce curls). Such stamina.

Those ice cleats ... I don't think those would work so well on wet concrete. I will stick to my keens, i think.

Now that I think about it, I almost slipped and fell in the rain bad last week, while putting the boat away in my crocs, but I was able to keep my balance while sliding. Apparently, i needed to fall in order to learn my lesson. You can learn the easy way or the hard way, to quote my dad. I like the easy way much better.

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#4575 Jul 8, 2013
Naturally Wired wrote:
I'm having sausages for supper.
Just sayin'...awful lot of weiner talk around here. Weiners are for kids, be a man for godsakes eat a big Italian hot sausage! lol
Do go on...

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#4576 Jul 8, 2013
Sublime1 wrote:
<quoted text>
No Croc doc, no hot doc, either. My new allergy doctor is kinda flirty with me. I've only seen her once so far, but she kept calling me honey, which is something I normally associate with a waitress, not a doctor. I thought that was odd.
The ER doctor told me I have bradycardia, but he said its probably cause I'm athletic. I did a bit of gloating and told my wife "ha ha I'm an athlete and I haven't even been working out much" (unless you count 12 ounce curls). Such stamina.
Those ice cleats ... I don't think those would work so well on wet concrete. I will stick to my keens, i think.
Now that I think about it, I almost slipped and fell in the rain bad last week, while putting the boat away in my crocs, but I was able to keep my balance while sliding. Apparently, i needed to fall in order to learn my lesson. You can learn the easy way or the hard way, to quote my dad. I like the easy way much better.
How about a hot nurse and a pillow to rest her on?

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#4577 Jul 8, 2013
Bradycardia is hot.
Sublime1 wrote:
<quoted text>
No Croc doc, no hot doc, either. My new allergy doctor is kinda flirty with me. I've only seen her once so far, but she kept calling me honey, which is something I normally associate with a waitress, not a doctor. I thought that was odd.
The ER doctor told me I have bradycardia, but he said its probably cause I'm athletic. I did a bit of gloating and told my wife "ha ha I'm an athlete and I haven't even been working out much" (unless you count 12 ounce curls). Such stamina.
Those ice cleats ... I don't think those would work so well on wet concrete. I will stick to my keens, i think.
Now that I think about it, I almost slipped and fell in the rain bad last week, while putting the boat away in my crocs, but I was able to keep my balance while sliding. Apparently, i needed to fall in order to learn my lesson. You can learn the easy way or the hard way, to quote my dad. I like the easy way much better.

“Blue Jean Baby..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

LA lady..

#4578 Jul 8, 2013
Good afternoon neighbors. Haven't been here in a while. I think I smell some sausage..?

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#4579 Jul 8, 2013
Crazy Beautiful wrote:
Good afternoon neighbors. Haven't been here in a while. I think I smell some sausage..?
Beef, it's what's for dinner lol.

Hey CB!

“Can you see me now?”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Location hidden

#4581 Jul 8, 2013
-Persephone- wrote:
<quoted text>A ballpark all beefer...
Have some carp, fisherman.
;)
It's no wonder you're a super heavyweight.

GtarMan
Level 8

Since: Mar 13

United States

#4582 Jul 8, 2013
Maverick 808 wrote:
<quoted text>It's no wonder you're a super heavyweight.
But she's not. Does it tickle your pickle to call people fat?

You're such a man.

“Blue Jean Baby..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

LA lady..

#4583 Jul 8, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>Beef, it's what's for dinner lol.
Hey CB!
I love beef! lmao!

Hi there Ricky ;)

“Can you see me now?”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Location hidden

#4584 Jul 8, 2013
Naturally Wired wrote:
<quoted text>
Of course you do. All Obamabots do jack sh*t.
temper, temper.
*sip magarita*
Move along, you are blocking my view of the ladies in bikinis.
:)

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