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My family is an insurance companies nightmare. I was putting my boat away last night at about 10 at night. I have to take out my toro zero turn lawn mower to get it in. I got it in there, all cleaned up, compartments open to dry. Got on my tractor in my driveway ... It was pouring down rain and the Crocs I was wearing were wet.
Pulled the tractor in my garage. Jumped off the tractor and my stupid Crocs with a Wisconsin badger logo on them slipped ... My feet went up in the air and my head went down and hit the frame of the toro right behind the front wheel so hard. I saw stars. A bike fell on me and cut my leg to boot (in comparison that was nothing to hitting my head like that).
My ear is cut and bruised. I have a hematoma on my head. My whole right side of my head hurts, even my jaw. I just laid there for about 20 seconds, walked inside of my bedroom, laid on the floor, and told my wife I think I mighta broke my head falling and hitting it on the tractor, lol.
My wife wanted me to go to the ER. I didn't want to go, but I didn't want to go when I broke my back and she mentioned that fact. I figured just to give her peace of mind I'd go. She wanted them to give me a brain scan, but the doctor said I didn't have any other symptoms that would suggest a possible brain injury. He said just to ice it and be on the look out for other symptoms.
Late night, tho. Gonna take the day off, rest, and ice it. <sigh>. F'ing Crocs.
Sounds like you should wear your indoor helmet outside.
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1USA1 wrote:
<quoted text>LOL
Afternoon, pussycat.

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Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>Well that explains why he follows us around, he wants the biggest wieners! But how can you make another dude who wants your meat understand that ain't for you?
Seeing how Maverick is an Oscar Meyers fan, if you tell him it's a kielbasa he might not want it then. Unfortunately you run the risk of having Force Majeure and Captain O wanting a bite, cause you how much they lament about kielbasa and Swedish Meatballs. lol

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<quoted text>You seem suck up every thing in sight!
Is it fair to say you are way over weight or do you usually just stick to the high protein intake?
^^Another unhappy camper.

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Ricky F wrote:
I see Maverick is once again trying to make yet another thread all about him.
I've never seen someone spend more time chasing people from thread to thread sniffing their butts!
But it is what he is LMAO!!
I bring joy and cherriness wherever I go.
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Some people have alternative lifestyles...lol
I got the relaxation lifestyle.
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1USA1 wrote:
<quoted text>Maverick has an oral fixation, it's all about what he can put in his mouth. He has found that he ingests an ample amount of protein one shot at a time, from putting large wieners in his mouth.
You certainly do have a weiner fixation.

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Maverick 808 wrote:
<quoted text>I bring joy and cherriness wherever I go.
:)
So you're saying you bring happiness to the people who give you their big wieners.

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1USA1 wrote:
<quoted text>Seeing how Maverick is an Oscar Meyers fan, if you tell him it's a kielbasa he might not want it then. Unfortunately you run the risk of having Force Majeure and Captain O wanting a bite, cause you how much they lament about kielbasa and Swedish Meatballs. lol
I take it back, you are obsessed with weiners.

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Take me to your leader lol
Give your buddy Ricky a hand.
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Ick...have a banana.

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Bleh ..

Guys just ignore tattoo. I hate having to read through his boring posts.

He should be outside looking for the plane anyhow.

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1USA1 wrote:
<quoted text>Seeing how Maverick is an Oscar Meyers fan, if you tell him it's a kielbasa he might not want it then. Unfortunately you run the risk of having Force Majeure and Captain O wanting a bite, cause you how much they lament about kielbasa and Swedish Meatballs. lol
They sure don't want him doing those "ballpark Frank" commercials! lol

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Cocktail weenies aren't food.

;-)

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-Persephone- wrote:
Ick...have a banana.
Oh he'll take a banana for sure!

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Now we know why he walks funny!

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Carinii wrote:
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Afternoon, pussycat.
Maverick wants to share a lunchtime entrée with you. It's a big wiener dish called Fallacio, bon appetite!

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Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>They sure don't want him doing those "ballpark Frank" commercials! lol
LMAO!

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1USA1 wrote:
<quoted text>So you're saying you bring happiness to the people who give you their big wieners.
Now see what you've done?
-Persephone- wrote:
Cocktail weenies aren't food.
;-)
^^ Really unhappy consumer of weenies.

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Maverick 808 wrote:
<quoted text>Careful there, you are going to make Ricky cry about meanies being on his nice threads.
It's because I is short!

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1USA1 wrote:
<quoted text>Carinii cruises school playgrounds for those things, he loves them!
He's a carbuncle on society.

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