There goes the neighborhood!

1USA1

“For F***'s Sake”

Level 2

Since: Aug 12

Tanner Flats

#3843 Jun 26, 2013
_Susan_ wrote:
<quoted text>
<looks hopeful>
Yes, yes I do! Take a number at counter #4354, then complete the resume they give you in quadruplicate after paying the Resume Fee of $5,360.42. Someone will evaluate the completed resume in about fourteen or so weeks, depending on when the moon is in eclipse at that time or not.
If you are chosen, you will have to pay the small sum of $4,260,803.99 and give not only a DNA sample but also complete a very small 392 page form.
Good luck!
That's a lot of bureaucratic red tape to cut through, I never knew being a minion was such an elite job. DNA sample? I won't ask about what that entails. O.o LOL....

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#3844 Jun 26, 2013
LOL!!!

1USA1

“For F***'s Sake”

Level 2

Since: Aug 12

Tanner Flats

#3845 Jun 26, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>Drink a glass of water before bedtime and that will help!
You get all the water you need, from the ice cubes in the margarita and the salt on the rim of the glass has elecktrolytes. Kind of like drinking Gatorade, only way more fun!:-D Until the next morning,¦-l LOL...

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Santa Rosa

#3846 Jun 26, 2013
1USA1 wrote:
<quoted text>That's a lot of bureaucratic red tape to cut through, I never knew being a minion was such an elite job. DNA sample? I won't ask about what that entails. O.o LOL....
I'm not the one doing the actual hiring, that is done on Betelgeuse which is no doubt why the Department of Minions needs a DNA sample. They need to know what species you are.

Good luck!

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#3847 Jun 26, 2013
Are those DNA samples for sale too?

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#3848 Jun 26, 2013
-Persephone- wrote:
<quoted text>---->
Go stand in the corner.
:)
With my nose in the corner? What did I do this time? Lol

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#3849 Jun 26, 2013
1USA1 wrote:
<quoted text>That's a lot of bureaucratic red tape to cut through, I never knew being a minion was such an elite job. DNA sample? I won't ask about what that entails. O.o LOL....
lol

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#3850 Jun 26, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>With my nose in the corner? What did I do this time? Lol
you said
F--
Lolw

1USA1

“For F***'s Sake”

Level 2

Since: Aug 12

Tanner Flats

#3851 Jun 26, 2013
_Susan_ wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm not the one doing the actual hiring, that is done on Betelgeuse which is no doubt why the Department of Minions needs a DNA sample. They need to know what species you are.
Good luck!
Sounds like scary stuff. If there's aliens involved, they have probes. Way too invasive, I'll have to respectfully opt out of that one, sorry.:S

“100% Princess”

Level 8

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#3852 Jun 26, 2013
_Susan_ wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm not the one doing the actual hiring, that is done on Betelgeuse which is no doubt why the Department of Minions needs a DNA sample. They need to know what species you are.
Good luck!
And they need to know if you've been OD-ing on Pangalacticgargleblasters.....

1USA1

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Level 2

Since: Aug 12

Tanner Flats

#3853 Jun 26, 2013
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
<quoted text>And they need to know if you've been OD-ing on Pangalacticgargleblasters.....
They wouldn't have had to worry about that with me. I'm typically a home body when not at work, or shooting pool. LOL

1USA1

“For F***'s Sake”

Level 2

Since: Aug 12

Tanner Flats

#3854 Jun 26, 2013
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
<quoted text>And they need to know if you've been OD-ing on Pangalacticgargleblasters.....
That might be as bad as having to Narfle the Garthok.(Coneheads quote) LOL...

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#3855 Jun 27, 2013
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
<quoted text>And they need to know if you've been OD-ing on Pangalacticgargleblasters.....
What the heck is a Pangalacticgargleblasters? lol

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#3856 Jun 27, 2013
The answer is 42

“cat lover”

Level 6

Since: Jul 07

Tucson

#3858 Jun 27, 2013
good morning everyone and have a grea day :)

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#3859 Jun 27, 2013
-Persephone- wrote:
The answer is 42
The question is how many Rum and cokes put you under the table :)

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#3860 Jun 27, 2013
LuAnn D wrote:
good morning everyone and have a grea day :)
Good morning Kitten.

“Colorful Beyond Words”

Level 10

Since: May 11

" Live, Laugh, Love "

#3861 Jun 27, 2013
1USA1 wrote:
<quoted text>That's a lot of bureaucratic red tape to cut through, I never knew being a minion was such an elite job. DNA sample? I won't ask about what that entails. O.o LOL....
petri dish and a girlie magazine ?:) lol

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#3862 Jun 27, 2013
LuAnn D wrote:
good morning everyone and have a grea day :)
LuAnn! Hey it's going to be 103° here this weekend, feeling like I live near you these days lol

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#3863 Jun 27, 2013
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
<quoted text>The question is how many Rum and cokes put you under the table :)
LOLO. No!
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