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Jun 26, 2013
 
Yellloooooooooooouuuuuu neighbors

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Jun 26, 2013
 
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
<quoted text>A Princess can NEVER have too many minions--or shoes....
Boy Howdy!

I wonder where my minions are hiding.

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Jun 26, 2013
 
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
<quoted text>A Princess can NEVER have too many minions--or shoes....
Sign me up! LOL ;)

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Jun 26, 2013
 
Rotor Head wrote:
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I'll come in low....Out of the rising sun. About a mile out I'll turn on the music. Metallica... scares the crap out of the little old ladies.
LOL

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Jun 26, 2013
 
Ricky F wrote:
Men Logic:
Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman:
How many beers a day?
Man:
Usually about 3
Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?
Man:$5.00 which includes a tip
(This is where it gets scary !)
Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?
Man:
About 20 years, I suppose
Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 am I correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting
for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man:
Do you drink beer?
Woman:
No
Man:
Where's your Ferrari?
LMAO!

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Jun 26, 2013
 
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
<quoted text>Thugs? You want THUGS for Christmas? That's sort of a weird thing, but OK, I'll see if I can find a Thugs-R-us store.....
lol

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Jun 26, 2013
 
Paisley_Posey wrote:
<quoted text>We kayak some class one and two rapids, but mostly calm waters. I've never flipped...hubby however...
Sure you didn't
push him over? lol

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#3828
Jun 26, 2013
 
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>I can use more coffee, thanks LD and have a great day!
take all you want there plenty :)

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Jun 26, 2013
 
LuAnn D wrote:
<quoted text>take all you want there plenty :)
Coffee sounds good after last night's two doller margaritas at the Sunset Cafe.-l

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Jun 26, 2013
 
*set up movie theater popcorn machine*

Now.....let's see what I have DVR'ed....

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Jun 26, 2013
 
1USA1 wrote:
<quoted text>Coffee sounds good after last night's two doller margaritas at the Sunset Cafe.-l
now there a headache and the coffe will help some

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Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>lol
don't laugh--YOU'RE the one who wants thugs......

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<quoted text>Sign me up! LOL ;)
To be a minion? I think Princess Susan has some openings....LOL.

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<quoted text>To be a minion? I think Princess Susan has some openings....LOL.
<looks hopeful>

Yes, yes I do! Take a number at counter #4354, then complete the resume they give you in quadruplicate after paying the Resume Fee of $5,360.42. Someone will evaluate the completed resume in about fourteen or so weeks, depending on when the moon is in eclipse at that time or not.

If you are chosen, you will have to pay the small sum of $4,260,803.99 and give not only a DNA sample but also complete a very small 392 page form.

Good luck!

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I swear that what I'm about to tell you is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me TM8.

Last night the children...or some sick adult...started shooting their fireworks. A WEEK before July 4th! And not some little snap, crackle, pop of a chaser or a firecracker but big loud booms. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

Keeping in mind that these darling children...or psychotic adults...will continue shooting fireworks for a solid week after the holiday, I get to enjoy BOOM BOOM BOOM for 14 nights.

Hey, Colorado Chick, any houses to rent on your street?

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It's a pitiful sad sight in my neighborhood....these neurotic, shell-shocked dogs.

It would break your heart to hear their hoarse yelps.

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Jun 26, 2013
 
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It's a pitiful sad sight in my neighborhood....these neurotic, shell-shocked dogs.

It would break your heart to hear their hoarse yelps.

:(
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Jun 26, 2013
 
Dickens1 wrote:
It's a pitiful sad sight in my neighborhood....these neurotic, shell-shocked dogs.
It would break your heart to hear their hoarse yelps.
:(
Yeah because Dad keeps taking and eating their food!

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Jun 26, 2013
 
LuAnn D wrote:
<quoted text>now there a headache and the coffe will help some
Drink a glass of water before bedtime and that will help!

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Jun 26, 2013
 
_Susan_ wrote:
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<looks hopeful>
Yes, yes I do! Take a number at counter #4354, then complete the resume they give you in quadruplicate after paying the Resume Fee of $5,360.42. Someone will evaluate the completed resume in about fourteen or so weeks, depending on when the moon is in eclipse at that time or not.
If you are chosen, you will have to pay the small sum of $4,260,803.99 and give not only a DNA sample but also complete a very small 392 page form.
Good luck!
What the F....lol

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