“For F***'s Sake”

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Since: Aug 12

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#3823 Jun 26, 2013
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
<quoted text>A Princess can NEVER have too many minions--or shoes....
Sign me up! LOL ;)

“For F***'s Sake”

Level 2

Since: Aug 12

Tanner Flats

#3824 Jun 26, 2013
Rotor Head wrote:
<quoted text>
I'll come in low....Out of the rising sun. About a mile out I'll turn on the music. Metallica... scares the crap out of the little old ladies.
LOL

“For F***'s Sake”

Level 2

Since: Aug 12

Tanner Flats

#3825 Jun 26, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
Men Logic:
Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman:
How many beers a day?
Man:
Usually about 3
Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?
Man:$5.00 which includes a tip
(This is where it gets scary !)
Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?
Man:
About 20 years, I suppose
Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 am I correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting
for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man:
Do you drink beer?
Woman:
No
Man:
Where's your Ferrari?
LMAO!

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#3826 Jun 26, 2013
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
<quoted text>Thugs? You want THUGS for Christmas? That's sort of a weird thing, but OK, I'll see if I can find a Thugs-R-us store.....
lol

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Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#3827 Jun 26, 2013
Paisley_Posey wrote:
<quoted text>We kayak some class one and two rapids, but mostly calm waters. I've never flipped...hubby however...
Sure you didn't
push him over? lol

“cat lover”

Level 6

Since: Jul 07

Tucson

#3828 Jun 26, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>I can use more coffee, thanks LD and have a great day!
take all you want there plenty :)

“For F***'s Sake”

Level 2

Since: Aug 12

Tanner Flats

#3829 Jun 26, 2013
LuAnn D wrote:
<quoted text>take all you want there plenty :)
Coffee sounds good after last night's two doller margaritas at the Sunset Cafe.-l

“I'm freezing.”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Honolulu, HI.

#3830 Jun 26, 2013
*set up movie theater popcorn machine*

Now.....let's see what I have DVR'ed....

“cat lover”

Level 6

Since: Jul 07

Tucson

#3831 Jun 26, 2013
1USA1 wrote:
<quoted text>Coffee sounds good after last night's two doller margaritas at the Sunset Cafe.-l
now there a headache and the coffe will help some

“100% Princess”

Level 8

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#3832 Jun 26, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>lol
don't laugh--YOU'RE the one who wants thugs......

“100% Princess”

Level 8

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#3833 Jun 26, 2013
1USA1 wrote:
<quoted text>Sign me up! LOL ;)
To be a minion? I think Princess Susan has some openings....LOL.

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#3834 Jun 26, 2013
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
<quoted text>To be a minion? I think Princess Susan has some openings....LOL.
<looks hopeful>

Yes, yes I do! Take a number at counter #4354, then complete the resume they give you in quadruplicate after paying the Resume Fee of $5,360.42. Someone will evaluate the completed resume in about fourteen or so weeks, depending on when the moon is in eclipse at that time or not.

If you are chosen, you will have to pay the small sum of $4,260,803.99 and give not only a DNA sample but also complete a very small 392 page form.

Good luck!

“Merry Christmas!”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Christmas Gift!

#3835 Jun 26, 2013
I swear that what I'm about to tell you is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me TM8.

Last night the children...or some sick adult...started shooting their fireworks. A WEEK before July 4th! And not some little snap, crackle, pop of a chaser or a firecracker but big loud booms. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

Keeping in mind that these darling children...or psychotic adults...will continue shooting fireworks for a solid week after the holiday, I get to enjoy BOOM BOOM BOOM for 14 nights.

Hey, Colorado Chick, any houses to rent on your street?

:)

“Merry Christmas!”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Christmas Gift!

#3836 Jun 26, 2013
It's a pitiful sad sight in my neighborhood....these neurotic, shell-shocked dogs.

It would break your heart to hear their hoarse yelps.

:(

Level 8

Since: Mar 13

Chicago, IL

#3837 Jun 26, 2013
Dickens1 wrote:
It's a pitiful sad sight in my neighborhood....these neurotic, shell-shocked dogs.

It would break your heart to hear their hoarse yelps.

:(
:-(

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Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#3838 Jun 26, 2013
Dickens1 wrote:
It's a pitiful sad sight in my neighborhood....these neurotic, shell-shocked dogs.
It would break your heart to hear their hoarse yelps.
:(
Yeah because Dad keeps taking and eating their food!

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#3839 Jun 26, 2013
LuAnn D wrote:
<quoted text>now there a headache and the coffe will help some
Drink a glass of water before bedtime and that will help!

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Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#3840 Jun 26, 2013
_Susan_ wrote:
<quoted text>
<looks hopeful>
Yes, yes I do! Take a number at counter #4354, then complete the resume they give you in quadruplicate after paying the Resume Fee of $5,360.42. Someone will evaluate the completed resume in about fourteen or so weeks, depending on when the moon is in eclipse at that time or not.
If you are chosen, you will have to pay the small sum of $4,260,803.99 and give not only a DNA sample but also complete a very small 392 page form.
Good luck!
What the F....lol

“<3”

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#3841 Jun 26, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>What the F....lol
---->

Go stand in the corner.

:)

Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#3842 Jun 26, 2013
Ricky F wrote:
<quoted text>What the F....lol
You're hired!

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