Nude swimmer distracts home burglary ...

Nude swimmer distracts home burglary victim

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“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#1 Jul 9, 2013
http://crossville-chronicle.com/local/x169673...

While a nude female swimmer in his Camelot subidivision home's backyard pool had him distracted, the woman's accomplice was inside the victim's home stealing his personal property. Both made a clean getaway. The incident took place last Saturday on Canterbury Lane around 3 p.m. at the home of a 54-year-old man who told police that a couple who live nearby approached his home when the woman suddenly told her husband to go back and retrieve her cigarettes, according to Ptl. Camden Davis' report. The woman then approached the victim and asked him about his pool, and if she could take a swim. He told the woman it would be OK and led her to the rear of his house where the pool is located. The woman then asked if it would bother him if she swam in the nude, and he replied that it would not. She proceeded to take off her clothes and jumped into the pool, swimming for about 20 minutes. The home owner retrieved a towel from inside his home, the woman dried off, dressed and left. It was at that point he re-entered his home to discover that he had been robbed of a handgun, jewelry and medication. Loss was placed at $1,195, according to Davis' report.
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TANSTAAFL

“I care more about my character”

Level 7

Since: Jun 11

...... then my reputation

#2 Jul 9, 2013
LOL

What a boob.
sissy

Reading, PA

#3 Jul 9, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
http://crossville-chronicle.co m/local/x1696737631/sthash.5XR DSJHD.dpuf
While a nude female swimmer in his Camelot subidivision home's backyard pool had him distracted, the woman's accomplice was inside the victim's home stealing his personal property. Both made a clean getaway. The incident took place last Saturday on Canterbury Lane around 3 p.m. at the home of a 54-year-old man who told police that a couple who live nearby approached his home when the woman suddenly told her husband to go back and retrieve her cigarettes, according to Ptl. Camden Davis' report. The woman then approached the victim and asked him about his pool, and if she could take a swim. He told the woman it would be OK and led her to the rear of his house where the pool is located. The woman then asked if it would bother him if she swam in the nude, and he replied that it would not. She proceeded to take off her clothes and jumped into the pool, swimming for about 20 minutes. The home owner retrieved a towel from inside his home, the woman dried off, dressed and left. It was at that point he re-entered his home to discover that he had been robbed of a handgun, jewelry and medication. Loss was placed at $1,195, according to Davis' report.
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TANSTAAFL
You snooze u loose....OR could this be an insurance scam between all 3 of them? But was all this trouble worth a little over a grand, I think not.....
So this could be a case of u snooze u loose.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#4 Jul 9, 2013
He's lucky he didn't get duct taped stark naked on the front porch.
sissy

Reading, PA

#5 Jul 9, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
He's lucky he didn't get duct taped stark naked on the front porch.
It sounds like he would have enjoyed that treatment if the girl would have duct taped him up.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#6 Jul 10, 2013
Not for nothing but that would distract me as well.....unless the nude swimmer was "Harley-like".

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