Woman Calls 911 for Sex: Police

Feb 27, 2014 Full story: NBC Connecticut 33

Police say Maria Montanez-Colon of Punta Gorda called police and said, "There's no emergency I need to ask you a question."

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“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#1 Feb 27, 2014
Oddly enough it took 3 repeated visits from several officers, each lasting over an hour, to fully understand the root of the problem.

And speaking of root...

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#2 Feb 27, 2014
JM_Brazil wrote:
Oddly enough it took 3 repeated visits from several officers, each lasting over an hour, to fully understand the root of the problem.
And speaking of root...
must be you didn't see the video ..... not even Dilf ??? would
Sgt Tackleberry

Medford, NY

#3 Feb 27, 2014
JM_Brazil wrote:
Oddly enough it took 3 repeated visits from several officers, each lasting over an hour, to fully understand the root of the problem.
And speaking of root...
...and two nightsicks and a pair of handcuffs are still unaccounted for!!!!!

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#4 Feb 27, 2014
Officer Haze, "Send in the Robot"
Robot, "Oh, hell no!"
Rico

Great Neck, NY

#5 Feb 27, 2014
things woulda turned out very differently if she were a drunk, hottie, 20 year old I think.

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#6 Feb 27, 2014
tallyho wrote:
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must be you didn't see the video ..... not even Dilf ??? would
Lol, no, honestly didn't but by the sounds of it maybe that's why they arrested her? Being ugly in public?

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#7 Feb 27, 2014
JM_Brazil wrote:
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Lol, no, honestly didn't but by the sounds of it maybe that's why they arrested her? Being ugly in public?
ha ha ha Ray Charles would walk pass here
Paris Hilton

Medford, NY

#8 Feb 27, 2014
Rico wrote:
things woulda turned out very differently if she were a drunk, hottie, 20 year old I think.
A drunk 20 year old female cop?

That's just silly!!!!
Fundies R Mentally ill

Philadelphia, PA

#9 Feb 27, 2014
As her defense attorney I will argue she was unfortunately having flashbacks to her childhood neighborhood games of cops and rubbers.

And the best thing in terms of my win-loss record in court is that she's already gotten off.

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Since: Apr 09

Spotted World

#10 Feb 27, 2014
I guess it worked. She wanted to get f**ked, and apparently that is what she got...
Parden Pard

Catasauqua, PA

#11 Feb 27, 2014
Did they tease her,,?,oo,opps I mean ,,taze her,,??
Fundies R Mentally ill

Philadelphia, PA

#12 Feb 27, 2014
"Don't tease me, bro."
Fundies R Mentally ill

Philadelphia, PA

#14 Feb 27, 2014
Parden Pard wrote:
Did they tease her,,?,oo,opps I mean ,,taze her,,??
Creepily I had to steal your idea and run with it.

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#16 Feb 28, 2014
They bent her over a patrol car and wrote a slew of traffic tickets.
Freaky Ferret

Portsmouth, VA

#17 Feb 28, 2014
Sgt Tackleberry wrote:
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...and two nightsicks and a pair of handcuffs are still unaccounted for!!!!!
Not sure what happened to the handuffs, but BOTH nightsticks are sitting ever so snuggly next to my gerbil.
Mduduzi

Europe

#18 Feb 28, 2014
Hi i want a sugarmama who can love me and sex me
Mduduzi

Europe

#19 Feb 28, 2014
I love a sugarmama sou much wth all my heat

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#21 Feb 28, 2014
That would take a LOT of Colon cleanser.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#22 Feb 28, 2014
"Punta Gorda" -- In English, that's "Fat Ho"

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Formerly From Kenya

#23 Feb 28, 2014
gendarmes are sticklers for ticklers...

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