10 Essential Tailgating Condiments for Vikings Fans

Oct 7, 2012 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: CBS Local

Condiments are used to enhance the flavor of food or, in some unfortunate instances, mask the taste of a failed dish.

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Headline has a typo. It should be ViQueens, not Vikings.

*ducks and covers from tomato throwing ViQueen fans*

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Peyton Manning wrote:
7. Tapenade
L...M...F...G...D...A...O!!!!! !!!!!

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Q. What do you call a Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief!

Q. How many Vikings does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None, they screw in a boat.

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Q. What do you call a Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief!
Q. How many Vikings does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None, they screw in a boat.
Lol!! I, a life-long resident of Minnesota, really love the first joke. Stealing it to piss off my buddies.=0) lol

I enjoy your wit and sense of humor, M69 =0) Have a great day!

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Laurie Caring-Stalker wrote:
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Lol!! I, a life-long resident of Minnesota, really love the first joke. Stealing it to piss off my buddies.=0) lol
I enjoy your wit and sense of humor, M69 =0) Have a great day!
Take 'er easy TCS - my day is only beginning - 8 more hours to go.
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8. Hairy Lamb Fries

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You clowns, we like our obese women without seasoning. Just roll them fatties in bacon fat.

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Hot dogs packed by the packers. LOL

Looks like they need to go back to meat packing and give up football.

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milwaukee69 wrote:
Q. What do you call a Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief!
Q. How many Vikings does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None, they screw in a boat.
Vikings 4-1
Puckers 2-3
Nothing funnier than that

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You clowns, we like our obese women without seasoning. Just roll them fatties in bacon fat.
And they're still too good for you

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Laurie Caring-Stalker wrote:
Headline has a typo. It should be ViQueens, not Vikings.
*ducks and covers from tomato throwing ViQueen fans*
Lol
If you take the jock strap off your head, you may be able to see the tomatoes.

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