Zombies move in next door . Do you :-...

Zombies move in next door . Do you :------

Created by Mr Giblets on Oct 22, 2007

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try to get along with them

report them to the cops

GiveJehovah's Ws their address

give Mormons their address

give the Moslems their address

tell Jerry Springer

blong

United States

#2 Oct 22, 2007
Depending on whether they're "naturalized zombies", or "immigrant zombies", I could be forced into calling the I.N.S. Seems to be a lot of cross-border intrusion by illegals from, ummmm..."Zombieland. "
resident evil qween

United States

#3 Oct 22, 2007
Shoot them in the head !
(nobody ever remembers that)
~~~~~
try to get along with them--- NOT

report them to the cops --Just makes zombie cops

GiveJehovah's Ws their address--eww zombie JW's

give Mormons their address--Make that 13 wives per Zombie husband

give the Moslems their addres--That just makes watered down zombies

tell Jerry Springer--He's already a zombie

paisleyposey

“END THE FED!”

Level 1

Since: Feb 07

DON'T TREAD ON ME!!!!

#4 Oct 22, 2007
Reminds me of "The Burbs", what a great movie.

“FAB 4 STOOGE”

Since: Aug 07

Blue Note (Wishfully)

#5 Oct 22, 2007
Bake them a cake. Have a house warming party.
Tell them you're not prejudice. Toke up a bone with them. Watch a football game with the guys.
Send them to rehab. You all know what real zombies are, don't you? Just drugged up hypnotized people. I think it started in Africa
but am not sure. They feel little or no pain from the drugs.
They migrated here and joined the Democratic and Republican parties.

“A huge storm is a brew-en...”

Since: Jan 07

Location hidden

#6 Oct 22, 2007
Feed them the spinach merchants that make me post on topix......

Since: Mar 07

Location hidden

#7 Oct 22, 2007
Call them trolls and tsk, tsk, about the "hood" going to pot.

Since: Feb 07

Gig Harbor, WA

#8 Oct 22, 2007
Dear Sirs,

1) We were way out of line.
2) We didn’t know what we were doing.
3) We had been drinking.
4) We apologize.
5) It won’t ever happen again.

Thank you.
resident evil qween

Schaumburg, IL

#9 Oct 22, 2007
BlakeGraypov wrote:
Dear Sirs,
1) We were way out of line.
2) We didn’t know what we were doing.
3) We had been drinking.
4) We apologize.
5) It won’t ever happen again.
Thank you.
(ROFL !)
As sincere as you seem in your apology
I still see the stringy guts of my other neighbor stuck between your teeth.
:SPLAT--->#
blong

United States

#10 Oct 23, 2007
The "undead" would be a definite upgrade over my "brain-dead" sister-in-law who currently lives next door. They would be far more intelligible also, I imagine, but I'd hate to have to board up the windows and doors, just in case they might like to pay a late night visit. The bonus would be maybe getting to meet George Romero.

Since: Sep 07

Location hidden

#11 Oct 23, 2007
resident evil qween wrote:
Shoot them in the head !
(nobody ever remembers that)
~~~~~
try to get along with them--- NOT
report them to the cops --Just makes zombie cops
GiveJehovah's Ws their address--eww zombie JW's
give Mormons their address--Make that 13 wives per Zombie husband
give the Moslems their addres--That just makes watered down zombies
tell Jerry Springer--He's already a zombie
JWs are zombies already.

Since: Sep 07

Location hidden

#12 Oct 23, 2007
FrankenSteinberger wrote:
Bake them a cake. Have a house warming party.
Tell them you're not prejudice. Toke up a bone with them. Watch a football game with the guys.
Send them to rehab. You all know what real zombies are, don't you? Just drugged up hypnotized people. I think it started in Africa
but am not sure. They feel little or no pain from the drugs.
They migrated here and joined the Democratic and Republican parties.
Bake them some Marijuana brownies.
resident evil qween

Schaumburg, IL

#13 Oct 23, 2007
mo res wrote:
<quoted text>
JWs are zombies already.
{deep inhale}...
They're coming to pray for you baabaaraah.
{koff}


stoned JW zombies ! ewwwx2

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