Drunken man arrested after harassing ...

Drunken man arrested after harassing police with Thirty 999 calls about his Sex Life

There are 4 comments on the Mirror.co.uk story from Jan 18, 2014, titled Drunken man arrested after harassing police with Thirty 999 calls about his Sex Life. In it, Mirror.co.uk reports that:

The man is believed to have badgered phone operatives with talk of conquests, exploits and other innuendo before police stepped in.

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Xstain Fumblementalist

Philadelphia, PA

#1 Jan 18, 2014
As defense counsel I will win sympathy for my client by pointing out his attempted romantic assignations amounted to "nein, nein, nein."
Dr Stinko

Hampton, VA

#2 Jan 18, 2014
But seriously.., folks.., I cain't score no mookie mookie!!!
Sir, please step away from the pay phone!

“Yeah, but...”

Level 3

Since: Sep 11


#3 Jan 18, 2014
A man walks into the confessional and says to the priest, " I just had sex with a beautiful young woman."
The priest asks, "Are you married to this woman or do you think you might marry her?"
The man replies, "No. I'm 90 years old and have no intention of marrying this late in life."
The priest then says, "Then you have committed a sin. Say five Hail MRy's and ask for forgivenenes."
The man replies, "What's a Hail Mary?"
The priest then asks, "What kind of Catholic are you that doesn't know what a Hail Mary is?"
The man replies, "Why I'm not a Catholic at all. Never was. Never will be!"
The priest then asks, "Then why did you come here to tell me that you had sex with a young beautiful woman?
The man responds, " I told you I'm 90. I'm telling everybody!"

Newnan, GA

#4 Jan 20, 2014
no mas no mas

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