Topix Asylum

“SHERIFF”

Since: Mar 10

Working Your Neighborhood

#22 May 4, 2010
noodles wrote:
<quoted text>
Stadol please.
Must be good. I just read it was recently discontinued by the manufacturer. That seems to happen with much of the effective stuff.
out of control

United States

#23 May 4, 2010
Hippichick wrote:
<quoted text>
Adderal?
Ah... you know you all start doing that dance too fast, and someones going to get hurt!!!

“SHERIFF”

Since: Mar 10

Working Your Neighborhood

#24 May 4, 2010

“Who's got the hooch?”

Level 3

Since: Mar 10

Location hidden

#25 May 4, 2010
OK someone gave me the wrong pills I think I just popped 3 Viagra! Where is that damn nurse with my enema?

“I am listening.......”

Level 2

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#26 May 4, 2010
The G-9 Unit wrote:
<quoted text>
Must be good. I just read it was recently discontinued by the manufacturer. That seems to happen with much of the effective stuff.
They did offer you that in delivery.

“I am listening.......”

Level 2

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#27 May 4, 2010
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>Well......hello!
Got some rope that doesn't leave burns,apparently it's made of something called 'silk'. See you outside the rubber room?
:O

“Towards Spring”

Level 8

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#28 May 4, 2010
I saw an image of 'The Blesses Virgin'
in the fireplace today, as I was clearing
out the ashes!!

Does this qualify me ... for a place in
the fine establishment?

Thanks!

“SHERIFF”

Since: Mar 10

Working Your Neighborhood

#29 May 4, 2010
DixieHound wrote:
OK someone gave me the wrong pills I think I just popped 3 Viagra! Where is that damn nurse with my enema?
Ask and you shall receive! OMG, this is WAY more freakin information that I need or want.

“SHERIFF”

Since: Mar 10

Working Your Neighborhood

#30 May 4, 2010
The G-9 Unit wrote:
<quoted text>
Ask and you shall receive! OMG, this is WAY more freakin information that I need or want.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =03S1m5w6L0KXX
Correction:

http://www.youtube.com/watch...
noodles

Owasso, OK

#31 May 4, 2010
Grace Nerissa wrote:
I saw an image of 'The Blesses Virgin'
in the fireplace today, as I was clearing
out the ashes!!
Does this qualify me ... for a place in
the fine establishment?
Thanks!
I don't think so. I think you have to believe that you are the Blessed Virgin. That way we all know it is biologically impossible and therefore you are certified to stay here. You could just say you are Jesus and try to walk on water, that would work too.

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#32 May 4, 2010
out of control wrote:
<quoted text>
Ah... you know you all start doing that dance too fast, and someones going to get hurt!!!
It's usually me that gets hurt! Maybe I'll try something else? How about a nice little tranquilizer?
noodles

Owasso, OK

#33 May 4, 2010
Hippichick wrote:
<quoted text>
It's usually me that gets hurt! Maybe I'll try something else? How about a nice little tranquilizer?
Here Hippi, try some stadol. LOL They call me mello yellow and they'll call you that too!!! ;-)

“SHERIFF”

Since: Mar 10

Working Your Neighborhood

#34 May 4, 2010
noodles wrote:
<quoted text>
Here Hippi, try some stadol. LOL They call me mello yellow and they'll call you that too!!! ;-)
out of control

United States

#35 May 4, 2010
Hippichick wrote:
<quoted text>
It's usually me that gets hurt! Maybe I'll try something else? How about a nice little tranquilizer?
Huh... if we are in an insane asylum, alcohol would be prohibited?.. and drugs would be our only choice?... freaky
Ah.. anyway.. you`ve got to loosen up,.. if you want to really todo those hip roll things, when you are shaking it all about.

“Who's got the hooch?”

Level 3

Since: Mar 10

Location hidden

#36 May 4, 2010
out of control wrote:
<quoted text>
Huh... if we are in an insane asylum, alcohol would be prohibited?.. and drugs would be our only choice?... freaky
Ah.. anyway.. you`ve got to loosen up,.. if you want to really todo those hip roll things, when you are shaking it all about.
Don't worry I sneaked in some vodka and buttermilk for us!
Arminius

Buffalo, NY

#37 May 4, 2010
Maria Antonia wrote:
I don't need any drugs. I just want to be tied up til I'm ready to go. lol
Wanna hide in the closet with me?

Since: Aug 08

Hamburg, NY

#38 May 4, 2010
I go running for the shelter of a mothers secret helper...outside the door she took four more,what a drag it is to getting old....

“SHERIFF”

Since: Mar 10

Working Your Neighborhood

#39 May 4, 2010
Arminius wrote:
<quoted text>Wanna hide in the closet with me?
I've got some tasers and handcuffs. Why don't we abolish the staff to the outside world and take over this joint and let it be a free-for-all! PARTY ...
Arminius

Buffalo, NY

#40 May 4, 2010
The G-9 Unit wrote:
<quoted text>
I've got some tasers and handcuffs. Why don't we abolish the staff to the outside world and take over this joint and let it be a free-for-all! PARTY ...
G-9, I LIKE the way you think! Storm the ramparts, man the barricades!
out of control

United States

#41 May 4, 2010
DixieHound wrote:
<quoted text>Don't worry I sneaked in some vodka and buttermilk for us!
Do I dare ask what the buttermilk will be used for?!?

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