Sexy, Filthy Text Messages to boyfrie...

Sexy, Filthy Text Messages to boyfriends!

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Sheffield, UK

#1 Dec 15, 2008
what kind of dirty and filthy text messages can i send to my boyfriend? any advise plzzzz !!! wht would u do it for u?

Zach_Z

Since: Jun 08

Porter, TX

#2 Dec 15, 2008
"I'm wearing a large pizza and a six pack of Guinness."

“I am listening.......”

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#3 Dec 15, 2008
Before you proceed further, you need to consider that if you are in public office and are committing a crime, your text messages will be viewed for evidence. Just because those little messages transmit doesn't mean they are gone forever......

Zach_Z

Since: Jun 08

Porter, TX

#4 Dec 15, 2008
Maria Antonia wrote:
Before you proceed further, you need to consider that if you are in public office and are committing a crime, your text messages will be viewed for evidence. Just because those little messages transmit doesn't mean they are gone forever......
so do you have the pizza or not?

“**** JOHN VIS ******* ”

Since: Sep 07

"bringin the heat"

#5 Dec 15, 2008
sex advice wrote:
what kind of dirty and filthy text messages can i send to my boyfriend? any advise plzzzz !!! wht would u do it for u?
tell him your Yoko Ono

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#6 Dec 15, 2008
Zach_Z wrote:
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so do you have the pizza or not?
Yes, but I couldn't find a large. Instead I have 3 personal pans and a breadstick. I hope that will be sufficient.:)

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If Not, Why Not!!!

#7 Dec 15, 2008
sex advice wrote:
what kind of dirty and filthy text messages can i send to my boyfriend? any advise plzzzz !!! wht would u do it for u?
Tell him to come right over, that you are wearing nothing but a gold necklace and a smile.

Or

Tell him you have nothing on but the computer.

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#8 Dec 15, 2008
"I find you intelligent and interesting...."

(Hey, I don't care what you say..... to ME that IS hot...LOL. So intelligence turns me on....does that make me weird? Is it wrong that I have an IQ fetish?)

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#9 Dec 15, 2008
^^^^^^ and you have no right to judge me!

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#10 Dec 15, 2008
Marilyn -MW wrote:
"I find you intelligent and interesting...."
(Hey, I don't care what you say..... to ME that IS hot...LOL. So intelligence turns me on....does that make me weird? Is it wrong that I have an IQ fetish?)
were you directing that at ME ?????

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#11 Dec 15, 2008
Tiger Lilly wrote:
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Tell him to come right over, that you are wearing nothing but a gold necklace and a smile.
Or
Tell him you have nothing on but the computer.
and were you directing thatat ME ( the KING of the stratosphere)?

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#12 Dec 15, 2008
Marilyn -MW wrote:
^^^^^^ and you have no right to judge me!
Do you mean judging you as a person or cyber judging you with icons?

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#14 Dec 15, 2008
Maria Antonia wrote:
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Do you mean judging you as a person or cyber judging you with icons?
Both dammit....I am sick of strange looks and dim bulbs! Enough already...LOL

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#15 Dec 15, 2008
JG OP wrote:
<quoted text>were you directing that at ME ?????
Did you find it sexy? LOL

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#16 Dec 15, 2008
JG OP wrote:
<quoted text>and were you directing thatat ME ( the KING of the stratosphere)?
LOL, hi King, kiss my ring!!:o)

1996

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#17 Dec 15, 2008
Marilyn -MW wrote:
<quoted text>Did you find it sexy? LOL
yeah...somewhat ...but then again..I always found Ethel Mertz sexy as well

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#18 Dec 15, 2008
Marilyn -MW wrote:
<quoted text>Both dammit....I am sick of strange looks and dim bulbs! Enough already...LOL
Marilyn, are you making fun of our looks and brains???? lol

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#19 Dec 15, 2008
Tiger Lilly wrote:
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LOL, hi King, kiss my ring!!:o)
1996
well funny you should mention "ring Kissing" as just the other day me and some other "plumbing school alumni" were talking about Kissing the tub ring" a time honored tradition all Pliumbing Cooliegats endure during "Ring Kissing Hell week" hazing ''''Kiss your ring???I'll kis yours as you kiss mine (same time)

“**** JOHN VIS ******* ”

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#20 Dec 15, 2008
Marilyn -MW wrote:
<quoted text>Both dammit....I am sick of strange looks and dim bulbs! Enough already...LOL
then I guess a date with a strange looking dimwit is ....out of the question then??????

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#21 Dec 15, 2008
JG OP wrote:
<quoted text>well funny you should mention "ring Kissing" as just the other day me and some other "plumbing school alumni" were talking about Kissing the tub ring" a time honored tradition all Pliumbing Cooliegats endure during "Ring Kissing Hell week" hazing ''''Kiss your ring???I'll kis yours as you kiss mine (same time)
That is funny, as actually, some of my friends from the days when I was a laundress, were attending the United Laundress Union Convention and we were discussing kissing rings around the collars. It's an old game that took the place of ring around the rosie, but not nearly as much fun and way more work. Ok, kissing rings at the same time means we are equals and neither of us has to bow to the other. Deal!!!

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