Housewife convicted of frying husband

Full story: Times Union 104
A Brazilian housewife was convicted and sentenced to 19 years in prison Friday for killing her husband, chopping his corpse into small pieces and frying it. Read more
lisa shaw

Denver, CO

#22 Mar 24, 2007
kabobs people kabobs!!!!!!!!!!

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#23 Mar 25, 2007
MONIKA wrote:
<quoted text>Nothing like a good cigar....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Hey!! I like my cigar too, but at least I put it down every once in a while...

“Sing a song of 6 pence”

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Pocket full of wry

#24 Jul 24, 2013
My first boyfriend was fried all the time. Then his dad caught him and sent him to reform school.
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#26 Jul 26, 2013
Fried. I've heard of half-baked humor but this is ridiculous!

:-D
Lol.
Knock off purse seller

Denver, CO

#27 Jul 26, 2013
Knuckles wrote:
19 years from now
who will accept an invitation to dinner from her.
Lol, I would!(sarcasm) But I'm not a prospective husband.....

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Since: Jul 13

Thornton, CO

#28 Jul 29, 2013
Get in my belly !!!!
healthy

Allentown, PA

#29 Jul 29, 2013
I wonder if she used oil?

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Nehwon

#30 Jul 29, 2013
Note to self -
If I marry a crazy Brazilian woman, be sure to include in my will which side dishes should be served at my wake if I'm the main course.

Second note to self -
Do not marry a crazy woman no matter how hot.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#31 Jul 30, 2013
What body part(s) did she fry and eat first?

Did it look like sausage and meatballs?

“Gone to the beach”

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Pass the sun tan lotion

#33 Aug 3, 2013
Did she have fries with that?

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Toronto, Canada

#34 Aug 3, 2013
What a Wonderful World


Thought this song might be appropriate to the thread story.

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#35 Oct 17, 2013
Fried potatoes and coleslaw

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Maverick 808 wrote:
Did she have fries with that?
Anonymous

Zanesville, OH

#36 Oct 17, 2013
Just when you think you've heard it all, here comes a story that confirms it.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#37 Sep 22, 2014
Maverick 808 wrote:
Did she have fries with that?
No no no.......Plantains.

“Gone to the beach”

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Pass the sun tan lotion

#38 Dec 16, 2014
Hopefully she cooked him evenly on all sides.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#39 Dec 16, 2014
"Mom, why does my meatballs have hair on them?"

“Non mollare mai”

Since: Mar 11

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#40 Dec 16, 2014
DILF wrote:
"Mom, why does my meatballs have hair on them?"
Oh ick.

"Hush and eat, there's starving kids in China."

I wonder if Brazilian mothers say that...

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#41 Dec 16, 2014
-CatCiao- wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh ick.
"Hush and eat, there's starving kids in China."
I wonder if Brazilian mothers say that...
I think they do.....just in a different language.

8-)

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#42 Dec 16, 2014
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
I think they do.....just in a different language.
8-)
Smartazz ;-)

“Denny Crain”

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#43 Dec 16, 2014
-CatCiao- wrote:
<quoted text>
Smartazz ;-)
I hope you have a very Merry Christmas and Santa is very good to you Cat :)

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