Why are Obama's ears so big and streched out?

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Amy

Pulaski, WI

#1 Dec 31, 2013
Why are Obama's ears so big and streched out?

Wikipedia Answer:
It's because the Reverend Jeromiah Wright likes to use them as handles when he is pumping Obama full ob dat Halallulia religion..........Lets listen to the Wikipedia sound clip. shall we....... > Insproootch outttttpuk, Insproootch outttttpuk, Insproootch outttttpuk.

Bwaaaaaaaaa

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#2 Dec 31, 2013
It's a phenomenon commonly found in nature -- the creature develops flaps of skin which when extended make it look larger, more powerful than it really is.

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Danielson, CT

#3 Dec 31, 2013
...I hear banjo's...

Since: Jul 09

Location hidden

#4 Dec 31, 2013
When Pinocchio lied, his nose grew.

When Obama lies....well,

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Since: May 13

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#5 Dec 31, 2013
Well, he used to have a lot of wax in his ears, according to the tabloids!
And Now

Mount Vernon, OH

#6 Dec 31, 2013
Spirit67_ wrote:
Well, he used to have a lot of wax in his ears, according to the tabloids!
The dumbassbastard is waxing all of our ASSES!!! Thanks a LOT, stupidass liberals...
Sybian Princess

Portland, OR

#7 Jan 24, 2014
Why are his ears so big? Oh, probably genetics. I've heard he has other things too, which are larger than usual! Might be true, Michelle always looks so relaxed.
funnyEars

United States

#8 Jan 25, 2014
earforce one. he can fly. dumbo.
Bawney Fwank

Dayton, OH

#9 Jan 25, 2014
He's gotta have some pwace to cowwect my sperm!

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