best flirting pick up lines...
YourFace

Jakarta Pusat, Indonesia

#1164 Jul 23, 2014
Miley0401 wrote:
What's the best flirting statement you have ever used?( oh, and did it work?)
Mine was: "have you ever met someone and wondered what it would be like to kiss them?"
And yes, it worked like a charm!
Really?
beameupscotty

Reading, PA

#1165 Jul 24, 2014
nice buns

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#1166 Jul 24, 2014
( rattle rattle )
shaking bottle of Xanax
Mechanic

Natchitoches, LA

#1167 Jul 24, 2014
(speaking softy into her ear)
Aren't you the girl my mother warned me about???

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#1168 Jul 24, 2014
The one that worked and freaked me out wasn't even a line.
I was working up north laying bricks and being from the south I'm a smooth talker anyways, but on lunch break I went Into a gas station and two girls were working, I said, give me a pack of camels, the one girl told the other one, come here and listen to this guy talk, I said if you like the way I talk, you should see me In bed, they both slammed down their phone numbers and I ended up having great sex for several months with them, So you just never know..
ApuRV

United States

#1169 Feb 2, 2015
Best 1
Ur legs r like an emergency service, open 247..

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

In Honor Of The purdy Clown FL

#1170 Feb 3, 2015
I still like the one...I lost my teddy bear can I come home with you????

“"Aaaah! Aaaah!...Oh."”

Since: Dec 14

Location hidden

#1171 Feb 3, 2015
I'm sure it's been told here but it always makes me laugh.

Does this bar napkin smell like chloroform to you?

“Understand people,”

Level 3

Since: Mar 08

do you.

#1172 Feb 3, 2015
Princess Hey wrote:
I still like the one...I lost my teddy bear can I come home with you????
Cute.

“Understand people,”

Level 3

Since: Mar 08

do you.

#1173 Feb 3, 2015
Starting a normal conversation works best for me.

“The beard faded...”

Since: May 14

to 62 shades of gray

#1174 Feb 3, 2015
I'm the quiet type.....

I just sit back and lick my eyebrows.

;^`D

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#1175 May 12, 2015
hay...... I think your mate has just got off with my mate.......... wanna share a cab?

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#1176 May 12, 2015
modhippie1 wrote:
I'm sure it's been told here but it always makes me laugh.
Does this bar napkin smell like chloroform to you?
now that's funny...... hay you....***stacked waving like a loon***....... how yer been chick??
driveby bottomspanker

Chicago, IL

#1177 May 12, 2015
"Is your name "Spanked and Proud" or just should it be?"
That would be a good line, I think.

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#1178 May 12, 2015
You're so bubbly, I'd drink your bath water...

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#1179 May 13, 2015
"Hi, I'm not from Edmonton".

8-)

“"Love for your fellow men.."”

Since: Apr 15

Nakuru, Kenya

#1180 May 13, 2015
Miley0401 wrote:
What's the best flirting statement you have ever used?( oh, and did it work?)
Mine was: "have you ever met someone and wondered what it would be like to kiss them?"
And yes, it worked like a charm!
I doubt it.

You probably received a SLAP on the cheek

lol
Mrs Ferretmans Genhole

Chesapeake, VA

#1181 May 13, 2015
Is that a gerbil in the seat of your trousers or did you just poop yourself.
Camilla

Los Angeles, CA

#1182 May 13, 2015
Excuse me, don't I know you from Somewhere -

* lol
county thang

“only live once”

Since: May 15

Location hidden

#1183 May 14, 2015
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