kelly

Nashville, NC

#1144 Nov 4, 2013
is that a rocket in your pocket , or are you just happy to see me ?

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Winnfield, LA

#1145 Nov 4, 2013
Why does that $100 bill say "in Parker bros we trust?"

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Winnfield, LA

#1146 Nov 4, 2013
Did somebody say TWINKIE??? Yum cause I'm all outta gummy bears

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#1147 Nov 4, 2013
just_ola wrote:
Why does that $100 bill say "in Parker bros we trust?"
OMG!! That made me LAUGH!!

So Funny!!

“Merry Christmas”

Level 8

Since: Dec 08

Cincinnati, OH

#1148 Nov 8, 2013
Do you work at subway because you're giving me a footlong

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#1149 Dec 16, 2013
My buddy walked over to a good looking girl and asked if he could give her a kiss.

"Excuse me?" she asked.

He pulled a bag of Hershey's Kisses out of his coat pocket and held it out to her.

Do you realize what a great backup plan that is?

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Winnfield, LA

#1150 Dec 16, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
My buddy walked over to a good looking girl and asked if he could give her a kiss.
"Excuse me?" she asked.
He pulled a bag of Hershey's Kisses out of his coat pocket and held it out to her.
Do you realize what a great backup plan that is?
One "Pay-Day," "Mr. Peanut" wanted a "Bit-O-Honey," so he took "Mary Jane" behind the "Power House" on the corner of "Clark" and "Fifth Avenue".

He began to feel her "Mounds" and that was pure "Almond Joy" for him and it made her "Tootsie Roll."

He let out some "Snickers" as his "Butterfinger" went up her "Juicy Fruit" and caused a "Milky Way". She screamed and grabbed his "Peter Paul" and "Zagnuts".

"Mary Jane" said, "You are better than the 'Three Musketeers'". Soon she was a bit "Chunky" and nine months later she had a "Baby Ruth".

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Winnfield, LA

#1151 Dec 16, 2013
OR...

It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss
Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and
Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "hey
Sweetheart, how'd you like to Krunch on my big hunk for a Million
Dollar Bar?" Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll,
and it was like Pure Almond Joy!

I couldn't help but grab her
delicious Mounds because it was easy to see that this little
Twix had the Red Hots. It was all I could do to hold the Snicker
and Crackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat
and she started to scream "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!" Soon she was
fondling my Peter Pan and ZagNut and I knew it wouldn't be long
before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars that gave her a taste of
the old Milky Way. She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said,
"Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff."

I said "Look you little Reese's
Pieces, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you take my
Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey?" (What a piece
of Juicy Fruit she was, too!) She screamed, "Oh Crackerjack,
you're better than the Three Musketeers!" as I rammed my Ding Dong
up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup.

Well, I was giving it to her Good 'N' Plenty, when all the sudden...my
Starburst! Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow
Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach. Sure enough,
nine months later, out popped..........Baby Ruth!

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#1152 Dec 16, 2013
I was just gonna pull this thread up cuz I got the cutest lil line today.

Are you related to the sun cuz u sure brightened up my day!

“ Happy Easter”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Coming Soon

#1153 Dec 16, 2013
still my favorite....I lost my teddy bear can I come home with you???<3

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#1154 Dec 17, 2013
Apparently, unexpectedly kissing someone you like while they're talking only works in the movies. The waitress down at the diner had me kicked out yesterday and now I'm not allowed back.

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#1155 Jan 19, 2014
Lylah wrote:
I was just gonna pull this thread up cuz I got the cutest lil line today.
Are you related to the sun cuz u sure brightened up my day!
Not the sun beautiful but wouldn't mind being related to you
By All Accounts

Wilmington, OH

#1156 Jan 19, 2014
axxx wrote:
<quoted text>
Not the sun beautiful but wouldn't mind being related to you
You probably are. Remember the immortal words of Forrest Gump: "Stupid is as stupid does".
Flirty flirt flirt

Itajaí, Brazil

#1157 Apr 26, 2014
Start using your cel, if and when she asks you:ehat are you doing? You will answer i am talking to the prettiest woman i have ever met

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#1158 Apr 27, 2014
Your smile shines like the sun, I could lose count of sunsets talking with you..
It works, if you work it..

“Alive to live life”

Since: Nov 13

Location hidden

#1159 Apr 27, 2014
Have I died and went to heaven as all I see is a Angel before me :-)

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#1160 Apr 27, 2014
I would shovel snow all winter to claim the beach you tanned on last summer...

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#1161 May 3, 2014
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
<quoted text>
...I would shovel snow all winter to find the spot on the beach where you suntanned last summer...
i'm sold...... lol

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#1162 May 3, 2014
Get In..
richie goodman

Tewkesbury, UK

#1163 May 10, 2014
This I think is a good on guys but , I NEED A MAP BECAUSE EVERY TI E I LOOK INTO YOU BEUTIFUL EYES I JUST SIMPLY GET LOST

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