best flirting pick up lines...

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#1124 Oct 27, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
Come here~
The canine approach! Many guys appear to be a sucker for that one! How's that working for you, D C? If it works for you on a particular guy, you might also want to tell him to "fetch!" LOL

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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#1125 Oct 27, 2013
Chilli J wrote:
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The canine approach! Many guys appear to be a sucker for that one! How's that working for you, D C? If it works for you on a particular guy, you might also want to tell him to "fetch!" LOL
Hey Babe. I got a few to roll over in my day. So, yes, does work.

Also, had a few take to sitting pretty well, not to mention lay down. And, indeed, they perk right on up when asked if they want a treat!

beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#1126 Oct 27, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
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Hey Babe. I got a few to roll over in my day. So, yes, does work.
Also, had a few take to sitting pretty well, not to mention lay down. And, indeed, they perk right on up when asked if they want a treat!
phew ,works for me..er..Big Mama?

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#1127 Oct 27, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>phew ,works for me..er..Big Mama?
~laughs~ Come here!
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#1128 Oct 27, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
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~laughs~ Come here!
Yes sirree...ma'am!!!!!!!!!!coming ...

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#1129 Oct 27, 2013
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>Yes sirree...ma'am!!!!!!!!!!coming ...
Aye,~ahem~ Do come again...

~winks~ Is my Sunday, ya know.

axxx

“here for fun”

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Since: May 13

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#1130 Oct 29, 2013
Hey sexy you come home with me I'll make your body do things it never had before and promise to be there when you wake up
Hugh Jorgan

Blue Island, IL

#1131 Oct 29, 2013
"Bend over, let me drive!"
raman solanki

Ashburn, VA

#1132 Oct 29, 2013
if i em a persn gave by god dn i want to b last cz here's i wish 4 ur long lyf until world has been finished.i want to die wid u
Shadab

Delhi, India

#1133 Oct 30, 2013
Please give me your Photo. I wanna make a wish to Santa for this Christmas.

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

We All Could Use A Friend!!

#1134 Nov 2, 2013
Honey they are playing our song...
sudhir

Mumbai, India

#1135 Nov 4, 2013
It's like me too much .I know how many things that would like .
Please uploaded this one .

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#1136 Nov 4, 2013
hay, i have a pool in my mansion the same colour as your eyes.......

I Am Enzo - The Baker

“Vintage 1949”

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Since: Feb 12

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#1137 Nov 4, 2013
stacked and proud wrote:
hay, i have a pool in my mansion the same colour as your eyes.......
...I would shovel snow all winter to find the spot on the beach where you suntanned last summer...

Since: Aug 08

Ashburn, VA

#1138 Nov 4, 2013
... why yes that is a 100 dollar bill taped to my forhead ...

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#1139 Nov 4, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
... why yes that is a 100 dollar bill taped to my forhead ...
Otherwise known as the: "You, me, lobby of the motor lodge across the street, Benjamin Franklin, five minutes, you won't need to bring your jammies" pickup line!?

Since: Aug 08

Ashburn, VA

#1140 Nov 4, 2013
Chilli J wrote:
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Otherwise known as the: "You, me, lobby of the motor lodge across the street, Benjamin Franklin, five minutes, you won't need to bring your jammies" pickup line!?
... BINGO ...

I Am Enzo - The Baker

“Vintage 1949”

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

lightly salted

#1141 Nov 4, 2013
...will you be the mother of my puppies?...

Since: Aug 08

Ashburn, VA

#1142 Nov 4, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
...will you be the mother of my puppies?...
... sure i luv ruff sex ...

I Am Enzo - The Baker

“Vintage 1949”

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

lightly salted

#1143 Nov 4, 2013
GMGMIKE wrote:
<quoted text>... sure i luv ruff sex ...
...and here I thought that twinkle in your eyes was the light shinin in yer ears mate...

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