best flirting pick up lines...

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#1042 Jul 12, 2013
Do you live around here, fly a kite or ride a bicycle?

“Denny Crain”

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#1043 Jul 12, 2013
Blue_Eye_Gemini wrote:
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I would walk off if someone said that to me, while dancing. Lol! I'm not into that kind of a pick up line. Normally, if I'm around a lot of men or some men, I usually wear a poker face. There's a story that goes along with this and it has saved me so many times.
Remind me to tell you about it later...:))
That si the thing, most did walk off but my friend expected that and would just look for a girl who giggled :)

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#1044 Jul 12, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
Do you live around here, fly a kite or ride a bicycle?
hey there where have ya been??? thot you'd fallen for some floozie's pick-up line & ran off...=)))

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#1045 Jul 13, 2013
For the inner-chemist out there:

Hey girl, are you full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium? Because you are a Be-Au-Ti! ;)
adam

Moscow, Russia

#1046 Jul 14, 2013
we all need someone who will love you for who you are and love what they do or love that person even if he is trouble and what he does bothers you you should sit him down and tell him that you dont like what he is doing and if you tryed everything then kick him to the curve you know he is lying to you when he does not look at you when he is talkingt to you

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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#1047 Jul 14, 2013
I Got a Spot That Gets Me Hot. But You Ain’t Been To It.

Wanna come?

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#1048 Jul 14, 2013
That guy over there *points to his friend at another table, who waves at him* said a girl who looks like you, wouldn't give a guy who looks like me the time of day! Is he right?*big smile*

“Want A Friend, Be One”

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#1049 Jul 14, 2013
Chilli J wrote:
That guy over there *points to his friend at another table, who waves at him* said a girl who looks like you, wouldn't give a guy who looks like me the time of day! Is he right?*big smile*
okay I will give you a whole day..lets go...LOL. hey Chilli J..how are you ??Im good..:O)..just couldnt resist..bet my smile is bigger than yours..:O)

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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#1050 Jul 15, 2013
I can hear ya...but I can't see ya! Speak closer, I want to feel ya.

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#1051 Jul 15, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
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okay I will give you a whole day..lets go...LOL. hey Chilli J..how are you ??Im good..:O)..just couldnt resist..bet my smile is bigger than yours..:O)
*Looks at watch* Busy, busy, busy, friend! I'm doing well! Thanks for asking! Admit it, you could resist, you just chose not too! Have a great day!
Lil Wayne

Sun City, CA

#1052 Jul 25, 2013
Let me Treasure UUUUUUU Girl!!!!!!

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#1053 Jul 26, 2013
"Hi, I'm Susan."

"I'm Steven, but they call me Dick."

"How do you get Dick from Steven?"

"Just ask." ;)

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#1054 Jul 27, 2013
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

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#1055 Jul 27, 2013
One time in my early 20's when I was single and at a night club. The bar was raised up a step higher then the table area. But anyway I was just getting ready to step up to the bar to order and this guy like almost fell off of the step right when I was coming up......... it was enough to get my attention and of course see how I would react.

Of course he had to buy me a drink because if I wasn't there he might have gotten hurt.

Needless to say yes he did get a date. No it didn't go any further then that!

65007noogard

“Geaux Tigers!”

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Down on the bayou

#1056 Jul 27, 2013
Does this look infected?

Oops, wrong thread. Tee hee.

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#1057 Jul 27, 2013
you know you have the same name as my mother...

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#1058 Jul 28, 2013
That's a lovely sweater you have on. My granma has one just like it.

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#1059 Jul 28, 2013
I probably shouldn't be bragging, but I overheard some girls rating me on a scale of ten at the bar last night. I was very pleased with my score of nine.

I got four two's and a one.

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#1060 Jul 31, 2013
this one might be the worse

My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on.

Oh, you do?

It must be 15 minutes fast.

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#1061 Aug 1, 2013
My Irish buddy Sy O'Nara loves Japanese girls, but whenever he introduces himself they all say "Okay" and walk off.

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