best flirting pick up lines...

Blue_Eye_Gemini
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#1022 Jul 10, 2013
axxx wrote:
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i would not use that one on you
What would you use axxx?

axxx

“here for fun”

Level 5

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#1023 Jul 10, 2013
that would depend on the moment and it would be the truth not a bs line because wouldn't want to remember bs when could speak the truth, but if youd like we could sit and have a beer together and get to know each other before you have to go

Blue_Eye_Gemini
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Since: May 13

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#1024 Jul 11, 2013
axxx wrote:
that would depend on the moment and it would be the truth not a bs line because wouldn't want to remember bs when could speak the truth, but if youd like we could sit and have a beer together and get to know each other before you have to go
That's a nice line axxx!:))

“Denny Crain”

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#1025 Jul 11, 2013
Blue_Eye_Gemini wrote:
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That's a nice line axxx!:))
How about you would be nice to wakup next to in the morning :)I had a friend who was the best at picking up women because he had no fear of rejection . He would dance with a girl and ask here if she was going to bed with him or was he wasting his time. If she said noway then he would move on but if she giggled he knew he was in :)

Blue_Eye_Gemini
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#1026 Jul 11, 2013
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
<quoted text>How about you would be nice to wakup next to in the morning :)I had a friend who was the best at picking up women because he had no fear of rejection . He would dance with a girl and ask here if she was going to bed with him or was he wasting his time. If she said noway then he would move on but if she giggled he knew he was in :)
I would walk off if someone said that to me, while dancing. Lol! I'm not into that kind of a pick up line. Normally, if I'm around a lot of men or some men, I usually wear a poker face. There's a story that goes along with this and it has saved me so many times.
Remind me to tell you about it later...:))

“Will cause trouble when bored”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

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#1027 Jul 11, 2013
Do u know that one day your gonna be my wife?

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#1028 Jul 11, 2013
May I ask you for a dance?......over at my place!

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Christmas: The Birth of Jesus

#1029 Jul 11, 2013
If I go away and find myself can I come back and look you up????

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#1030 Jul 11, 2013
Hi, I have Grey Poupon at my place.

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#1031 Jul 11, 2013
My name is Richard, but you can call me Humpty Dumpty.

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

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#1032 Jul 11, 2013
Hi! Do you have any plans for the next 50 years or so?*grin*

Blue_Eye_Gemini
Level 6

Since: May 13

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#1033 Jul 11, 2013
Fisherman 808 wrote:
My name is Richard, but you can call me Humpty Dumpty.
Lol!

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

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#1034 Jul 11, 2013
Could I have this dance for the rest of my life,
Could you be my partner every night,
when we're together it feels so right,
Could I have this dance for the rest of my life..........

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#1035 Jul 11, 2013
From Body Heat.

Ned: I need someone to take care of me, someone to rub my tired muscles, smooth out my sheets.

Matty: Get married.

Ned: I just need it for tonight.

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#1036 Jul 11, 2013
If I were a dog I'd lick you all over.

Whatta ya say sweetie?? ruff ruff!!!!!

;-)

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

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#1037 Jul 11, 2013
DILF wrote:
If I were a dog I'd lick you all over.
Whatta ya say sweetie?? ruff ruff!!!!!
;-)
sigh...you've forgotten the lyrics again, haven't you?

“Somewhere within...”

Level 4

Since: Jul 13

...the Topix mainframe.

#1038 Jul 11, 2013
The line, "The Motel 6 got a new ice machine and HBO. Whaddaya say, baby?", has consistently yielded poor results.

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

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#1039 Jul 11, 2013
For the inner-psychologist out there:

Hey, are you Maslow?...because you're at the top of my hierarchical needs! ;)

axxx

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

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#1040 Jul 11, 2013
Blue_Eye_Gemini wrote:
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That's a nice line axxx!:))
thanks

axxx

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

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#1041 Jul 11, 2013
Lylah wrote:
Do u know that one day your gonna be my wife?
so are you looking for a wife or waning to be somebodys wife you have confused me

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