best flirting pick up lines...

Since: Jun 13

Cleveland

#1002 Jul 1, 2013
You have a pretty smile, i wish i could see it everyday. Its corny but it worked. We celebrating our 6th anniversary tomorrow

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#1003 Jul 2, 2013
Come on to my house, I'm going to make you some candy.

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Just Collecting Points..

#1004 Jul 2, 2013
theres a new movie now playing,would you like to go with me???

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#1005 Jul 2, 2013
Hello, I would like to bring you home to meet my parents.

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#1006 Jul 2, 2013
DILF wrote:
Hello, I would like to bring you home to meet my parents.
that would freak me out if we had JUST met...lol

...after "dating" 21 months now tho I wish we could meet each others parents (deceased)

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#1007 Jul 2, 2013
This is for all of you who's flirting line didn't work....

Lonely people - America

http://youtu.be/QYGvKc7Q1PU

axxx

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#1008 Jul 2, 2013
hey good looking how would you like to be mu woman for the night and maybe longer

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#1009 Jul 3, 2013
Hello, I am an orphan, would you please adopt me for the night?

“Still Waters Run Deep”

Level 6

Since: Sep 11

Waters Edge

#1010 Jul 5, 2013
What can I do to please you tonight?

axxx

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#1011 Jul 6, 2013
hey i am cold will you wrap your arms and legs around me to warm me up

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#1012 Jul 8, 2013
Do you like yogurt?

axxx

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#1013 Jul 8, 2013
dont use a line just get them to slow dance and sneak in a kiss and try your luck with that

Since: Nov 10

Location hidden

#1014 Jul 8, 2013
axxx wrote:
dont use a line just get them to slow dance and sneak in a kiss and try your luck with that
Does this work???

axxx

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#1015 Jul 8, 2013
it has for the most part you get that first kiss just rite you dont have to talk a line of crap they wont believe
rcg71

United States

#1016 Jul 8, 2013
As a bartender from long ago, I have heard them all!
A few of my favorite:
Desperate man: Hey, you look just like my 3rd wife.
Young dingbat: oh really, how many times have u been married?
Desperate man: twice.

Why your purdier than a speckled pup in a red wagon.

And my all time fav!!!!!
Damn! Your so pretty I wanna run out and buy some new hangers!
I'd hate for your clothes to get wrinkled laying on my floor.

axxx

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#1017 Jul 9, 2013
hey good looking lets run off get married and you can be my next ex- wife

Blue_Eye_Gemini
Level 6

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#1018 Jul 9, 2013
I would walk off!

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#1019 Jul 10, 2013
Do my lips look kissable?

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#1020 Jul 10, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
Do my lips look kissable?
MUAH!!!...=)

axxx

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#1021 Jul 10, 2013
Blue_Eye_Gemini wrote:
I would walk off!
i would not use that one on you

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