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Denny CranesPlace wrote:
You would be fun waking up with in the morning :)
i'd be fun going to bed with the night before.... lol

sorry hun,,,,, I couldn't resist....

hope your wife isn't reading this..... lol

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do the pick up lines ever work just tell her the truth you will have a better chance

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axxx wrote:
do the pick up lines ever work just tell her the truth you will have a better chance
You mean to be honest and truthful while exhibiting common sense and decency while simply being your true self?

Nah.

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Im like david just be yourself dont change they either like ya hate ya and if they dont care they can easily just turn and walk away...no questions ask..you didnt need them anyway..have a good one friends..

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Princess Hey wrote:
Im like david just be yourself dont change they either like ya hate ya and if they dont care they can easily just turn and walk away...no questions ask..you didnt need them anyway..have a good one friends..
Yep!!!! That is so true.

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Pick Up Lines For Dogs:

I came here looking for a little tail.

Wow, look at those PUPPIES!

Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.

Baby, you are what I call a hot dog!

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

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And walk outa here!

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Spent the day with my youngest son, he's 4, while my wife and 2 daughters went out. While we were walking down a path by the river these girls were walking towards us and he said, "'that looks like mom, dad!" To which the girls said, " awwww, he's so cute. What's your name? How old are you?"'and started a whole conversation. I let em know his mom and sisters where at the water park and he wasn't able to go because he had been sick. Once they realized I wasn't a single dad they went on their way. But I'd be lying if I said it didn't bring a big smile to my face!
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once my friend came to me in very off mood..... knowing dat i m a big flirt.....
she said 2 me-- hey mohit she called me bitch....
i replied== hey my sweetest baby..dont cry...its very honoring dat she called u so... coz BITCH .......itself stands for- BEAUTIFUL INTELLIGENT TALENTED CHARMING HUMAN being...

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#987
Jun 24, 2013
 
liam cul8r wrote:
Spent the day with my youngest son, he's 4, while my wife and 2 daughters went out. While we were walking down a path by the river these girls were walking towards us and he said, "'that looks like mom, dad!" To which the girls said, " awwww, he's so cute. What's your name? How old are you?"'and started a whole conversation. I let em know his mom and sisters where at the water park and he wasn't able to go because he had been sick. Once they realized I wasn't a single dad they went on their way. But I'd be lying if I said it didn't bring a big smile to my face!
my now perfectly healthy 30 yr old son was a preemie...we pretty much didn't take him anywhere except to doctor, my best friend's house, and my mama's until he was 6 months old...but then he was such a chick magnet when girls saw his dad out in store with him...that & my (ex)hubby looked like a teenager when he was 25...

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the one that worked the best for me is no pick up line just being honest she is the sweetest most beautiful woman and i let her know how i felt and it worked great

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that the best pick up line being yourself and saying what you feel nothing more honest than what comes from the heart..yes works every time if the woman is honest.that was very nice "axxx"

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Princess Hey wrote:
that the best pick up line being yourself and saying what you feel nothing more honest than what comes from the heart..yes works every time if the woman is honest.that was very nice "axxx"
Being myself?

Saying what I feel?

Might as well just head toward the monastery right now! LOL

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Chilli J wrote:
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Being myself?
Saying what I feel?
Might as well just head toward the monastery right now! LOL
just try it, it will work better to be honest than try to remember the lie you tell them

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Never try to pick up girls with a gonorrhea pamphlet in your shirt pocket.

Believe me on that one.

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I didnt come in here looking for a certain someone I was only looking for a friend to talk with are you alone?would like someone to talk with? Im your friend..:O)

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I guess being a funny, and silly, helps a lot, at least it breaks the ice.

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just be yourself David even if thats funny and silly..works every time..why try and be someone or something you arent???

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Hello, I lost my puppy......Will you help me find it? I think it went into that cheap Motel room over there......

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Look my hands fits in yours very well..LOL..:O)

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hey good looking how bout we get out of here and get naked and have some fun

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