Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#979 Jun 23, 2013
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
You would be fun waking up with in the morning :)
i'd be fun going to bed with the night before.... lol

sorry hun,,,,, I couldn't resist....

hope your wife isn't reading this..... lol

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#980 Jun 23, 2013
do the pick up lines ever work just tell her the truth you will have a better chance

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#981 Jun 23, 2013
axxx wrote:
do the pick up lines ever work just tell her the truth you will have a better chance
You mean to be honest and truthful while exhibiting common sense and decency while simply being your true self?

Nah.

“On The Wings Of A Dove ”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Two Hearts In Love

#982 Jun 23, 2013
Im like david just be yourself dont change they either like ya hate ya and if they dont care they can easily just turn and walk away...no questions ask..you didnt need them anyway..have a good one friends..

Level 5

Since: Sep 12

Cadillac MI

#983 Jun 23, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
Im like david just be yourself dont change they either like ya hate ya and if they dont care they can easily just turn and walk away...no questions ask..you didnt need them anyway..have a good one friends..
Yep!!!! That is so true.

Since: Feb 13

Step Into My Realm

#984 Jun 23, 2013
Pick Up Lines For Dogs:

I came here looking for a little tail.

Wow, look at those PUPPIES!

Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.

Baby, you are what I call a hot dog!

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#985 Jun 24, 2013
Spent the day with my youngest son, he's 4, while my wife and 2 daughters went out. While we were walking down a path by the river these girls were walking towards us and he said, "'that looks like mom, dad!" To which the girls said, " awwww, he's so cute. What's your name? How old are you?"'and started a whole conversation. I let em know his mom and sisters where at the water park and he wasn't able to go because he had been sick. Once they realized I wasn't a single dad they went on their way. But I'd be lying if I said it didn't bring a big smile to my face!
MOHIT KUMAR

Delhi, India

#986 Jun 24, 2013
once my friend came to me in very off mood..... knowing dat i m a big flirt.....
she said 2 me-- hey mohit she called me bitch....
i replied== hey my sweetest baby..dont cry...its very honoring dat she called u so... coz BITCH .......itself stands for- BEAUTIFUL INTELLIGENT TALENTED CHARMING HUMAN being...

“Trump This!!!”

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

CENLA

#987 Jun 24, 2013
liam cul8r wrote:
Spent the day with my youngest son, he's 4, while my wife and 2 daughters went out. While we were walking down a path by the river these girls were walking towards us and he said, "'that looks like mom, dad!" To which the girls said, " awwww, he's so cute. What's your name? How old are you?"'and started a whole conversation. I let em know his mom and sisters where at the water park and he wasn't able to go because he had been sick. Once they realized I wasn't a single dad they went on their way. But I'd be lying if I said it didn't bring a big smile to my face!
my now perfectly healthy 30 yr old son was a preemie...we pretty much didn't take him anywhere except to doctor, my best friend's house, and my mama's until he was 6 months old...but then he was such a chick magnet when girls saw his dad out in store with him...that & my (ex)hubby looked like a teenager when he was 25...

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#988 Jun 24, 2013
the one that worked the best for me is no pick up line just being honest she is the sweetest most beautiful woman and i let her know how i felt and it worked great

“On The Wings Of A Dove ”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Two Hearts In Love

#989 Jun 25, 2013
that the best pick up line being yourself and saying what you feel nothing more honest than what comes from the heart..yes works every time if the woman is honest.that was very nice "axxx"

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#990 Jun 25, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
that the best pick up line being yourself and saying what you feel nothing more honest than what comes from the heart..yes works every time if the woman is honest.that was very nice "axxx"
Being myself?

Saying what I feel?

Might as well just head toward the monastery right now! LOL

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#991 Jun 25, 2013
Chilli J wrote:
<quoted text>
Being myself?
Saying what I feel?
Might as well just head toward the monastery right now! LOL
just try it, it will work better to be honest than try to remember the lie you tell them

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#993 Jun 26, 2013
Never try to pick up girls with a gonorrhea pamphlet in your shirt pocket.

Believe me on that one.

“On The Wings Of A Dove ”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Two Hearts In Love

#994 Jun 26, 2013
I didnt come in here looking for a certain someone I was only looking for a friend to talk with are you alone?would like someone to talk with? Im your friend..:O)

Level 5

Since: Sep 12

Cadillac MI

#996 Jun 29, 2013
I guess being a funny, and silly, helps a lot, at least it breaks the ice.

“On The Wings Of A Dove ”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Two Hearts In Love

#997 Jun 29, 2013
just be yourself David even if thats funny and silly..works every time..why try and be someone or something you arent???

“Forehead wrinkle”

Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#998 Jul 1, 2013
Hello, I lost my puppy......Will you help me find it? I think it went into that cheap Motel room over there......

“On The Wings Of A Dove ”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Two Hearts In Love

#1000 Jul 1, 2013
Look my hands fits in yours very well..LOL..:O)

“here for fun”

Level 5

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#1001 Jul 1, 2013
hey good looking how bout we get out of here and get naked and have some fun

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