“A beautiful Lady..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

:o) Smile (o:

#918 Jun 9, 2013
Lost my teddy bear,can I go home with you???still the best lines..
Bejay Obispo

Micronesia, Federated States of

#919 Jun 9, 2013
I see correct spelling of Beautiful on You

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#920 Jun 11, 2013
I never believed in love at first sight....( staring deep into her eyes ) until now...

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#921 Jun 11, 2013
He- "Do you know the difference between a ham sandwich and a BJ?"

She- "Uh...no."

He- "Great, what are you doing for lunch tomorrow?"

Really awful pick up line, that somehow worked way to often, IMHO, for my best friend in Grad School! He got a lot of lunch dates!:)

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#922 Jun 11, 2013
Hey......
BLAZER

Cincinnati, OH

#924 Jun 16, 2013
Can I FWU or do I have to find someone else that looks as good

WORKS EVERYTIME
UNLESS U LOOK SMACK

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#925 Jun 19, 2013
Anything you want. Just ask and you shall receive.
Duhh

Riverside, NJ

#926 Jun 19, 2013
You wanna do it..

Level 8

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#927 Jun 19, 2013
I have ice cream; you want ice cream?

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#928 Jun 19, 2013
Have we met before?

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#929 Jun 19, 2013
[Don't say anything. Make eye contact. If they don't look away, walk over and say "hi" ... especially if they smile when they make that first eye contact.]

“So it's not you, It's them?”

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

Location hidden

#930 Jun 19, 2013
He: Walks up to unknown, attractive woman, holding another round of what she's been drinking in left hand, slowly smiles, makes eye contact, offers drink to her with his left hand, holds out his right hand to her and says:

"Shall we go? I don't want to do this any more than you do, so let's get this over with, shall we?" *big smile*

Since: Feb 13

Step Into My Realm

#931 Jun 19, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
[Don't say anything. Make eye contact. If they don't look away, walk over and say "hi" ... especially if they smile when they make that first eye contact.]
*smiling*(You cute thang!)

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#932 Jun 19, 2013
Fairy Verte wrote:
<quoted text>
*smiling*(You cute thang!)
Okay. Sometimes they're smiling at the guy behind me or they're smiling because they just realized I actually think I have a chance to jump up to their league.

Just sayin'.

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#933 Jun 19, 2013
Baby I can break you down
There's so many ways to love ya

(lyric lines that work)

Since: Feb 13

Step Into My Realm

#934 Jun 19, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
<quoted text>
Okay. Sometimes they're smiling at the guy behind me or they're smiling because they just realized I actually think I have a chance to jump up to their league.
Just sayin'.
Well, I was smiling at you but if you'd rather me not, I totally understand:) I still think you are one funny guy, though!

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#935 Jun 19, 2013
Fairy Verte wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, I was smiling at you but if you'd rather me not, I totally understand:) I still think you are one funny guy, though!
Smiling at ME?

"Hi."

Since: Feb 13

Step Into My Realm

#936 Jun 19, 2013
Hoof Arted wrote:
<quoted text>
Smiling at ME?
"Hi."
Yes, you! Don't mean to make you uncomfortable. You are a sweetheart. Your wife is a lucky lady!

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#937 Jun 19, 2013
Lots of people say they feel sorry for her. "Oh, your poor wife." LOL

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#938 Jun 19, 2013
(Forgot my manners. "Thanks.")

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