best flirting pick up lines...

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“Put Some"Love"In Your Heart”

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I believe you would look really good sitting on my sofa...!!!!!

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I'm just curious..... Are you really as good as all the guys say?

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arctic wrote:
The line that always works best
for me is: "Wanna come home with me?"
It works every time;) LMAO
I always like you would be great waking up next to in the morning. To my surprise she said I can't stay all night :) I had a friend who was the best pick up artist I have ever seen because he expected to be turned down and couldn't be embarrassed . He would dance with a girl for a few minutes and ask her if she was going to go up to his room or was he wasting his time . If she said no he would go to the next one but if she giggled he knew he was in :)

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I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
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did it hurt when you fell from heavean? cuz you look like an angel

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Jun 2, 2013
 
I just bought this new disc lets go to my car and listen...

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Jun 2, 2013
 
Hello ... wanna play topix wiT me?

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A girl doesn't need a pick up line. All she has to do is smile.

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quilterqueen wrote:
A girl doesn't need a pick up line. All she has to do is smile.
True. It would work for me. But it depends on what she's searching for. Undoing the top two or three buttons of her shirt might get more fellas approaching her than a smile.

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Ready.....set........ ;)

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I wanna take a ride on your disco stick ..

would that work??

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You are Gorgeous!!!

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Were both your parents retarted? Because you are one special girl. Hi, I'm Jim:)

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Or, what does this rag smell like to you? I havnt used that one but it's how my son met his girl.

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Jun 2, 2013
 
Cindy 3900 wrote:
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick ..
would that work??
:-)
lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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try a tight shirt..big smile and flaunt those things God gave ya..
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Jun 8, 2013
 
'excuse me... Is your name Craig by chance.?'

'no... Why?'

'oh you just remind me someone I'd go home with.... Oh well'
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#915
Jun 8, 2013
 
Cindy 3900 wrote:
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick ..
would that work??
:-)
lol
Haha. Haven't heard that song in quite awhile!!! Lol.

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Wanna spawn?

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Me papa owns a vineyard.

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