best flirting pick up lines...

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

You'll Know Your True Friends.

#897 Jun 1, 2013
I believe you would look really good sitting on my sofa...!!!!!

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#899 Jun 2, 2013
I'm just curious..... Are you really as good as all the guys say?

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

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#900 Jun 2, 2013
arctic wrote:
The line that always works best
for me is: "Wanna come home with me?"
It works every time;) LMAO
I always like you would be great waking up next to in the morning. To my surprise she said I can't stay all night :) I had a friend who was the best pick up artist I have ever seen because he expected to be turned down and couldn't be embarrassed . He would dance with a girl for a few minutes and ask her if she was going to go up to his room or was he wasting his time . If she said no he would go to the next one but if she giggled he knew he was in :)

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

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#901 Jun 2, 2013
I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
billy

Gypsum, CO

#902 Jun 2, 2013
did it hurt when you fell from heavean? cuz you look like an angel

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

You'll Know Your True Friends.

#903 Jun 2, 2013
I just bought this new disc lets go to my car and listen...

AIias - Trish
Level 5

Since: Mar 13

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#904 Jun 2, 2013
Hello ... wanna play topix wiT me?

:O

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

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#905 Jun 2, 2013
A girl doesn't need a pick up line. All she has to do is smile.

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#906 Jun 2, 2013
quilterqueen wrote:
A girl doesn't need a pick up line. All she has to do is smile.
True. It would work for me. But it depends on what she's searching for. Undoing the top two or three buttons of her shirt might get more fellas approaching her than a smile.

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

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#907 Jun 2, 2013
Ready.....set........ ;)

“Dancin' in the Rain”

Level 4

Since: Apr 13

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#908 Jun 2, 2013
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick ..

would that work??

:-)

lol

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#909 Jun 2, 2013
You are Gorgeous!!!

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

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#910 Jun 2, 2013
Were both your parents retarted? Because you are one special girl. Hi, I'm Jim:)

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

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#911 Jun 2, 2013
Or, what does this rag smell like to you? I havnt used that one but it's how my son met his girl.

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

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#912 Jun 2, 2013
Cindy 3900 wrote:
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick ..
would that work??
:-)
lol

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

You'll Know Your True Friends.

#913 Jun 2, 2013
try a tight shirt..big smile and flaunt those things God gave ya..
Level 2

Since: Sep 12

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#914 Jun 8, 2013
'excuse me... Is your name Craig by chance.?'

'no... Why?'

'oh you just remind me someone I'd go home with.... Oh well'
Level 2

Since: Sep 12

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#915 Jun 8, 2013
Cindy 3900 wrote:
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick ..
would that work??
:-)
lol
Haha. Haven't heard that song in quite awhile!!! Lol.

“Taste great in milk!”

Level 9

Since: Aug 08

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#916 Jun 9, 2013
Wanna spawn?

“Whip it, whip it good”

Level 8

Since: Feb 13

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#917 Jun 9, 2013
Me papa owns a vineyard.

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