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Apr 11, 2013
 
Hi, I'm wearing Jordache jeans.

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follow me home please

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and the livin' is easy...

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Apr 11, 2013
 
I'm NOT stalking you...btw, you're out of milk

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#816
Apr 11, 2013
 
Dude, OMG!!..Am DIGGING your Taste in Music!!

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Apr 12, 2013
 
May I please have my heart back?

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would you have my baby???

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a good way to flirt is, lip biting and say that you have pretty eyes

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that you look good daddy

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i ran out of gas would you care to take me to get some..

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And push and pull

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#822
Apr 12, 2013
 
would you like to come with me to have a drink and stay a while.

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#823
Apr 12, 2013
 
If you ever get stung by a jelly fish, I'd so pee on you

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dance with me then we will talk about it!!!

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Apr 13, 2013
 
Can i be a father of your cute daughter ?

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Apr 13, 2013
 
Hey

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Apr 13, 2013
 
Didnt we go to School

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Not a pickup line; just an observation:

Of all the words of tongue and pen,
The saddest are these:

"Does she have a friend?"

(apologies to John Greenleaf Whittier)

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#829
Apr 13, 2013
 
hola mami that you look good
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#830
Apr 14, 2013
 
"Here, hold this while I gyrate"

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#831
Apr 14, 2013
 
Luke Bryan:

Girl, you make my speakers go boom boom
Dancin' on the tailgate in a full moon
That kinda thing makes a man go mmm hmmm
You're lookin' so good in what's left of those blue jeans
Drip of honey on the money make her gotta be
The best buzz I'm ever gonna find
Hey, I'm a little drunk on you
And high on summertime

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love that song...good pickup lines...LOL..

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