The Paisan

Medford, NY

#813 Apr 11, 2013
Hi, I'm wearing Jordache jeans.

“M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S”

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Since: Mar 12

And Have A Happy New Year

#814 Apr 11, 2013
follow me home please

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Since: Dec 12

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#815 Apr 11, 2013
I'm NOT stalking you...btw, you're out of milk

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#816 Apr 11, 2013
Dude, OMG!!..Am DIGGING your Taste in Music!!

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Since: Feb 12

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#817 Apr 12, 2013
May I please have my heart back?

“M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S”

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Since: Mar 12

And Have A Happy New Year

#818 Apr 12, 2013
would you have my baby???

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Since: Apr 13

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#819 Apr 12, 2013
a good way to flirt is, lip biting and say that you have pretty eyes

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#820 Apr 12, 2013
that you look good daddy

“M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

And Have A Happy New Year

#821 Apr 12, 2013
i ran out of gas would you care to take me to get some..

“Hold on to my waist ”

Level 6

Since: Jun 11

And push and pull

#822 Apr 12, 2013
would you like to come with me to have a drink and stay a while.

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Since: Dec 12

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#823 Apr 12, 2013
If you ever get stung by a jelly fish, I'd so pee on you

“M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

And Have A Happy New Year

#824 Apr 12, 2013
dance with me then we will talk about it!!!

“Colleges Search Engine ”

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

www.schoolanduniversity.com

#825 Apr 13, 2013
Can i be a father of your cute daughter ?

“In God we trust”

Level 7

Since: Dec 12

Cape Town, South Africa

#826 Apr 13, 2013
Hey

Since: Nov 12

Van, WV

#827 Apr 13, 2013
Didnt we go to School

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

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#828 Apr 13, 2013
Not a pickup line; just an observation:

Of all the words of tongue and pen,
The saddest are these:

"Does she have a friend?"

(apologies to John Greenleaf Whittier)

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Since: Apr 13

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#829 Apr 13, 2013
hola mami that you look good
Pelle Vecthrost

Medford, NY

#830 Apr 14, 2013
"Here, hold this while I gyrate"

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Since: Dec 12

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#831 Apr 14, 2013
Luke Bryan:

Girl, you make my speakers go boom boom
Dancin' on the tailgate in a full moon
That kinda thing makes a man go mmm hmmm
You're lookin' so good in what's left of those blue jeans
Drip of honey on the money make her gotta be
The best buzz I'm ever gonna find
Hey, I'm a little drunk on you
And high on summertime

“M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

And Have A Happy New Year

#832 Apr 14, 2013
love that song...good pickup lines...LOL..

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