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“Best Friends”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

I Love The Color Purple

#793 Apr 7, 2013
where in the world have you been all my life???

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#794 Apr 7, 2013
You don't sweat much for a fat girl :)

“Best Friends”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

I Love The Color Purple

#795 Apr 7, 2013
Fats where its at,old dogs likes bones!!!
Marley

Medford, NY

#796 Apr 8, 2013
Hi, would you like to pet my back hair?

“Best Friends”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

I Love The Color Purple

#797 Apr 8, 2013
I think I see myself in your eyes
Rebuttle

Medford, NY

#798 Apr 8, 2013
I think I see myself in your thighs.

“Best Friends”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

I Love The Color Purple

#799 Apr 8, 2013
this song reminds me of you..lets go listen!!!

Level 1

Since: Feb 10

Orlando, FL

#800 Apr 8, 2013
My names not Flintstone but I can make your Bedrock.

“Best Friends”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

I Love The Color Purple

#801 Apr 8, 2013
take me to your world mines missing

“ANTI ORANG MUNAFIK”

Level 2

Since: Apr 13

Location hidden

#802 Apr 9, 2013
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

“Best Friends”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

I Love The Color Purple

#803 Apr 9, 2013
I believe I need CPR because you take my breath away

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#804 Apr 10, 2013
I know a quieter place where we can hear each other breathe - or scream.
The Paisan

Medford, NY

#805 Apr 10, 2013
Hey, I just bought a new mattress!!!! Wanna test it out with me?

“Best Friends”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

I Love The Color Purple

#806 Apr 10, 2013
I must be a light switch you keep turning me on...

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#807 Apr 10, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
I must be a light switch you keep turning me on...
click......... click.......... click......click...click..Clic k..CLick..CLICK..CLIIIICCKKK!! !!!!!!!

“Best Friends”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

I Love The Color Purple

#808 Apr 10, 2013
thats a good one lC...im turned on too..LOL...1000 watts if they make one..

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#809 Apr 11, 2013
Have you always been able to light up a room like that when you walk in?

“Best Friends”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

I Love The Color Purple

#810 Apr 11, 2013
you light up the room now come and light up my world
The Paisan

Medford, NY

#811 Apr 11, 2013
Are you following me? I sure hope so.

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#812 Apr 11, 2013
You & Me, lets go ....

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