best flirting pick up lines...

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#752 Apr 3, 2013
StArBuRsTs wrote:
Hi, my name is 'I'
My problem is 'LOVE'
My solution is 'YOU'
Now that was cute!

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#753 Apr 3, 2013
hey baby my lips would look good on yours...wanna try..
The Paisan

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#754 Apr 4, 2013
"Hello darlin, you are as beautiful as Maria......would you like to have dinner sometime?"

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#755 Apr 4, 2013
you look sad can I hug you

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#756 Apr 4, 2013
The Paisan wrote:
"Hello darlin, you are as beautiful as Maria......would you like to have dinner sometime?"
Who is Maria? and why do I need to look as beautiful as her to have dinner with you????

That's what I would think if someone said that to me!

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#757 Apr 4, 2013
I will be whomever you would like for me to be..

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#758 Apr 4, 2013
lmao

“Still Waters Run Deep”

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#759 Apr 4, 2013
Yes

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#760 Apr 4, 2013
hey baby they are playing our song

“Hi!”

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#761 Apr 4, 2013
I'm nekkid.......

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#762 Apr 4, 2013
if I go find myself can I come back to you??

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#763 Apr 4, 2013
I'm not trying to impress you or nothing like that, but..... I'm BATMAN!

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#764 Apr 4, 2013
If you can make a woman laugh, youíre almost there. But if youíre almost there and THEN she laughs, well, thatís a different thing.

Just sayin'.

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#765 Apr 4, 2013
hello batman Im catwoman..LOL...oops wrong thread..

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#766 Apr 4, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
hey baby my lips would look good on yours...wanna try..
(Princess, if you or anybody ever said that to me, I'd probably turn beet red, drop my mouth wide open, then proceed to get a stiffy! OMG!)

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#767 Apr 4, 2013
that was funny sky..but I really had that said to me..LOL...
Best

Medford, NY

#768 Apr 5, 2013
Hello, I just won the lottery.

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#769 Apr 5, 2013
Best wrote:
Hello, I just won the lottery.
Really is that as good as you can do???

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#770 Apr 5, 2013
what did you say your name was,it slipped my mind...

“ANTI ORANG MUNAFIK”

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#771 Apr 5, 2013
Excuse me miss, aren't you supposed to be in the sky with the rest of the angles

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