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Apr 3, 2013
 
StArBuRsTs wrote:
Hi, my name is 'I'
My problem is 'LOVE'
My solution is 'YOU'
Now that was cute!

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hey baby my lips would look good on yours...wanna try..
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Apr 4, 2013
 
"Hello darlin, you are as beautiful as Maria......would you like to have dinner sometime?"

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Apr 4, 2013
 
you look sad can I hug you

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Apr 4, 2013
 
The Paisan wrote:
"Hello darlin, you are as beautiful as Maria......would you like to have dinner sometime?"
Who is Maria? and why do I need to look as beautiful as her to have dinner with you????

That's what I would think if someone said that to me!

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I will be whomever you would like for me to be..

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lmao

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Apr 4, 2013
 
Yes

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hey baby they are playing our song

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Apr 4, 2013
 
I'm nekkid.......

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if I go find myself can I come back to you??

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I'm not trying to impress you or nothing like that, but..... I'm BATMAN!

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If you can make a woman laugh, youíre almost there. But if youíre almost there and THEN she laughs, well, thatís a different thing.

Just sayin'.

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hello batman Im catwoman..LOL...oops wrong thread..

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Princess Hey wrote:
hey baby my lips would look good on yours...wanna try..
(Princess, if you or anybody ever said that to me, I'd probably turn beet red, drop my mouth wide open, then proceed to get a stiffy! OMG!)

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#767
Apr 4, 2013
 
that was funny sky..but I really had that said to me..LOL...
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Hello, I just won the lottery.

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Apr 5, 2013
 
Best wrote:
Hello, I just won the lottery.
Really is that as good as you can do???

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Apr 5, 2013
 
what did you say your name was,it slipped my mind...

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Excuse me miss, aren't you supposed to be in the sky with the rest of the angles

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