best flirting pick up lines...

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#710 Mar 26, 2013
More...kinda lame tho

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Damn, Sugar, settle down. I'm diabetic.

Your eyes are as blue as the water in my toilet bowl.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

You're burning up my monitor - are you always this hot?
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#711 Mar 26, 2013
Well wrote:
<quoted text>
You need a compression sling for that thing!
Oh it needs compression alright......and also some compassion.

lol.....
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#712 Mar 26, 2013
Well wrote:
<quoted text>
Lick the heel!
.....lol
Alrighty then!!! It's a start!

;-)

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#713 Mar 26, 2013
One of my favs:

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

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#714 Mar 26, 2013
Did you have a fever when you took that picture? You look pretty hot from here.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

I know what caused global warming. You!

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#715 Mar 26, 2013
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

All those curves, and me with no brakes

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#717 Mar 26, 2013
FUNNIES:

You could make a glass eye cry...

You're so beautiful you make me wish I was straight.

This isn't a beer belly; it's a fuel tank for a love machine.

I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good

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#718 Mar 26, 2013
Got this one from a married man (not cool)a month ago-

"If you were a laser gun, you'd be set on stunning."

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#719 Mar 26, 2013
Excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you???

Saw it in a movie

too frickin funny

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#720 Mar 26, 2013
Same movie...

Do you know how much a Polar Bear weighs??? Enough to break the ice...Hi Im Dave
Earl Anthony

Huntington, NY

#721 Mar 26, 2013
Wow, you look great. Can I pick you up like a bowling ball?

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#722 Mar 26, 2013
GOTTA SPLIT ..ROCKERS..Later™™

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Since: Dec 10

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#723 Mar 26, 2013
Ooops! Thought this was the MEN's room. Sorry.
Well

Jefferson, GA

#724 Mar 26, 2013
The Paisan wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh it needs compression alright......and also some compassion.
lol.....
warm moist heat.....lol

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

We All Could Use A Friend!!

#726 Mar 26, 2013
well I am still stuck on ENZO's Ive lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you????LOL...that was cute..

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#727 Mar 26, 2013
just_ola wrote:
More...kinda lame tho
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Damn, Sugar, settle down. I'm diabetic.
Your eyes are as blue as the water in my toilet bowl.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
You're burning up my monitor - are you always this hot?
this props for you baby, would you like to go and see what else props up?

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#728 Mar 26, 2013
just_ola wrote:
FUNNIES:

This isn't a beer belly; it's a fuel tank for a love machine.
My uncle used to grab his beer belly and say.."this all turns to dick at night"

I Am Enzo - The Baker

“Vintage 1949”

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

lightly salted

#729 Mar 26, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
well I am still stuck on ENZO's Ive lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you????LOL...that was cute..
The only reason I'd toss you out of bed would be to do you on the floor...

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

We All Could Use A Friend!!

#730 Mar 26, 2013
oh did I tell you that you had me from Hello Im ENZO...LOL...have a good one bestests

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#731 Mar 26, 2013
Looove your NEW RIDE...CLASSIC!!

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