“Happy Thanksgiving ”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

My Love Bugs.

#690 Mar 25, 2013
ohh ENZO is okay...nothing wrong in what we are doing just funning..yes sweety you need my number..give me your phone I will cue it in for ya..LOL...have a good one..

“The who whating how with huh?”

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Earth

#691 Mar 25, 2013
Ok... not too far mister!
The Paisan

Medford, NY

#692 Mar 26, 2013
arctic wrote:
<quoted text>
Thanks for moving your benis off of my new shoes.
I'm sure they have an STD now. lol
Oh no!!!!
Your shoes have STD's!!!
My poor benis!!!!
Why didn't you tell me?
Well

Demorest, GA

#693 Mar 26, 2013
liam cul8r wrote:
You know I've seen a lot of beautiful women in my time, but they pale in comparison to you...
That could be for the woman who tans too much.... lmao
Well

Demorest, GA

#694 Mar 26, 2013
The Paisan wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh no!!!!
Your shoes have STD's!!!
My poor benis!!!!
Why didn't you tell me?
***maria taps her foot wondering what could be going on here!!***
The Paisan

Medford, NY

#695 Mar 26, 2013
Well wrote:
<quoted text>
***maria taps her foot wondering what could be going on here!!***
***The Paisan see's Marias diesease-free Louboutin shoes tapping away, runs over, and hugs them****
The Paisan

Medford, NY

#696 Mar 26, 2013
Well wrote:
<quoted text>
***maria taps her foot wondering what could be going on here!!***
It's really no big deal.
My benis accidently landed on her foot and hurt her.
I didn't realize it happened at the time.

“Happy Thanksgiving ”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

My Love Bugs.

#697 Mar 26, 2013
my lips would look good on yours
Phil Lashio

Medford, NY

#698 Mar 26, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
my lips would look good on yours
Whoa!!!!! Nice one!!!

“Happy Thanksgiving ”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

My Love Bugs.

#699 Mar 26, 2013
hold your hand up spread your fingers apart see my hand would look good right there and my fingers fit in between yours..
Well

Demorest, GA

#700 Mar 26, 2013
The Paisan wrote:
<quoted text>
***The Paisan see's Marias diesease-free Louboutin shoes tapping away, runs over, and hugs them****
Lick the heel!
.....lol
Well

Demorest, GA

#701 Mar 26, 2013
The Paisan wrote:
<quoted text>
It's really no big deal.
My benis accidently landed on her foot and hurt her.
I didn't realize it happened at the time.
You need a compression sling for that thing!

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#702 Mar 26, 2013
A few I've gotten on meetme site:

When God made you, he was showing off.

If I told you had a beautiful body... would you hold it against me?

So here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#703 Mar 26, 2013
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful person online?

If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

Did it hurt When you fell from Heaven?

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#704 Mar 26, 2013
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

I like the finer things in life and you're damn fine!

Most pictures may be worth a thousand words, but a picture of you needs only one! Wow!

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#705 Mar 26, 2013
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what do ya say we tie up for the night?

Are you tired? cause you've been running through my mind all day.

I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of Heaven.

So there you are! I've been searching all over for you.

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#706 Mar 26, 2013
I think I lost my phone number... Can I borrow yours? 48 minutes ago

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

If you were a laser gun, you'd be set on stunning.

What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#707 Mar 26, 2013
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in your eyes.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#708 Mar 26, 2013
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!

You may as well take your profile down now - you're not going to meet anyone better than me!

This is me making the first move....your turn!

Make sure to let all the other people you're talking to down easy now that you've met me

Level 8

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#709 Mar 26, 2013
Is it me, or is it really way TOO HOT in here with u?

Can I borrow a quarter? I just want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

I need some sunscreen because you're burning me up!

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