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#670
Mar 25, 2013
 
Would you get the hell off my foot?!
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Mar 25, 2013
 
arctic wrote:
Would you get the hell off my foot?!
Oooops!!! I'm sorry, here, let me move my benis.
8-)

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#672
Mar 25, 2013
 
could I use your phone mine seems to be broken

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#673
Mar 25, 2013
 
I'm not really this tall... I'm sitting on my wallet.

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#674
Mar 25, 2013
 
hey baby,would you like another crush

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Is your father an astronomer? He seems to have taken the stars and put them in your eyes.

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#676
Mar 25, 2013
 
"You know what would look good on you?"

ME!
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Mar 25, 2013
 
youtube.com/watch...
Hey! You buying the drink?

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Mar 25, 2013
 
The Paisan wrote:
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Oooops!!! I'm sorry, here, let me move my benis.
8-)
Thanks for moving your benis off of my new shoes.

I'm sure they have an STD now. lol

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#679
Mar 25, 2013
 
You know I've seen a lot of beautiful women in my time, but they pale in comparison to you...

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Theres something wrong with my cell phone....it doesnt have your number in it...

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Princess Hey wrote:
could I use your phone mine seems to be broken
I forgot my number...can I have yours?...

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#682
Mar 25, 2013
 
Can you see if there's something in my eye...

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LupyLu wrote:
Can you see if there's something in my eye...
Sure...shine this light in your ear and I'll look fer the reflection...
...couldn't resist Miss Lupy...;o)

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#684
Mar 25, 2013
 
Breakfast?

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#685
Mar 25, 2013
 
I'm always up fer breakfast...
me u no

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#686
Mar 25, 2013
 
Not w u pinky:(
I will be watching

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Mar 25, 2013
 
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
I'm always up fer breakfast...
You are married are you not!

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me u no wrote:
Not w u pinky:(
I will be watching
LOL... who might you be that is watching me?

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LupyLu wrote:
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You are married are you not!
Happily fer 43 years now...with a license to tease...

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