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Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#670 Mar 25, 2013
Would you get the hell off my foot?!
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#671 Mar 25, 2013
arctic wrote:
Would you get the hell off my foot?!
Oooops!!! I'm sorry, here, let me move my benis.
8-)

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Halloween Coming Soon !!!!

#672 Mar 25, 2013
could I use your phone mine seems to be broken

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#673 Mar 25, 2013
I'm not really this tall... I'm sitting on my wallet.

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Halloween Coming Soon !!!!

#674 Mar 25, 2013
hey baby,would you like another crush

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#675 Mar 25, 2013
Is your father an astronomer? He seems to have taken the stars and put them in your eyes.

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#676 Mar 25, 2013
"You know what would look good on you?"

ME!
zeccec

Pittsburgh, PA

#677 Mar 25, 2013
youtube.com/watch... ……
Hey! You buying the drink?

Level 9

Since: Nov 10

Powellton WV

#678 Mar 25, 2013
The Paisan wrote:
<quoted text>
Oooops!!! I'm sorry, here, let me move my benis.
8-)
Thanks for moving your benis off of my new shoes.

I'm sure they have an STD now. lol

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#679 Mar 25, 2013
You know I've seen a lot of beautiful women in my time, but they pale in comparison to you...

Level 8

Since: Nov 08

Location hidden

#680 Mar 25, 2013
Theres something wrong with my cell phone....it doesnt have your number in it...

“Vintage 1949”

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

lightly salted

#681 Mar 25, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
could I use your phone mine seems to be broken
I forgot my number...can I have yours?...

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#682 Mar 25, 2013
Can you see if there's something in my eye...

“Vintage 1949”

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

lightly salted

#683 Mar 25, 2013
LupyLu wrote:
Can you see if there's something in my eye...
Sure...shine this light in your ear and I'll look fer the reflection...
...couldn't resist Miss Lupy...;o)

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#684 Mar 25, 2013
Breakfast?

“Vintage 1949”

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

lightly salted

#685 Mar 25, 2013
I'm always up fer breakfast...
me u no

Lynchburg, VA

#686 Mar 25, 2013
Not w u pinky:(
I will be watching

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#687 Mar 25, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
I'm always up fer breakfast...
You are married are you not!

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#688 Mar 25, 2013
me u no wrote:
Not w u pinky:(
I will be watching
LOL... who might you be that is watching me?

“Vintage 1949”

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

lightly salted

#689 Mar 25, 2013
LupyLu wrote:
<quoted text>
You are married are you not!
Happily fer 43 years now...with a license to tease...

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