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“My Heart is Overflowing”

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Lets go listen to the new CD I just bought

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I got something to show you (~:

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Will you help my find my missing puppy? I think he might have gone into that cheap hotel across the street....

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Mar 24, 2013
 

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I lost my teddy bear,can I sleep with you?
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#654
Mar 24, 2013
 
Direct Approach wrote:
Nice Nipples!!!! Can I touch them?
***S L A P !!!!***

What were you doing on here over the weekend?!
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#655
Mar 24, 2013
 
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Will you help my find my missing puppy? I think he might have gone into that cheap hotel across the street....
LMAOOOOoooooo
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#656
Mar 25, 2013
 
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***S L A P !!!!***
What were you doing on here over the weekend?!
Looking for you......sweet thing!!!!! ;-)

Work work work unfortunately, this is my busy time of year..... 8-(
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Mar 25, 2013
 
"Well hello there....... I have free Louboutin shoes over at my place, wanna come check them out?"

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#658
Mar 25, 2013
 
I've lost my wallet, can you come out to my car with me to help me look for it? Women are better at looking for things...

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here is my number,call me and let me see if my phone is working

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Mar 25, 2013
 
I have been very lonely and need someone to talk to............

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#661
Mar 25, 2013
 
You're the most beautiful woman I have ever seen... today.
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#662
Mar 25, 2013
 
Cannot Resist wrote:
"Well hello there....... I have free Louboutin shoes over at my place, wanna come check them out?"
HuHHHHH!!! YES!
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Mar 25, 2013
 
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HuHHHHH!!! YES!
OK Cinderella!!!
We can spend some time trying on diffrent shoes and such, you can bring different outfits to try them on with. I will help you every way I can.

;-)

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#664
Mar 25, 2013
 
ok misses tennis shoes,hunt'en boots...:O)

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#665
Mar 25, 2013
 
Hi! I need your help!

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When you go home tonight will you take me with you?

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#666
Mar 25, 2013
 
would you like for me to help you with those groceries
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Hello, I am wealthy.
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Mar 25, 2013
 
Cannot Resist wrote:
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OK Cinderella!!!
We can spend some time trying on diffrent shoes and such, you can bring different outfits to try them on with. I will help you every way I can.
;-)
Sounds great!! Just don't let me all off!:O
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Mar 25, 2013
 
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Sounds great!! Just don't let me all off!:O
I will protect you my dear......no worries.

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