best flirting pick up lines...

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

<3 Half Way There <3

#629 Mar 23, 2013
liam cul8r wrote:
<quoted text>the grill is hot but baby you are hotter!
hey baby,I like the way you think

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#631 Mar 23, 2013
(popular in OZ)- "BURP... hey baby... wanna root?" - Not effective at all.
roshan

India

#632 Mar 23, 2013
can o do me a favour ..?
pease stop looking so hot..

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

<3 Half Way There <3

#633 Mar 23, 2013
Smartenuff wrote:
<quoted text>
Is that ..........or are you just happy to see me ?
That is and very happy to see you.!!!!!:O)have a good day...

Level 7

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#634 Mar 23, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
<quoted text>
That is and very happy to see you.!!!!!:O)have a good day...
I'm rising to the occasion!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#635 Mar 23, 2013
"Certified disease free!"

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#636 Mar 23, 2013
Whats a nice gal like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?...

“I reckon it is what it is”

Level 1

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#637 Mar 23, 2013
"Grab me one of them beers out the cooler before ya git in the truck"

Looks her up and down.

"Better make that two"

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

<3 Half Way There <3

#638 Mar 23, 2013
you would look good sitting next to me..

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

<3 Half Way There <3

#639 Mar 23, 2013
still doing something right..LOL..love the mouth..

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#640 Mar 23, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
you would look good sitting next to me..
...nonsense...as long as I have a lap, you have a place to sit...

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

<3 Half Way There <3

#641 Mar 23, 2013
I have an apron at home that would look good on you..
Peter North

Huntington, NY

#642 Mar 24, 2013
Wnna play "hide the salami"?

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#643 Mar 24, 2013
I bet you have a beautiful scream....

65007noogard

“Geaux Tigers!”

Level 9

Since: Jun 12

Down on the bayou

#644 Mar 24, 2013
You wanna help me make this swelling go away?

“Want A Friend, Be One”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

<3 Half Way There <3

#645 Mar 24, 2013
im holding something you would love to have
Direct Approach

Huntington, NY

#646 Mar 24, 2013
Nice Nipples!!!! Can I touch them?
HardOn

Lansing, IL

#647 Mar 24, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
im holding something you would love to have
Me too!
HardOn

Lansing, IL

#648 Mar 24, 2013
You smell Delicious....

I'll bet you you taste as good as you look.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#649 Mar 24, 2013
Hey, Been watching ya from across the room.. How About..

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