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“Good Morning Friends ”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

:o)..SMILE..(o:

#629 Mar 23, 2013
liam cul8r wrote:
<quoted text>the grill is hot but baby you are hotter!
hey baby,I like the way you think
Level 6

Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#631 Mar 23, 2013
(popular in OZ)- "BURP... hey baby... wanna root?" - Not effective at all.
roshan

Patiala, India

#632 Mar 23, 2013
can o do me a favour ..?
pease stop looking so hot..

“Good Morning Friends ”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

:o)..SMILE..(o:

#633 Mar 23, 2013
Smartenuff wrote:
<quoted text>
Is that ..........or are you just happy to see me ?
That is and very happy to see you.!!!!!:O)have a good day...

Level 7

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#634 Mar 23, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
<quoted text>
That is and very happy to see you.!!!!!:O)have a good day...
I'm rising to the occasion!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#635 Mar 23, 2013
"Certified disease free!"

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#636 Mar 23, 2013
Whats a nice gal like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?...

“I reckon it is what it is”

Level 1

Since: Apr 10

Location hidden

#637 Mar 23, 2013
"Grab me one of them beers out the cooler before ya git in the truck"

Looks her up and down.

"Better make that two"

“Good Morning Friends ”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

:o)..SMILE..(o:

#638 Mar 23, 2013
you would look good sitting next to me..

“Good Morning Friends ”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

:o)..SMILE..(o:

#639 Mar 23, 2013
still doing something right..LOL..love the mouth..

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#640 Mar 23, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
you would look good sitting next to me..
...nonsense...as long as I have a lap, you have a place to sit...

“Good Morning Friends ”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

:o)..SMILE..(o:

#641 Mar 23, 2013
I have an apron at home that would look good on you..
Peter North

Medford, NY

#642 Mar 24, 2013
Wnna play "hide the salami"?

Level 8

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#643 Mar 24, 2013
I bet you have a beautiful scream....

“Geaux Tigers!”

Level 9

Since: Jun 12

Down on the bayou

#644 Mar 24, 2013
You wanna help me make this swelling go away?

“Good Morning Friends ”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

:o)..SMILE..(o:

#645 Mar 24, 2013
im holding something you would love to have
Direct Approach

Medford, NY

#646 Mar 24, 2013
Nice Nipples!!!! Can I touch them?
HardOn

Flossmoor, IL

#647 Mar 24, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
im holding something you would love to have
Me too!
HardOn

Flossmoor, IL

#648 Mar 24, 2013
You smell Delicious....

I'll bet you you taste as good as you look.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#649 Mar 24, 2013
Hey, Been watching ya from across the room.. How About..

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