best flirting pick up lines...

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Don't Change For No One..

#609 Mar 21, 2013
you look good enough to eat

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#610 Mar 22, 2013
You smell good enough to eat.

Level 1

Since: Feb 10

Orlando, FL

#611 Mar 22, 2013
Oh, I love that sweater. Is it cotton, or can it be felt?

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#612 Mar 22, 2013
Brandiiiiiiii wrote:
No! Leave me alone...
thats obviously a cry for help, listen, come on over to my place and we'll just sit and talk for awhile, get to know each other a little bit, no strings attached I promise, I.... I just want to help you through this ( takes your hand, looks into your eyes ) trust me...

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

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#613 Mar 22, 2013
liam cul8r wrote:
<quoted text>thats obviously a cry for help, listen, come on over to my place and we'll just sit and talk for awhile, get to know each other a little bit, no strings attached I promise, I.... I just want to help you through this ( takes your hand, looks into your eyes ) trust me...
Lol, had me going there for awhile! Phew!(Dabs forehead & brow with hanky)

Level 3

Since: Jul 12

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#614 Mar 22, 2013
Wanna check under my hood while I pop your clutch?

“Want A Friend, Be One..”

Level 9

Since: Mar 12

Don't Change For No One..

#615 Mar 22, 2013
hey good looking whats you got cooking

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#616 Mar 22, 2013
Princess Hey wrote:
hey good looking whats you got cooking
the grill is hot but baby you are hotter!

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

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#617 Mar 22, 2013
Want to buy me a drink? LOL Yeah, it worked.... ah to be so young again...

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

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#618 Mar 23, 2013
LupyLu wrote:
Want to buy me a drink? LOL Yeah, it worked.... ah to be so young again...
...I would buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass...

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

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#619 Mar 23, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
<quoted text>
...I would buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass...
Cheeky :D

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

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#620 Mar 23, 2013
...should I call you in the morning or give you a nudge?...

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

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#621 Mar 23, 2013
I'm not going home with you just because you've bought me drinks.

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

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#622 Mar 23, 2013
An accidental one: Want a game of pool?

Wtf?

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

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#623 Mar 23, 2013
When you date as many prostitutes, strippers, and junkies as I do, it's nice to finally be going out with a classy dame like you...

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

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#624 Mar 23, 2013
That works does it Enzo? LOL

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

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#625 Mar 23, 2013
LupyLu wrote:
That works does it Enzo? LOL
...'specially iffin they don't need inflatin'...

Level 6

Since: Dec 12

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#626 Mar 23, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
<quoted text>
...'specially iffin they don't need inflatin'...
ROFLMAO!!!

You're very familiar...

"Great butt" - No it does not work, man gets ouchie.

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

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#627 Mar 23, 2013
LupyLu wrote:
<quoted text>
ROFLMAO!!!
You're very familiar...
"Great butt" - No it does not work, man gets ouchie.
...excuse the repeat my dear...
Confucious say:
It is good for girl to meet boy in park but better for boy to park meat in girl...

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#628 Mar 23, 2013
I like to be my truck right now.

(Girl up against the truck)

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