Level 2

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#569 Feb 26, 2013
Wow baby you smell so good....
Wanna get together and make stink soup

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#570 Feb 27, 2013
I wish I was you so I could make love to me...

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#571 Mar 5, 2013
"Yo"

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

Bronx, NY

#572 Mar 6, 2013
Brandiiiiiiii wrote:
"Yo"
Hi. I'm new in town and someone stole me teddybear...can I sleep with you tonight?...
Marley Money

Medford, NY

#573 Mar 6, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
<quoted text>
Hi. I'm new in town and someone stole me teddybear...can I sleep with you tonight?...
Sure!!! Anytime!!!

“Hi!”

Level 2

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#574 Mar 6, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
<quoted text>Hi. I'm new in town and someone stole me teddybear...can I sleep with you tonight?...
Not if you're still wearing those red onsies!

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#575 Mar 6, 2013
(Standing in grocery check out line)...WOW!!..OMG!!..You and I buy the same brand of cookies. SO COOL!!

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#576 Mar 6, 2013
Colorado Chick wrote:
(Standing in grocery check out line)...WOW!!..OMG!!..You and I buy the same brand of cookies. SO COOL!!
Or...(Standing in grocery check out line)...WOW!!..OMG!!..You buy the same brand of cookies that I did before I lost 45 pounds! SO COOL!!

:o)

“If you're happy & you know it”

Level 7

Since: Feb 13

clap your hands!

#577 Mar 6, 2013
I can tell ya the worst I've heard...

Do you have two nipples for a dime?

Have you ever had an autralian kiss? It's like a french kiss only down under.

And a guy I know always does this one: He wipes his face off and says "here baby, let me clear you a seat."

Level 8

Since: Nov 08

Location hidden

#578 Mar 6, 2013
The FBI is looking for my pen is...can I hide it inside you?

Level 8

Since: Nov 08

Location hidden

#579 Mar 6, 2013
Wanna spend the night at my place? The couch doesnt pull out but I do.

Level 8

Since: Nov 08

Location hidden

#580 Mar 6, 2013
I love every bone in your body...especially mine.

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#581 Mar 6, 2013
Here's one I actually used on a guy...and it worked!
"You look like you want to kiss me"

“Looks Good To Me”

Level 2

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#582 Mar 6, 2013
I only have to say hello.

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#583 Mar 6, 2013
I had a guy say" Does your feet hurt because you've been walking through my mind all night". lol

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

Level 8

Since: Apr 10

USA

#584 Mar 6, 2013
Your daddy must have been a thief because he stole the stars from the heavens and put them in your eyes..

“Looks Good To Me”

Level 2

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#585 Mar 6, 2013
Do you have mirrors on your pants?
I can see me in them.

One good ol' boy from North Carolina left a note on my car. It said "meat" me at the post office.
Need I say more?
Secret Person

Blairstown, NJ

#586 Mar 6, 2013
What about when a guy stares at you tits. Well say to them, hey my eyes are up here *pointing at your eyes* then say, but your cute so it's ok;)
Level 2

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#587 Mar 10, 2013
milwaukee69 wrote:
<quoted text>
Or...(Standing in grocery check out line)...WOW!!..OMG!!..You buy the same brand of cookies that I did before I lost 45 pounds! SO COOL!!
:o)
BWHAHHAHHAHHHAHHAHA
Level 2

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#588 Mar 10, 2013
I'll be your stripper if you'll be my pole.

This one requires a lot of booze!! Lol

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