best flirting pick up lines...

Level 9

Since: Feb 12

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#549 Dec 24, 2012
liam cul8r wrote:
Excuse me, but Your blue eyes sparkle like the ocean water as the sun dances on it,
Excuse me but the sparkle in your blue eyes reminds me of the waves when I flush the blue water in my toilet...used this on my mother in law once to piss her off...it worked...

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

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#550 Dec 27, 2012
From 50 First Dates:
'Wanna smell my hands?'

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#551 Dec 27, 2012
If I was to walk away without telling you how beautiful you are,

I Would never be able to forgive myself.

“ROCK ON ROCKERS!!”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#552 Dec 27, 2012
I fish wrote:
From 50 First Dates:
'Wanna smell my hands?'
ya know I really like that movie ..I may go rent it..pick up line... hmmmm..You look dashing in your smoking jacket.

Level 1

Since: Mar 12

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#553 Dec 27, 2012
yea right
sylivino

South Africa

#554 Jan 2, 2013
Girl every time I look at u my hart stops for a second and I relies how beautiful u r

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

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#555 Feb 1, 2013
luvmypain wrote:
hey sweety here is my platium card have fun...
this one would definitely work.... lol
Rosa

Opelousas, LA

#556 Feb 1, 2013
...did you notice how I patched up the pitts in his face?...he looks pretty good doesn't he?...wanna have a drink after the service...

...actual words spoken from a portion of an interview on of our directors has to go through...needless to say...he is not working for us...

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#557 Feb 1, 2013
I can lick my. eyebrows... lick yours too!

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#558 Feb 1, 2013
Hi there, how would you like to be my future ex wife.
Rosa

United States

#559 Feb 1, 2013
Hi, my name is Rosa. Let's go back to my place, drink some embalming fluid, and we'll discuss all of the things that I can do for you. Do you happen to have a credit card?
Rosa

Opelousas, LA

#560 Feb 1, 2013
Rosa wrote:
Hi, my name is Rosa. Let's go back to my place, drink some embalming fluid, and we'll discuss all of the things that I can do for you. Do you happen to have a credit card?
...well hello fake Rosa...you're gonna have to do better than this...this is nothing like I would say...but I bet I know you clicked some icons on my posts...LOLz...thanks...gotta say I'm not hating this...
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UK

#561 Feb 6, 2013
I don't do drugs but when am around you I feel high
Hmmm

Natchitoches, LA

#562 Feb 6, 2013
-for the older folks-
So what if your birthday suit needs a little ironing,,,
I can press out those wrinkles for you sweetheart..
Marley Money

Medford, NY

#563 Feb 6, 2013
The one that always works on me is...

"Hey you"
thabang02

South Africa

#564 Feb 15, 2013
Good stuffs
Level 2

Since: Sep 12

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#565 Feb 15, 2013
I'll be your stripper if you'll be my pole....

Says the drunken girl to the tall hot guy.

That was a rough night!!! ;)
Level 2

Since: Sep 12

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#566 Feb 15, 2013
I had one guy say....

Are you here on business or pleasure...?
**takes my hand leans in and whispers in my ear...**

Cause I will make it my business to give you pleasure....

Lmfao. Poor guy.
Erick

Dubai, UAE

#567 Feb 26, 2013
GGI never tried this one but u can
" is ur dad a terrorists?
Cause u're a bombblast"
Level 2

Since: Sep 12

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#568 Feb 26, 2013
Your face.... I like that sh!t

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