“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#505 Nov 21, 2012
Are you tired??? cause you been runnin' thru my mind all day!

The most repeated pick-up line... in the world.

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#506 Nov 21, 2012
Ned: "I need someone to take care of me, someone to rub my tired muscles, smooth out my sheets."
Matty: "Get married."
Ned: "I just need it for tonight."

Body Heat - 1981

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#508 Nov 21, 2012
Did it hurt?
Did what hurt?
When you fell from heaven!

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#509 Nov 21, 2012
Tell the guy or girl your interested in that you have something in your pocket for them . Ask them to get it .

Don't forget to cut the pocket out b4 and wear no panties . Lol .

“Geaux Tigers!”

Level 9

Since: Jun 12

Down on the bayou

#510 Nov 21, 2012
What will $20 get me? hehehe

“Just a lil' humor there.....”

Since: Sep 12

OR NOT .... <[;-)

#511 Nov 21, 2012
Hey Honey, I think your avatar is HOT???
:)

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#512 Nov 22, 2012
Does your face hurt?
It's killing me.
(open to interpretation...I could view it as a compliment...in retrospect)
tacojones22

Fultondale, AL

#513 Nov 23, 2012
"How you doing?" While attempting to impersonate Joey. Never works

“I'll paint any car,”

Level 9

Since: Aug 08

For $99.99

#514 Nov 23, 2012
"I can't taste My lips, can You taste them for me?"

Level 6

Since: Jan 12

Location hidden

#515 Nov 23, 2012
let me show you something

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#516 Nov 23, 2012
WAitress "you have your choice of two sides with that."
"Well turn around..what's the other side look like?"
"I was refering to vegetables!"
Anonymous

Brisbane, Australia

#517 Nov 23, 2012
I fish wrote:
WAitress "you have your choice of two sides with that."
"Well turn around..what's the other side look like?"
"I was refering to vegetables!"
"I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle."

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#518 Nov 24, 2012
Hey, my name is Tony, but you can call to night.
(Always cracks me up when I hear this commercial)

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#520 Nov 24, 2012
Observation Deck wrote:
never had to use a line
thats a good one! Lol!

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#521 Nov 24, 2012
hay...... can i get your number? cos i seem to have lost mine....

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#522 Nov 25, 2012
From Skyfall:
Scared girl with evil boyfriend:"could you kill him?"
Bond: "Someone usually dies."

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#523 Nov 25, 2012
SOBRIQUET DeVINE wrote:
<quoted text>
"I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle."
By defintion a pickle cannot be tickled.

pick·le
1 &#8194; &#8194;[pik-uhl] Show IPA noun, verb, pick·led, pick·ling.

noun
1.
a cucumber that has been preserved in brine, vinegar, or the like.

2.
Often, pickles. any other vegetable, as cauliflower, celery, etc., preserved in vinegar and eaten as a relish.
sylvino

South Africa

#525 Dec 21, 2012
God told me I must come to u today...... Coz he told me he lost an angel

“Elvis Has Left the Building”

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#527 Dec 22, 2012
I heard this one, but haven't used it. I don't plan to either.

You must have been born in a toilet, because you're the chit!

“Eleanor, Where is your heart?!”

Level 6

Since: Nov 11

Location hidden

#528 Dec 24, 2012
Can you take off your glasses for a second?

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