best flirting pick up lines...

best flirting pick up lines...

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Miley0401

Florissant, MO

#1 Sep 24, 2008
What's the best flirting statement you have ever used?( oh, and did it work?)

Mine was: "have you ever met someone and wondered what it would be like to kiss them?"

And yes, it worked like a charm!
Miley0401

Florissant, MO

#2 Sep 24, 2008
Another one
" Have you ever thought about what it would be like to kiss another woman?"

yes, this one works too!

You might be surprised at how many straight women actually think about what it would be like... facinating!

Since: May 07

Spokane, WA

#3 Sep 24, 2008
I don't need lines. It just comes natural for some.(Too natural in some cases)
Oh darn....

For you Miss Miley! >>Winks<<

“I know where you are,”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#4 Sep 24, 2008
Miley0401 wrote:
Another one
" Have you ever thought about what it would be like to kiss another woman
Sure, I think about it all the time...lol

Since: May 07

Spokane, WA

#5 Sep 24, 2008
milwaukee69 wrote:
<quoted text>
Sure, I think about it all the time...lol
lmao
Beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#6 Sep 24, 2008
What's your friends name?

“Dont leave your girl round me”

Since: Aug 08

ATLANTA/GA

#7 Sep 24, 2008
Tamara24 wrote:
I don't need lines. It just comes natural for some.(Too natural in some cases)
Oh darn....
For you Miss Miley! >>Winks<<
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =tAp9BKosZXsXX
your a woman you dont need a pick up line.

“Deal with it!”

Since: Sep 08

USA

#8 Sep 24, 2008
This one always works:

Hi, do you know I'm half black?

Yeah, the bottom half!
Miley0401

Florissant, MO

#9 Sep 24, 2008
How about:

"I like those pants you have one. i think they would look great next to mine, in a pile on the floor next to my bed"..LOL!!

Someone actually used that line on me.. oh and NO , it didnt work!
LMAO!

“How's about a kiss?”

Level 1

Since: Jun 08

BFE

#10 Sep 24, 2008
Tamara24 wrote:
I don't need lines. It just comes natural for some.(Too natural in some cases)
Oh darn....
For you Miss Miley! >>Winks<<
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =tAp9BKosZXsXX
Oh Good God Tam, that song makes me suicidal...lol...GETS STUCK IN MY HEAD and drives me nuts!!!

Since: Oct 07

San Jose, CA

#11 Sep 24, 2008
Hey baby, your legs MUST be tired!

Cause you been runnin through my mind all day!

Since: May 07

Spokane, WA

#12 Sep 24, 2008
RebeccaG wrote:
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Oh Good God Tam, that song makes me suicidal...lol...GETS STUCK IN MY HEAD and drives me nuts!!!
No kidding!! It's catchy.

“Deal with it!”

Since: Sep 08

USA

#13 Sep 24, 2008
Hey Babe, you must work for UPS....
cuz I see you checkin out my package!

Since: Jul 08

Tyngsboro

#14 Sep 24, 2008
WTF is wrong with you wrote:
Hey Babe, you must work for UPS....
cuz I see you checkin out my package!
LMAO

Since: Jul 08

Tyngsboro

#15 Sep 24, 2008
I love animals and want to save a horse... can I ride you instead....

“How's about a kiss?”

Level 1

Since: Jun 08

BFE

#16 Sep 24, 2008
Tamara24 wrote:
<quoted text>No kidding!! It's catchy.
Yes indeed it is. How are you feeling today?

Since: May 07

Spokane, WA

#17 Sep 24, 2008
Ladies, ever heard this one? Heard this one at the Kid Rock concert.(he was shut down by the way)

You must be a keg, Cause I wanna tap that ass.

Who thinks of this stuff?

Guys....Do your homework!

Since: May 07

Spokane, WA

#18 Sep 24, 2008
RebeccaG wrote:
<quoted text>
Yes indeed it is. How are you feeling today?
hungover....You?

“How's about a kiss?”

Level 1

Since: Jun 08

BFE

#19 Sep 24, 2008
Tamara24 wrote:
<quoted text>hungover....You?
I wish, just [email protected]!! Gonna run to town today and get some paint,,,gonna paint my room red!
Father Of 4

Portsmouth, VA

#20 Sep 24, 2008
Best one I had ended up getting a kiss and a phone number because of my stupid friend.
Corny as hell but worked more then once. Bought a single rose from a street vendor on NEw Years eve in Orlando walked up to a girl said Excuse me. I saw you from across the street and had to get you this flower. But now that I am closer I see that it pales in comparrison to your beauty. Right after that getting name a phone number my friend barged up and grabbed me a gave me a great big hug. Argggghhh Poof goes the girl thinking I had a girlfriend :( tried it again at another club and worked :)

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