LOL ...Dang cell phones Autocorrect
A man received the following text on his iPhone from his
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I
have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day
and night when you're
not around. In fact, more than you.
I'm not getting any at home, but that's
no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I
hope you will accept my
sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
Bob, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom,
grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife
and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".
Morning Ricky ... Have a super day <3 ...