For Dear FlowerChild

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#22147 Oct 31, 2013
Voyeur wrote:
There was once a beautiful old house right on the edge of a lake, surrounded by woods. But no one would live there because a spirit calling itself Sifty-Sifty-San drove everyone away.
In desperation, the owner of the house went to the big city, looking for a man or woman who would be able to banish the spirit of Sifty-Sifty-San. The first night in town, he came across a man named Sam who had spent much of his life banishing ghosts.
As Sam approached the house he whistled cheerfully to himself; the prospect of a good night’s sleep in a fancy house and a big wad of money in his pocket made Sam a happy man.
Darkness came swiftly, and with it came a sinister hissing sound from the forest. Sifty-sifty, the wind whistled in the treetops. Saaaannnn, the waves lapping the shore responded. Outside, a huge gust of wind shook the house and howled down the chimney. Sam shivered and threw another log on the fire.
The wind settled down a bit, and Sam could once again hear the tiny sounds of night. Sifty-sifty, the little frogs croaked. Saaannn, belched the biggest of the bullfrogs. The sound of the waves grew louder. Sam heard a huge thud-thud-thud sound coming from the forest. Sam ran around the house, making sure all the windows and doors were locked.
He had just settled down by the fire for supper when there came a soft cry from the far side of the lake. The frying pan shook in his grip, and he hastily put it back on the fire and pulled a Bible out of his pack. The cry came again, louder. A strange gust of air blew through the house bringing with it a strange musty smell, like the dust in a graveyard.
Out on the lake, Sam heard a soft voice chanting:“I am Sifty-Sifty-San. I’m here on the lake, but where is the man?” Sam froze in place, and the wind picked up again, howling down the large chimney.
“I am Sifty-Sifty-San,” a sinister voice hissed from the shore of the lake.“I’m here on the shore, but where is the man?” Sam dropped his Bible in his fright. His hands were shaking too much to grip anything, and the dusty, decaying smell coming through the window seemed to dull his thoughts and numb his body.
“I am Sifty-Sifty-San,” a terrible, howling voice called from the front of the house.“I’m here on the porch, but where is the man?” Abandoning food, Bible, bag, and sanity, Sam wrestled desperately with the back window, trying to open it wide enough to climb through. He heard the front doors slam open with a bang, and down the passageway came the thud-thud-thudding of footsteps. Then the kitchen door slammed inward, and a huge shadow with burning yellow eyes appeared in the frame.
“I am Sifty-Sifty-San,” a horrible, blood-chilling voice bellowed.“I’m here in the house with the trespassing man!”
“No you ain’t, on account of I’m gone,” shouted Sam, springing through the window, glass, wood frame, and all. He hightailed it back to town faster than a jackrabbit.
And that was the last time anybody went near the old house on the lake. If it hasn’t fallen to pieces by now, then Sifty-Sifty-San may be there still.
Sifty-Sify-San must sounds kinda shifty to me, Ricky ... or he is so sifty he can go through a sieve? LOL ...

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Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#22148 Oct 31, 2013
This is from Ruby on another thread T/S:

“Brian, what’s wrong with you? You’ve been sitting at your desk looking depressed for the last five minutes!”“Oh Dan,” responded Brian “I don’t know what to do! I got in a big fight last night with my Suzie, she claims I never buy her gifts, so I must not care about her!”

“Brian, that’s horrible!” said Dan putting his arm around Brian.“What type of a gift does she want already?”

“Well, right before she closed the door on my face she said to me:“Why don’t you show me how much you care about me? Why can’t you get me something that goes from 0 to 175 in seconds!”

“Dan what should I do? I don’t have that kind of money? I can’t go out and buy her a car!”

“A car? Asked Dan.“Who needs a car? Just stop by Target and buy her a scale!”…

3660 ... full boat bet it sinks, lol

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#22149 Oct 31, 2013
Another one from Miss Ruby:

Harry was sick and tired of being constantly badgered by his wife Barbara for spending so much time at the bar. Hoping it would help matters, Harry invited Barbara along with him.

“So what would you like?” Harry cordially asked, as she took her seat next to him.“Oh I don’t know” Barbara replied,“I guess I’ll take the same thing as you.”

“OK” said Harry to the bartender,“we’ll take two Johnny Walker’s on the rocks!”

Barbara barely took a sip of the drink before she started gagging “Oh my gosh! Get me a cup of water! This stuff is horrible! How do you drink this garbage?”

“See?” said Harry “and you think I come here just to have a good time?!”

2356 ... fold like a bartender's towel

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#22151 Oct 31, 2013
Flower-Child wrote:
<quoted text>
Good morning, Fishman ... are there pirates around your fishing area like there are around the gulf & Mexico ... wondering the need to carry a 357 Magnun ... would that be a hollow point? But YEAH, good thinking ... one shot, one kill & nice prize hanging in the study, lol ... wife might not appreciate it but I can and also relate ...
I used Amazon.com the first time to order a phone cover for my smart alec phone ... I kept dropping it and it finally obliterated into 3 pieces ... what I couldn't change was how/when it was to be delivered ... I think it's coming in November or December, hahahaha wait, let me look ... LOL ---> 11/19 thru 12/11 HA! might get it before Christmas ... I really wanted it and there was not a number I could call ... no instant gratification on this cell cover, drats! >>laughing at myself<< some handmade bling with a bow ... I tried the Harley Davidson store first, all 3 of them here ... my phone's so old, IDK they even make this phone anymore ... There was no shipping and no tax on this item ... a whole whopping $4.98 ... probably felt sorry for me because of the delayed shipping, ya think? lol ...
Well, go clean your 357 as Clint Eastwood would be proud of you as would old Soylent Green man, his name escapes me, hahaha G_d, remember that movie?... Jeez, no avocado for me tonight, hahaha ... Enjoy your day and have fun! FC <3 ...
4086 ... an ace, 8 high ... fold like a dollar bill
Good morning Flower-Child.
I only take the copper gaff when I'm going big fish fishing (not very often lately). No pirates that I know of. I did hear of a boat bumping another boat over a bottom fishing spot- fighting over a spot kind of like that radical tuna fishing show on TV. D-horns. lol Yeah, with the hollow points, when you hit it just right in the top of the spine, they freeze up, kind of vibrate and turn colors- takes a few shots sometimes. I wait until they are so tired that they are, as my Alaska friend on Guam would say,'tits up'. lol The DLNR/police/Coast Guard around here don't like guns, so I'm hesitant to take one anymore. If I was asked, "do you have a firearm aboard?", I don't know what I'd say, but I have a terrible time lying. I don't think it's against the law yet, in the ocean. Now, on land, Hawaii has the most strict laws in the US I think. Legally, you can only have a firearm in the car on your way to and from the gun shop, registration place, hunting area or firing range (actually less than that, but they cut you a little slack- usually). The police could pretty much give you a ticket anytime if they want to be a, uh...
Sorry to hear about your amazon experience. We almost always have good luck. Try to order from the places that say it is directly from "amazon".
You reminded me it was Halloween in your post to Denny! We'll see if we have any little monsters in the yard tonight?
Hope your Halloween is a good one.

Level 10

Since: Sep 09

Location hidden

#22152 Oct 31, 2013
Have a nice Halloween, FC. Enjoy eating candy and watching scary movies. >>smiles+hugs<<

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#22154 Oct 31, 2013


can't post som of a preacher man






2423

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#22155 Oct 31, 2013
thats a cover of stop draggin my heart around,




Porn filter said I should be polite, all I said was for no shoes she is tall

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#22156 Oct 31, 2013
Flower-
I sent you the same pictures I sent Red.

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Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#22157 Oct 31, 2013
Big Time wrote:
thats a cover of stop draggin my heart around,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =72QiduOH3msXX
Porn filter said I should be polite, all I said was for no shoes she is tall
LOL ... dayum, my phone's been ringin' a lot today ... nice music, great lead, great back up vocals, great chemistry between she & Rob ...

she's hot & definitely got some soul ... & dayum she's tall barefoot ...

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#22158 Oct 31, 2013
Fisherman 808 wrote:
Flower-
I sent you the same pictures I sent Red.
I sent you the porn pictures I got from Big Time, LOL ... no not really, hahaha I sent you the photo from the Paul McCartney concert some couple took of me that's on my FaceBook profile, Linda's b/day party & one of Lake Travis Lunch Bunch photos ... they're all 2013 photos ...

3005 .. full house; pictures on the wall

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#22159 Oct 31, 2013
Big Time wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =TBH8o8XXnVMXX
can't post som of a preacher man
2423
great song ... I knew a guy who was the son of the preacher man just about the time Dusty came out with that song ... it was ironic ... we laughed at the haystacks on S 10th street where a bunch of us would hang out ... we'd get gigged all the time ... not like frogs got gigged ... but I'd think about frogs when we'd go to Mexico and ppl would order frog legs ... they're really actually good eating ... IDK why I thought of that, lol ..

2880 ... big house again ...

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#22160 Oct 31, 2013
Flower-Child wrote:
<quoted text>
I sent you the porn pictures I got from Big Time, LOL ... no not really, hahaha I sent you the photo from the Paul McCartney concert some couple took of me that's on my FaceBook profile, Linda's b/day party & one of Lake Travis Lunch Bunch photos ... they're all 2013 photos ...
3005 .. full house; pictures on the wall
You look a lot younger than I expected, not too bad for 29 1/2.

“268th Attack Hel Bn”

Level 8

Since: May 07

AH-1S Cobra

#22161 Oct 31, 2013
Hi Flower.
Hey I just wanted you to know that I'm moving this weekend so probably tomorrow sometime I'm going to be taking apart the computer.
I'll be off line till I get things set up in the new place.
Be good while I'm away young lady

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#22162 Oct 31, 2013
Big Time wrote:
thats a cover of stop draggin my heart around,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =72QiduOH3msXX
Porn filter said I should be polite, all I said was for no shoes she is tall
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

9235 ... fold like a pillow case ... hope both sides of your pillow are cool

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#22163 Oct 31, 2013
Fisherman 808 wrote:
<quoted text>
You look a lot younger than I expected, not too bad for 29 1/2.
Thank you, Fishman ...

3729 ... fold like a C note

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Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#22164 Oct 31, 2013
Hey Its Emma wrote:
Have a nice Halloween, FC. Enjoy eating candy and watching scary movies. >>smiles+hugs<<
Hiya sweet Emma ... getting ready to put on Rocky Horror Picture Show after I listen to Ann & Nancy rock to Stairway to Heaven ... Have a nice night >>smiles and hugs<< FC <3 ...

3248 ... fold the program to the Kennedy Center Awards

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#22165 Oct 31, 2013
Rotor Head wrote:
Hi Flower.
Hey I just wanted you to know that I'm moving this weekend so probably tomorrow sometime I'm going to be taking apart the computer.
I'll be off line till I get things set up in the new place.
Be good while I'm away young lady
Hi sweets! Thanks for the heads up ... been thinking about you ... Let me know when you're up and running ... sooner than later & no boo-boo's while you're at it, either lol ... I'll be a good ghoul >>mwah<<

3062 ... ace 6 high, nope ... fold this little fortune cookie note & scratch using the numbers on the back for the lottery ... ever think of doing that? Me neither, lol ... Love you, Rotor! <3 ...

Since: Jan 07

Location Shown

#22166 Nov 1, 2013
Rainy Night in Georgia,...Alabama too,..




http://www.artistdirect.com/video/don-henley-...


Tornados in Texas, be careful,...

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#22167 Nov 1, 2013
Good morning Flower-Child.
I didn't see your thread when I got in here a little earlier.
My computer is very extra frustrating this morning. It keeps freezing up and when I try to scroll down or up, it won't go, then it finally goes to the bottom or the top! I've had to re-start about 5 times already!
Our weather was OK for the kids last night, we had two angels show up.
Did you know an earthquake can change the time?
They can make the days shorter!
http://www.staradvertiser.com/news/breaking/2...
At least no tsunami for that one.
It's Friday, have a good one!

“Standin' In A”

Level 8

Since: May 11

Shaft Of Light

#22168 Nov 1, 2013
Oh, and a FYI. I showed Ms. Fisherman your picture and a couple of the emails. I wish you two could communicate. She did go back on Facebook so she could see the video of our daughter's wedding, I'll try to talk her into using that maybe. She doesn't like the computer and doesn't talk much to anyone very often. -needs more friends, in my opinion.

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