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Denny CranesPlace wrote:
<quoted text>Good morning Flower. I know you are enjoying the series. I hope you team wins :)
Good afternoon, Denny ... I'm reading a Lee Child book, A Wanted Man, which seems to be another good one ... I'm sure you've read ... Detroit hosting the Cowboys and I have to say it's a really good game ... more watching the game than reading or I'm missing some good plays ...

Looking forward tonights game in STL ... Last nights 9th inning was interesting at best. Throw to 1st base for an out. 1st baseman to home for another out ... catcher over throws to 3rd baseman and runner from 2nd base tries to get to 3rd base and 3rd base man and runner get their feet tangled up but it appears the 3rd baseman tried to trip the runner trying to get to home ... Umpires confer and decide that yep, 3rd basemen interfered, they let the STL runner go on to home to make the run & score ... the final score 5-4 and the win goes to STL ... I HAVE NEVER seen anything like that in baseball ... it was, well, it was DIFFERENT to say the very least ... I think I have my facts straight ... don't hold it against me if I got it mixed up ... it was confusing ... Anyway, STL up 2-1 in the series ... Tonight is Game 4 in STL ... GO STL ...

Cowboys are presently winning 27-24 and have the ball with 1:07 in the 4th with a penalty which is declined ... They're going for a field goal ... 53 yard field goal is good 30-24 ... but it ain't over til it's over and my pup wants to play ball so gotta go ...

Cowboys play Vikings next weekend, stay tuned! Catch ya around the corner, Denny! Peace & Love, FC <3 ...

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OMG, 12 seconds on the clock ... Detroit TOUCHDOWN ... Under review ... key decisions here ... They're going to review ... Wow ... it would be a tie game 30-30 ... can you believe it ... what did I say up there? "it ain't over til it's over" ^^^ check it over ^^^`

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Unbelievable ... it's called a TD ... here comes the extra point ... 31-30 DTW ... The Cowboys have 1 last chance to maybe get a field goal, really? Oh, Jeez ...

329 yards receiving for Calvin Johnson/Cowboys ...

Lions 5-3
Cowboys 4-4

Sorry, Cowgirls ... there's always next week ...

Houston bye week this week and they'd better be practicing and get out of this losing streak ...

okie dokie ... look for another game and read my book ... Laters, babe! FC <3 ...

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STM = outside, pups, throwing ball ... Now, Laters!...

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Okay, it was the 9th inning ... hit, runner heads to home as ball gets thrown to home and home ump makes his call ... Catcher throws to 3rd base but ball gets over thrown and 3rd baseman goes down and look what he does with his legs, he trips up the runner who goes down and gets up and tries to get to home.

OBSTRUCTION ---> See for yourself ...

Never ever seen this before in any baseball game I've ever seen and this girl has seen a LOT of baseball games ... Amazing ... good call, ump ...

STL hosts Boston tonight ... GO STL ...

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp...

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My day was nice, FC. have fun reading your new book.,<3

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Hey Its Emma wrote:
My day was nice, FC. have fun reading your new book.,<3
Hello sweet Emma ... glad you had a nice day ... mine was, too ... Enjoy the rest of your evening >>smiles and hugs<< FC <3 ...

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Game 4 BOS v STL on FOX now ... but b4 I 4get ... I saw this on QL this past week & thought it was funny, Dolly Parton always is ... she's so cute ...

http://countrymusicnation.com/40775/dolly-par...

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YO Chick...Mark that calendar.. For the Halloween Haunted House Tour...next to the Corn Maze..YAY!!

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Flower-Child wrote:
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Just give me your hand Hold it out, close your eyes, move up close to me
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Just talk to me in the tone of voice
You really don't leave me any choice you see ...
Off to watch some baseball ... Baseball, Game 3 in STL ... series tied 1-1 ... A team of 8 Clydesdales ready to pull a red beer wagon around the warning track before the 1st pitch ... GO STL ...
7335 ... pair of 3's ... fold like a football jersey on Houston Texans bye week ...

Thanks Flower, never heard that one,

http://www.youtube.com/watch...


Keep On Rocking Me Baby ,...



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Oct 27, 2013
 
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Good afternoon, Fishman ... Been a busy couple of days but are now at weeks end and time to settle down ... World Series even at 1-1 STL/BOS yippee ...
Hope you got your fishing in ... I always preferred salt water over fresh water and the rigging of the pole is different & heavier ... I like that ...
Enjoy your weekend! Peace & Love ~ FC <3 ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
you get a line I'll get a pole we'll go fishing in crawfish hole ...
Thanks for the song.
Sounds like you had a good weekend. I did too. The water was flat this morning and we caught some fish. Had to use oars though, long story.
Have a nice week (if you're reading this on Monday morning).

“ON TRAIL W / DONKEY!”

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Q: What do young ghouls write their homework in?
A: Exorcise books!

Q: What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning?
A: Boonanas and Booberries!

Q: What does a little ghost call his mother and father?
A: His trans&#8208;parents!

Q: What fairy tale do all little girl ghosts like best?
A: Sleeping Boo&#8208;ty!

Q: What is a ghost’s favorite party game?
A: Hide&#8208;and&#8208;g o&#8208;shriek!

Q: What is one room a ghost’s house doesn’t need?
A: A living room!

Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A: One with a dead end!

Q: What rides do ghosts like best at the amusement park?
A: The Scream roller ghoster!

Q: When does a ghost have breakfast?
A: In the moaning!

Q: Where do small ghosts go during the night when their parents are out scare people?
A: All nightscare centers!

Q: Where do fashionable ghosts shop for new high quality sheets?
A: At their favorite boo&#8208;tiques.

Q: Where do ghosts buy their household items?
A: At the ghost&#8208;ery store.

Q: Where do ghosts live?
A: In a terror&#8208;tory!

Q: Where does Sitting Bull’s ghost live?
A: In a creepy teepee!

Q: Who speaks at the ghosts’ press conference?
A: The spooksperson!

Q: Who did the ghost go with to the Halloween party?
A: With No&#8208;Body that had a body!

Q: Why did the doctor tell the ghost to go on a diet?
A: So she could keep floating higher off the ground.

Q: Why did the ghost go to the doctor?
A: To get a Booster shot!

Q: What do you call a roomful of baby ghosts?
A: A bunch of boo&#8208;boos.

Q: What do the ghosts of dead gingerbread men wear?
A: Cookie sheets!

Q: What did the guard at the haunted house say?
A: Halt! Who ghost there?

Q: What do ghosts do when they’re in hospital?
A: They talk about their apparitions!

Q: What day of the week do ghosts look forward to?
A: Moanday!

Q: What did the ghost bride throw to her bridesmaids?
A: Her boo&#8208;quet!

Q: What do ghosts mail home while on vacation?
A: Spooky ghostcards.

Q: What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
A: Ghoul! Really ghoul!

Q: What’s a ghosts favorite Broadway play?
A: Phantom of the opera!

Q: What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A: Mas&#8208;scare&#8208; a!

Q: What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres?
A: Surgical spirits!

Q: What keeps ghost happy?
A: The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!

Q: What happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A: A skeleton staff took over!

Q: What do you have to take to become a coroner?
A: A stiff exam!

Q: What do you call a ghost who was born in a house fire?
A: A toasty ghosty!

Q: What do you call a torn sheet ghost?
A: A holy terror!

Q: What do little ghosts drink?
A: Hot evaporated milk!

Q: What do you call a ghost that likes to boast?
A: The boastful ghost!

Q: What did the ghost have a helium balloon tied to it?
A: It was a cripple ghost!

Q: Why to ghosts feel so light?
A: They are low in fat!

Q: What type of food do ghosts eat?
A: Fat free!

Q: Why was the ghost so bright?
A: He was using a sheet of gold leaf!

Q: Why do ghosts hate Halloween?
A: All the kids think they are other kids!

Q: Why did the ghost have a beef with the zombie?
A: The zombie stole his body!

Q: What number do kid ghost call in an emergencies?
A: Boo-boo-boo!

Q: Why did the vampire think the ghost was drunk?
A: It kept crashing into walls!

Q: Why does the ghost ship never sink?
A: It floats in the air!

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Good morning Flower. Seems AGES since I've had a chance to set down at the computer and post. Hope you've been keeping well. Trying to get things squared away so I can start the holiday cleaning. <eye roll> I guess it keep me out of trouble and off the streets. LOL

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Hitesrunprincess wrote:
Good morning Flower. Seems AGES since I've had a chance to set down at the computer and post. Hope you've been keeping well. Trying to get things squared away so I can start the holiday cleaning. <eye roll> I guess it keep me out of trouble and off the streets. LOL
<Waves>
Morning Hites!

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Big Time wrote:
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Thanks Flower, never heard that one,
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Keep On Rocking Me Baby ,...
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Love Steve Miller ... thanks for playing ... Good day ...

You won't be lonely when its over ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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Hey Its Emma wrote:
My day was nice, FC. have fun reading your new book.,<3
Good morning sweet Emma ... I did get some reading in ... Hope your weekend was enjoyable & your Monday is off to a great start ... Enjoy it >>smiles and hugs<< FC <3 ...

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Will Dockery wrote:
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The big chill is here, Flower, good cup of coffee and ready to get down to some serious writing in my favorite time of year...
Morning, Will ... IDK if I responded to your latest recording but I LOVE the percussion I think Patricia is responsible for and IDK if Jack does the lead guitar on that last song but by the time you get to the lyris "west to east" he nails it on lead ... love it ... I like the song, the arrangement and way to go on the recording ... I suspect you've filed recording rights or whatever yall do to nail it and call it your own? Doogone it if I can remember the name of the song ... Now, I'm going to have to find it, LOL ... >>think airhead ... points at self, ha!<<

Enjoy your day and catch you around the corner ... Peace, Love & Understanding ... FC <3 ...

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Colorado Chick wrote:
YO Chick...Mark that calendar.. For the Halloween Haunted House Tour...next to the Corn Maze..YAY!!
GM CC ... IF there is a Game 7 of the World Series it will fall on 10/31//13 Halloween night ... that night has been reserved for the finale of the 2013 World Series so I have to pass ... Have fun just the same and have a good day ...

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Fisherman 808 wrote:
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Thanks for the song.
Sounds like you had a good weekend. I did too. The water was flat this morning and we caught some fish. Had to use oars though, long story.
Have a nice week (if you're reading this on Monday morning).
Good morning Fishman ... Glad to hear you had a good weekend and yes, I did as well ... Driver's window was making a scraping kind of noise which was initially diagnosed as bad motor ... estimated cost,$441, I said nope, new car ... Call back, window off track $151, I said nope, new car ... "With the UT Longhorn discount it'll be this much" ... With the inflection of my voice I said, "What part of this conversation do you not understand. May I speak to your superior" then I hear, "yes, Ms FlowerChild, your vehicle is ready to be picked up" ... Duh!

Sometimes I think people see a sign on my forehead that reads, "Stoopid" LOL ... but they just see a girl ...

Okay, now Fishman! you said "oars" ... I say, front end of the boat, not knowing what kind of boat you have, I'm thinking "TROLLING MOTOR" ... Got one?... I love trolling on fresh water ... surprising how many fish you can catch that way ... still salt water is my favorite ...

BILLY CURRINGTON ~ PEOPLE ARE CRAZY ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

The lei's on the old man's grave are cool, the lyrics are special ... the water in the background make me wish I was there ... Enjoy your day ...

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Voyeur wrote:
Q: What do young ghouls write their homework in?
A: Exorcise books!
Q: What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning?
A: Boonanas and Booberries!
Q: What does a little ghost call his mother and father?
A: His trans&#8208;parents!
Q: What fairy tale do all little girl ghosts like best?
A: Sleeping Boo&#8208;ty!
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite party game?
A: Hide&#8208;and&#8208;g o&#8208;shriek!
Q: What is one room a ghost’s house doesn’t need?
A: A living room!
Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A: One with a dead end!
Q: What rides do ghosts like best at the amusement park?
A: The Scream roller ghoster!
Q: When does a ghost have breakfast?
A: In the moaning!
Q: Where do small ghosts go during the night when their parents are out scare people?
A: All nightscare centers!
Q: Where do fashionable ghosts shop for new high quality sheets?
A: At their favorite boo&#8208;tiques.
Q: Where do ghosts buy their household items?
A: At the ghost&#8208;ery store.
Q: Where do ghosts live?
A: In a terror&#8208;tory!
Q: Where does Sitting Bull’s ghost live?
A: In a creepy teepee!
Q: Who speaks at the ghosts’ press conference?
A: The spooksperson!
Q: Who did the ghost go with to the Halloween party?
A: With No&#8208;Body that had a body!
Q: Why did the doctor tell the ghost to go on a diet?
A: So she could keep floating higher off the ground.
Q: Why did the ghost go to the doctor?
A: To get a Booster shot!
Q: What do you call a roomful of baby ghosts?
A: A bunch of boo&#8208;boos.
Q: What do the ghosts of dead gingerbread men wear?
A: Cookie sheets!
Q: What did the guard at the haunted house say?
A: Halt! Who ghost there?
Q: What do ghosts do when they’re in hospital?
A: They talk about their apparitions!
Q: What day of the week do ghosts look forward to?
A: Moanday!
Q: What did the ghost bride throw to her bridesmaids?
A: Her boo&#8208;quet!
Q: What do ghosts mail home while on vacation?
A: Spooky ghostcards.
Q: What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
A: Ghoul! Really ghoul!
Q: What’s a ghosts favorite Broadway play?
A: Phantom of the opera!
Q: What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A: Mas&#8208;scare&#8208; a!
Q: What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres?
A: Surgical spirits!
Q: What keeps ghost happy?
A: The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
Q: What happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A: A skeleton staff took over!
Q: What do you have to take to become a coroner?
A: A stiff exam!
Q: What do you call a ghost who was born in a house fire?
A: A toasty ghosty!
Q: What do you call a torn sheet ghost?
A: A holy terror!
Q: What do little ghosts drink?
A: Hot evaporated milk!
Q: What do you call a ghost that likes to boast?
A: The boastful ghost!
Q: What did the ghost have a helium balloon tied to it?
A: It was a cripple ghost!
Q: Why to ghosts feel so light?
A: They are low in fat!
Q: What type of food do ghosts eat?
A: Fat free!
Q: Why was the ghost so bright?
A: He was using a sheet of gold leaf!
Q: Why do ghosts hate Halloween?
A: All the kids think they are other kids!
Q: Why did the ghost have a beef with the zombie?
A: The zombie stole his body!
Q: What number do kid ghost call in an emergencies?
A: Boo-boo-boo!
Q: Why did the vampire think the ghost was drunk?
A: It kept crashing into walls!
Q: Why does the ghost ship never sink?
A: It floats in the air!
Good morning, Voyeur ... Donkey very funny today ... Give FC new material to work with ... Thank you much Donkey >grins< ...

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