For Dear FlowerChild

“TEXAS ... SECEDE”

Since: Feb 08

REPUBLIC OF TEXAS

#21241 Jul 12, 2013
290 Eastbound and down * Have a magical weekend ... FC <3

THREE DOG NIGHT ~ CELEBRATE ...

as Miss Birdie would want it ...

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#21242 Jul 12, 2013
Flower-Child wrote:
290 Eastbound and down * Have a magical weekend ... FC <3
THREE DOG NIGHT ~ CELEBRATE ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =rO_R5puXs6EXX
as Miss Birdie would want it ...
Good morning FC!

How are you today?

2320...I WIN!!

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#21243 Jul 12, 2013
Flower-Child wrote:
290 Eastbound and down * Have a magical weekend ... FC <3
THREE DOG NIGHT ~ CELEBRATE ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =rO_R5puXs6EXX
as Miss Birdie would want it ...
Good morning sweet Flower. I will be thinking of you. Houston is going to be very muggy and hot . Keep cool

“Maker of poetry, art & music”

Level 5

Since: Dec 08

Columbus, GA

#21244 Jul 12, 2013
Good morning, Flower-Child!

Level 10

Since: Sep 09

Location hidden

#21245 Jul 12, 2013
Flower-Child wrote:
Early drive to Houston on a Friday ... Good night good people ... Enjoy your Friday and Enjoy your weekend ...
* Blows kisses *...
My day is good, FC. I will have a nice weekend with my sister. <3

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#21246 Jul 13, 2013
Hey Its Emma wrote:
<quoted text>My day is good, FC. I will have a nice weekend with my sister. <3
Good for you Emma. Have a great weekend :)

“100% Princess”

Level 8

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#21247 Jul 14, 2013
Good morning Flower. I know it's a trying time for you right now. Just know we all are thinking about you and love you.

Hearts and hugs....

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#21248 Jul 14, 2013
Good morning all who come to Flowers world :)

“Maker of poetry, art & music”

Level 5

Since: Dec 08

Columbus, GA

#21249 Jul 14, 2013
The coffee is working finally... and howdy there, Denny, Emma and Princess!

“100% Princess”

Level 8

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#21250 Jul 14, 2013
Hi there Will. Beautiful day here, I hope Flower is having nice weather....

“Denny Crain”

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#21251 Jul 15, 2013
It is Monday all over the place :)

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#21252 Jul 15, 2013
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.

2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

5. She has not BEEN AROUND-She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

6. She is not an AIR HEAD -She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS -She is SURGICALLY ENHANCED.

9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

11. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
12. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#21253 Jul 15, 2013
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a GRAIN ALCOHOL STORAGE FACILITY.

2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS

6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK -He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.

9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#21254 Jul 15, 2013
TELL ME SOMETHING POSITIVE
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You know, love," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my rear end is hanging out a mile, I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby."
She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
He thinks about it for a bit and then says, "Well......there's certainly nothing wrong with your eyesight.

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#21255 Jul 15, 2013
Three women were sitting around and bragging about their children.

The first one says, " You know my son, he graduated fist in his class from Stanford, he's now a doctor making $250,000 a year in Chicago."

The second woman says, "You know my son, he graduated first in his class from Harvard, he's now a lawyer making half a million dollars a year and he lives in Los Angeles."

The last woman says, "You know my son, he never did too well is school, he never went to any university but he now makes 1 million dollars a year in New York working as a sports repairman."

The other two women ask "What's a sports repairman?" She replies, "He fixes hockey games, football games, baseball games ...."

“Maker of poetry, art & music”

Level 5

Since: Dec 08

Columbus, GA

#21256 Jul 15, 2013
Denny CranesPlace wrote:
It is Monday all over the place :)
Isn't is Tuesday in Australia already?

“Maker of poetry, art & music”

Level 5

Since: Dec 08

Columbus, GA

#21257 Jul 15, 2013
Hitesrunprincess wrote:
Hi there Will. Beautiful day here, I hope Flower is having nice weather....
Looks a bit cloudy out there so far here, Princess, but that can be nice and relaxing once in a while...

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

Level 9

Since: May 07

Vincit qui se vincit

#21258 Jul 15, 2013
Will Dockery wrote:
<quoted text>
Looks a bit cloudy out there so far here, Princess, but that can be nice and relaxing once in a while...
We're getting a good soaking in the DFW area for the past 2 days!

“Illegitimi non carborundum”

Since: Apr 10

...

#21259 Jul 15, 2013
Hello FC!!!! I'M HOME!!

Hope everyone has a great day.

“100% Princess”

Level 8

Since: Jan 07

and totally harmless

#21260 Jul 15, 2013
Will Dockery wrote:
<quoted text>
Looks a bit cloudy out there so far here, Princess, but that can be nice and relaxing once in a while...
Cloudy is nice--especially when accompanied by a cool breeze. That's what we have this AM. Supposed to turn off beastly hot this week though.....

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Weird Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
Word association (Jun '07) 3 min rainmaker2016 6,706
A to Z songs by title or group! (Dec '16) 44 min Mister_ E 2,146
El's Kitchen (Feb '09) 45 min F_R_E_D 76,679
True False Game (Jun '11) 52 min SweLL GirL 15,109
CHANGE One letter CHANCE (Sep '08) 56 min SweLL GirL 36,950
What song are you listening to right now? (Apr '08) 56 min Mister_ E 220,814
*add A word / drop a word* (Nov '12) 57 min SweLL GirL 17,033
Poll What are you thinking right now? (May '08) 5 hr Ohio Sam aka SNAF... 4,631
More from around the web