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“It ain't braggin' ...”

Level 3

Since: Sep 08

if you can back it up!

#21 Feb 6, 2009
Here's another one...(I love this song)...sounds like a fun party...but, still...That's just wrong!!!

Dr. Hook - Freakin at the freaker's ball

Well there's gonna be a freakers ball
Tonight at the freakers hall
And you know, you're invited one and all

Come on babies grease your lips
Grab your hats and swing your hips
Don't forget to bring your whips
We're going to the freakers ball

Blow your whistle and bang your gong
Roll up something to take along
It feels so good it must be wrong
We're freakin at the freakers ball

Where all the fags and the dykes they're boogyin' together
The leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"

The FBI are dancing with the junkies
All the straights, are swinging with the fogies
Across the floor and up the wall
We're freakin at the freakers ball
Yall, we're freakin at the freakers ball

Everybody's kissing each other
Brother with sister, son with mother
Smear my body up with butter
Take me to the freakers ball

Pass that roach please and pour the wine
I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine
I'm gonna boogie till i go blind
We're freakin at the freakers ball

White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones
Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones
The greatest of the sadist and the masochists too
Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"

Everybody's fallin' in batches
Pyromaniacs striking matches
I'm gonna itch me where it scratches
Freaking at the freakers ball

“Are We Having Fun Yet???”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

If Not, Why Not!!!

#22 Feb 6, 2009
Sherry Dee wrote:
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Now that's really wrong...from a poor girl's POV anyway!! LOL
Just sounded so very wrong to me. Like better treat a rich girl right or daddy and his money will come down on you. A poor daddy didn't have the same standing in the town, so go for it. I was thinking some of those poor daddies have shotguns.:o)
Wildbluerose

Kurtz, IN

#23 Feb 6, 2009
Sherry Dee wrote:
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Good one Wbr...how are you doing sweet lady, I have missed you, and it seems we rarely 'run into one another' anymore...I hope you are well.
Wub and smooches...
I'm always hiding out in the Wildbluerose Garden... I have had a cold/flu this past week and I still have the darn thing but I'm winning the fight.. So I'm doing pretty good... I miss JAGs club but it seems to have run it's course... I hope that you are well and that your world is filled with laughter and love....
@}-'--,---

“It ain't braggin' ...”

Level 3

Since: Sep 08

if you can back it up!

#24 Feb 6, 2009
Tiger Lilly wrote:
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Just sounded so very wrong to me. Like better treat a rich girl right or daddy and his money will come down on you. A poor daddy didn't have the same standing in the town, so go for it. I was thinking some of those poor daddies have shotguns.:o)
That's the way it sounds to me too, and you are right, I'm far from rich, but my daughter has a mommy with a shotgun, and a daddy with a .357 mag!

“It ain't braggin' ...”

Level 3

Since: Sep 08

if you can back it up!

#25 Feb 6, 2009
Wildbluerose wrote:
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I'm always hiding out in the Wildbluerose Garden... I have had a cold/flu this past week and I still have the darn thing but I'm winning the fight.. So I'm doing pretty good... I miss JAGs club but it seems to have run it's course... I hope that you are well and that your world is filled with laughter and love....
@}-'--,---
Sorry to hear you are sick...keep fighting the good fight darling...I miss Jags too, but I will try to stop by the garden, and of course, you are always welcome at my 'Playhouse'...love, light, and peace be with you, and have a great night!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#26 Feb 6, 2009
What's that I see walkin' in these woods?
Why, it's Little Red Riding Hood.

Hey there, Little Red Riding Hood,
You sure are lookin' good,
You're everything a big, bad wolf could want...

“NY Mets FTW”

Since: Jan 09

NEW YORK

#27 Feb 7, 2009
Sherry Dee wrote:
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Ewwwwwww..now that's just wrong!!
You can say that again!

“NY Mets FTW”

Since: Jan 09

NEW YORK

#28 Feb 7, 2009
Slow Hand-

Darling don't say a word, I've already heard,
What your body is saying to mine,
You’ve got a fast move, you got a slow groove, on your mind

You want a man with a slow hand, you want a lover with an easy touch

Level 1

Since: Feb 09

Norcross, GA

#29 Feb 7, 2009
More Bloodhound gang....

Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
And I bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered
Like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Comin' quicker than Fed Ex
Never reach an apex
Just like coca-cola stock
You are inclined to make me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time

Do it now

You and me baby me ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby me ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love, the kind you clean up
With a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
Only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be pacific
I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion
That the motion of your ocean means
"Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs
High tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on
I'm Mr. Coffee
With an automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine
"Tool Time"
You'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
So we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now

You and me baby me ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby me ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby me ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby me ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby me ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby me ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

“He went belly up!”

Level 1

Since: Apr 08

Dont credit yourself so highly

#30 Feb 7, 2009
Bloodhound gang tends to run toward nasty.

Gwar is pretty bad too.

Since: Dec 06

TX

#32 Feb 7, 2009
JazzKeyz wrote:
Jethro Tull....
Aqualung:
.
Sitting on a park bench
eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck
spitting out pieces of his broken luck....
.
Mother Goose:
.
Walked down by the bathing pond
to try and catch some sun.
Saw at least a hundred schoolgirls sobbing
into hankerchiefs as one.
I don't believe they knew
I was a schoolboy.
I still like Jethro Tull! I went to find the lyrics to paste, then at the last minute I noticed you already did it. Were giving away our age here!

Level 1

Since: Feb 09

Newnan, GA

#33 Feb 7, 2009
TexasGirl wrote:
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I still like Jethro Tull! I went to find the lyrics to paste, then at the last minute I noticed you already did it. Were giving away our age here!
LMAO....Sometimes, that's not such a bad thing :)

“Anarchy is not chaos...”

Since: Feb 09

...but order without control.

#35 Feb 7, 2009
This is an old song by Prince.

Sister

I was only 16 but I guess that's no excuse
My sister was 32, lovely, and loose
She don't wear no underwear
She says it only gets in her hair
And it's got a funny way of stoppin' the juice
My sister never made love to anyone else but me
She's the reason for my, uh, sexuality
She showed me where it's supposed to go
A blow job doesn't mean blow
Incest is everything it's said to be
Oh, sister
Don't put me on the street again
Oh, sister
I just want to be your friend
I was only 16 and only half a man
My sister didn't give a goddamn
She only wanted to turn me out
She [took a whip to] me until I shout
"Oh,[motherfuckersjustamo therfucker]
Can't you understand?"
Oh, sister
Don't put me on the street again
Oh, sister
I just want to be your friend
I know what you want me to do
Put me on the street
And make me blue
Oh, sister, oohoohoooow

“It ain't braggin' ...”

Level 3

Since: Sep 08

if you can back it up!

#36 Feb 7, 2009
JazzKeys wrote:
Im ecstatsic I have a weiner.
Are you ever gonna go away cujo...I think you need a rabies shot...now go away, and play with your weiner...always knew you had one.

“It ain't braggin' ...”

Level 3

Since: Sep 08

if you can back it up!

#37 Feb 7, 2009
AnneRKey wrote:
This is an old song by Prince.
Sister
I was only 16 but I guess that's no excuse
My sister was 32, lovely, and loose
She don't wear no underwear
She says it only gets in her hair
And it's got a funny way of stoppin' the juice
My sister never made love to anyone else but me
She's the reason for my, uh, sexuality
She showed me where it's supposed to go
A blow job doesn't mean blow
Incest is everything it's said to be
Oh, sister
Don't put me on the street again
Oh, sister
I just want to be your friend
I was only 16 and only half a man
My sister didn't give a goddamn
She only wanted to turn me out
She [took a whip to] me until I shout
"Oh,[motherfuckersjustamo therfucker]
Can't you understand?"
Oh, sister
Don't put me on the street again
Oh, sister
I just want to be your friend
I know what you want me to do
Put me on the street
And make me blue
Oh, sister, oohoohoooow
Okay, I love me some Prince, but that's one I never heard...and yes...that's just wrong!!!

“NY Mets FTW”

Since: Jan 09

NEW YORK

#38 Feb 7, 2009
I'm The Least You Could Do-

I'm the least you could do
If only life were as easy as you

I'm the least you could do
If only life were as easy as you

I would still get screwed

I don't care if getting under someone that's
Beneath you fits the m.o. of conundrum as
You reckoned this was just a fancy word for rubbers

I aim to get a bang out of working your
Weak spot that sets the bar so low just nerve can score
With no respect since oddly danger feels like pay dirt

I'm the least you could do
If only life were as easy as you

I'm the least you could do
If only life were as easy as you

I'm the least you could do
If only life were as easy as you

If only

When my fumbling breaks you should
I thank your dad for the damaged goods?

“I was a Grim Reaper”

Level 8

Since: Apr 07

But now I take antidepressants

#39 Feb 7, 2009
How about "Born to Run" By Bruce Springsteen. A bill was once introduced(but failed to pass) to make it New Jerseys state song---------Baby this town rips the bones from your back,it's a death trap,it's a suicide rap,we've got to get out while we're young..........

“Are We Having Fun Yet???”

Level 8

Since: Jun 08

If Not, Why Not!!!

#40 Feb 7, 2009
Sherry Dee wrote:
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That's the way it sounds to me too, and you are right, I'm far from rich, but my daughter has a mommy with a shotgun, and a daddy with a .357 mag!
LOL, let's go get that Mongo Jerry right now!:o)

Level 1

Since: Feb 09

Newnan, GA

#41 Feb 7, 2009
Can you believe in 1975 this song was banned from airing on the radio?
Styx....
Lady, when youre with me Im smiling
Give me all your love
Your hands build me up when Im sinking
Just touch me and my troubles all fade
Lady, from the moment I saw you
Standing all alone
You gave all the love that I needed
So shy, like a child who has grown

Youre my lady of the morning
Love shines in your eyes
Sparkling, clear, and lovely
Youre my lady

Lady, turns me on when Im lonely
Show me all your charm
Evenings when she lays down beside me
Just take me gently into your arms

Your my lady of the morning
Love shines in your eyes
Sparkling, clear, and lovely
Youre my lady
Oscar Mayer

Jacksonville, FL

#42 Feb 7, 2009
whoops ...I thought I lost my Oscar Mayer wiener mobile in this huge parking lot..Then I looked around ..and found my wiener mobile ...now I motor along wienerly

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