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Feb 6, 2009
 

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I was listening to an oldies station today while in the car with my mom, and the songs on there got me thinking. I know you have all heard those songs...you know, the ones that sound okay at first, but then when you really listen, it's like, "Hey, did he just say that, cause that's just wrong!". For example, take these two songs:

Venus - Frankie Avalon

Venus if you will
Please send a little girl for me to thrill.

YOUNG GIRL - Gary Puckett & The Union Gap

Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl,
You're much too young, girl

Now I know {I think} that these guys are not/were not pedophiles, but from those two songs, I can't tell!!! That's just wrong!!! LOL
Anybody else out there ever heard a song, and thought, "That's just wrong"? If so, post 'em here!

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Feb 6, 2009
 
The Beatles, Run For Your Life.

Well I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or I won't know where I am

You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl

Well you know that I'm a wicked guy
And I was born with a jealous mind
And I can't spend my whole life
Trying just to make you toe the line

You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl

Let this be a sermon
I mean everything I've said
Baby, I'm determined
And I'd rather see you dead

You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl

I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or you won't know where I am

You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl
Na, na, na
Na, na, na
Na, na, na
Na, na, na

“Yes, I do bite!!”

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Feb 6, 2009
 
Bruce Springsteen--"I'm On Fire"--1st verse

Hey little girl is your daddy home
Did he go away and leave you all alone
I got a bad desire
Im on fire

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Feb 6, 2009
 
Don't Stand So Close To Me - The Police

Young teacher, the subject
Of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly
Knows what she wants to be
Inside her theres longing
This girls an open page
Book marking - shes so close now
This girl is half his age

Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me

Her friends are so jealous
You know how bad girls get
Sometimes its not so easy
To be the teachers pet
Temptation, frustration
So bad it makes him cry
Wet bus stop, shes waiting
His car is warm and dry

Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me

Loose talk in the classroom
To hurt they try and try
Strong words in the staffroom
The accusations fly
Its no use, he sees her
He starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in
That book by nabakov

Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me

Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me

“Are We Having Fun Yet???”

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Feb 6, 2009
 
Mongo Jerry In The Summertime

If her daddy rich take her out for a meal
If her daddys poor just do what you feel

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Feb 6, 2009
 
victoria1 wrote:
The Beatles, Run For Your Life.
Well I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or I won't know where I am
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl
Well you know that I'm a wicked guy
And I was born with a jealous mind
And I can't spend my whole life
Trying just to make you toe the line
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl
Let this be a sermon
I mean everything I've said
Baby, I'm determined
And I'd rather see you dead
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl
I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or you won't know where I am
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl
Na, na, na
Na, na, na
Na, na, na
Na, na, na
The lyrics to this song are particularly disturbing.

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Feb 6, 2009
 
victoria1 wrote:
The Beatles, Run For Your Life.
Well I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or I won't know where I am
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl
Well you know that I'm a wicked guy
And I was born with a jealous mind
And I can't spend my whole life
Trying just to make you toe the line
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl
Let this be a sermon
I mean everything I've said
Baby, I'm determined
And I'd rather see you dead
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl
I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or you won't know where I am
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl
Na, na, na
Na, na, na
Na, na, na
Na, na, na
Not only is that just wrong, it's also kinda creepy...hold me Vic...I'm skeert!!!

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Feb 6, 2009
 
Bababooeey wrote:
Bruce Springsteen--"I'm On Fire"--1st verse
Hey little girl is your daddy home
Did he go away and leave you all alone
I got a bad desire
Im on fire
I forgot all about that one, and yes, it sounds wrong!!! Maybe that's how he got the name,'The Boss'...while daddies away, the boss wants to play!

“Only dead fish go w/ the flow”

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Feb 6, 2009
 
Thank Heaven For Little Girls

Each time I see a little girl
Of five or six or sev - en
I can't resist a joyous urge to smile and say
Thank Heaven
for little Girls

-from the musical Gigi [song by Maurice Chevalier who was pretty old at the time too]

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Feb 6, 2009
 
victoria1 wrote:
Don't Stand So Close To Me - The Police
Young teacher, the subject
Of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly
Knows what she wants to be
Inside her theres longing
This girls an open page
Book marking - shes so close now
This girl is half his age
Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me
Her friends are so jealous
You know how bad girls get
Sometimes its not so easy
To be the teachers pet
Temptation, frustration
So bad it makes him cry
Wet bus stop, shes waiting
His car is warm and dry
Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me
Loose talk in the classroom
To hurt they try and try
Strong words in the staffroom
The accusations fly
Its no use, he sees her
He starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in
That book by nabakov
Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me
Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me
That's so wrong...yet happens so often, good one Vic!

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NEW YORK

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Feb 6, 2009
 
The Ballad of Chasey Lain by The Bloodhound Gang

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

“It's all about attitutde”

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Feb 6, 2009
 

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Jethro Tull....
Aqualung:
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Sitting on a park bench
eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck
spitting out pieces of his broken luck....
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Mother Goose:
.
Walked down by the bathing pond
to try and catch some sun.
Saw at least a hundred schoolgirls sobbing
into hankerchiefs as one.
I don't believe they knew
I was a schoolboy.

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Feb 6, 2009
 
Tiger Lilly wrote:
Mongo Jerry In The Summertime
If her daddy rich take her out for a meal
If her daddys poor just do what you feel
Now that's really wrong...from a poor girl's POV anyway!! LOL

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Feb 6, 2009
 
Shadowfax wrote:
Thank Heaven For Little Girls
Each time I see a little girl
Of five or six or sev - en
I can't resist a joyous urge to smile and say
Thank Heaven
for little Girls
-from the musical Gigi [song by Maurice Chevalier who was pretty old at the time too]
Good one! I forgot this one too, although, I've always found it quite perverted, and it just sounds wrong!! Also, nice to meet you, Shadowfax, I have seen you around the boards, but I don't think we've ever 'spoken' before.
Wildbluerose

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Feb 6, 2009
 
Girl you'll be a woman soon
Soon you'll need a man...

Neil Diamond

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Feb 6, 2009
 
Sanfords Junkyard wrote:
The Ballad of Chasey Lain by The Bloodhound Gang
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can
Ewwwwwww..now that's just wrong!!

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Feb 6, 2009
 
JazzKeyz wrote:
Jethro Tull....
Aqualung:
.
Sitting on a park bench
eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck
spitting out pieces of his broken luck....
.
Mother Goose:
.
Walked down by the bathing pond
to try and catch some sun.
Saw at least a hundred schoolgirls sobbing
into hankerchiefs as one.
I don't believe they knew
I was a schoolboy.
I love Jethro Tull, but that is one perverted song...LOL...Awesome music, but the words...that's just wrong!!!

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Feb 6, 2009
 
Wildbluerose wrote:
Girl you'll be a woman soon
Soon you'll need a man...
Neil Diamond
Good one Wbr...how are you doing sweet lady, I have missed you, and it seems we rarely 'run into one another' anymore...I hope you are well.
Wub and smooches...

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Feb 6, 2009
 
Sherry Dee wrote:
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Good one! I forgot this one too, although, I've always found it quite perverted, and it just sounds wrong!! Also, nice to meet you, Shadowfax, I have seen you around the boards, but I don't think we've ever 'spoken' before.
Well then Hello!-Yes, this one always did seem odd especially given the storyline itself.

I saw the movie once in a regular theatre as part of a classic movie series and many in the audience commented on the song. The host admitted she had never thought of it that way before

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Feb 6, 2009
 
Shadowfax wrote:
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Well then Hello!-Yes, this one always did seem odd especially given the storyline itself.
I saw the movie once in a regular theatre as part of a classic movie series and many in the audience commented on the song. The host admitted she had never thought of it that way before
Seriously?! I mean, how could you not think of it in that way, especially given the storyline!?

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