Happy International Clitoris Awarenes...

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#133 May 10, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
Isn't is just sad..
almost primitive .. that the
word 'Clitoris' can cause alarm in the year 2013 ? lol
It isn't as tho' the word for body part > clitoris has 'just been discovered' LOL...
This is is a childish thread.... for sure...
more like one for giggling schoolgirls(:
I'm Spartacus!

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#134 May 10, 2013
Laura Beth wrote:
Bravo ! A standing ovation for you and some flowers (tulips)
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~gets bright eyed and takes a bow whilst clutching the flowers close to me chest~ Why thank you, darling.
DaveMC wrote:
<quoted text>You big tease!!!! I like your use of adjectives as well.
~licking over smiling lips~ Oh baby...you've no idea how good my 'adjectives' can get.

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Since: May 13

Glendale, AZ

#135 May 10, 2013
Seems like this topic is right on the button.
Reminds me of a joke.
What did they call prehistoric lesbians?
Licalottapus

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#136 May 10, 2013
DaveMC wrote:
Ahhhhhh...my most favorite week of the year...Today was a hairy day...Was walking through the park having a muffin for breakfast, minding my own business when all of a sudden this hillbilly named Cooter jumped out of the woods with a rabid beaver. Before I knew what was happening he pulled out a blanket and was serving clams and tacos. While reaching for a taco he snatched it away from me and slit my arm with a knife. I grabbed the pie and ran like hell...hairy day for sure my friends.
That would make a good movie.
You could call it,'Harry Twatter Meats The Rabid Beaver'.
(there must be a better name?)

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#137 May 10, 2013
Fisherman 808 wrote:
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That would make a good movie.
You could call it,'Harry Twatter Meats The Rabid Beaver'.
(there must be a better name?)
Hahahaha...How about, "Daves lunch with Cooter and the Beaver"????

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#138 May 10, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
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~gets bright eyed and takes a bow whilst clutching the flowers close to me chest~ Why thank you, darling.
<quoted text>
~licking over smiling lips~ Oh baby...you've no idea how good my 'adjectives' can get.
8O

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Scappoose, Oregon USA

#139 May 10, 2013
victoria1 wrote:
May 6—12 as the first ever "International Clitoris Awareness Week," a seven-day period designed to celebrate the female body part. Brought to you by Clitoraid.
What a great idea! Not an issue for me because mine gets all kinds of appreciation throughout the year [grins] but I think it should be a complete one month event, not just a week. I hope this idea takes off!
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#140 May 10, 2013
I finally draw up the nerve to tell my mother-in-law to stop giving me lip.....and then it's Clitoris awareness week.

Go figure.
Honey Boo Boo

Los Angeles, CA

#142 May 10, 2013
Chubbs an' Chickadee got caught "playing with theirs" behind the garage the other day. I know so because Sugar Bear showed us the video tape he made of them.
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#143 May 10, 2013
Jenji wrote:
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What a great idea! Not an issue for me because mine gets all kinds of appreciation throughout the year [grins] but I think it should be a complete one month event, not just a week. I hope this idea takes off!
It would have to be 3 weeks on, 1 week off. Unless, there's something wrong with you.

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#144 May 10, 2013
The vagina is a marvelous invention.

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#145 May 11, 2013
okimar wrote:
<quoted text>positive. GPS....
hahahaha...... love it....
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#146 May 13, 2013
RacingFan20 wrote:
The vagina is a marvelous invention.
I agree!!! Everyone should own one!!!!

65007noogard

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#147 May 13, 2013
The Paisan wrote:
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I agree!!! Everyone should own one!!!!
Only women can own them. The rest of us can only rent them for a little while.
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#148 May 13, 2013
65007noogard wrote:
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Only women can own them. The rest of us can only rent them for a little while.
Great. I'd like a two year lease and then be able to trade it in for a newer model!!!(Do they come with warranties?)

lol....

8-)
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#149 May 13, 2013
Kegels, girls, kegels. Or their gonna trade up.

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#150 May 13, 2013
Wow, my clitoris is sentient?? I always thought it was some sort of tracking device, or at least a trap anyways.:^O

lmao!

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#151 May 13, 2013
Proud To Be Trina wrote:
Kegels, girls, kegels. Or their gonna trade up.
It's not hard to do once you learn!!! Your husband/boyfriend/whatever will be very happy if you do!!!!!!

:)

Have a good one & take care of yourself!
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#152 May 13, 2013
Mine has a mind of it's own.
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#153 May 13, 2013
Sally Brown wrote:
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It's not hard to do once you learn!!! Your husband/boyfriend/whatever will be very happy if you do!!!!!!
:)
Have a good one & take care of yourself!
Plus, who doesn't like hearing "[email protected], you got tight" or "You feel like a virgin again" lol
You have a good one too, I think I'll go do my kegels now.

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