Happy International Clitoris Awarenes...
Always aware

Lansing, IL

#113 May 9, 2013
All I have to say is.......
Why would this week be any different from the rest of the year?

“The Spotted Girl News Network”

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Spotted World

#114 May 9, 2013
Is one of the speakers going to be G. Spott?

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Spotted World

#115 May 9, 2013
The people of F**king, Austria wishes the Brits and Americans would just stop stealing their F**king signs.

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#116 May 9, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
The people of F**king, Austria wishes the Brits and Americans would just stop stealing their F**king signs.
Lol !!!!

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Spotted World

#117 May 9, 2013
Committee for the
Liberation and
Integration of
Terrifying
Organisms and their
Rehabilitation
Into
Society

“<3”

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Since: Jun 10

Black Rock City, NV

#118 May 9, 2013
There's a dude with one of these on the main forum.

“Clinton or Trump?”

Since: Jun 08

...i hope they both lose....

#119 May 9, 2013
-Persephone- wrote:
There's a dude with one of these on the main forum.
..it isn't chaz bono, is it?......i unnerstan he still has one, too.....
beatlesinthebog

Auckland, New Zealand

#120 May 9, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
<quoted text>
..it isn't chaz bono, is it?......i unnerstan he still has one, too.....
And didn't even need trimming.......apparently!

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#121 May 9, 2013
Ahhhhhh...my most favorite week of the year...Today was a hairy day...Was walking through the park having a muffin for breakfast, minding my own business when all of a sudden this hillbilly named Cooter jumped out of the woods with a rabid beaver. Before I knew what was happening he pulled out a blanket and was serving clams and tacos. While reaching for a taco he snatched it away from me and slit my arm with a knife. I grabbed the pie and ran like hell...hairy day for sure my friends.

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Black Rock City, NV

#122 May 9, 2013
Old Sam wrote:
<quoted text>
..it isn't chaz bono, is it?......i unnerstan he still has one, too.....
I'm pretty sure it's part of this guy's condition. Lol

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Spotted World

#123 May 9, 2013
Its acronym would make more sense if it was the Clitoris and Labia Awareness Week.

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Black Rock City, NV

#124 May 9, 2013
8)
CB Grows organic asparagus too.
Lol
DaveMC wrote:
Ahhhhhh...my most favorite week of the year...Today was a hairy day...Was walking through the park having a muffin for breakfast, minding my own business when all of a sudden this hillbilly named Cooter jumped out of the woods with a rabid beaver. Before I knew what was happening he pulled out a blanket and was serving clams and tacos. While reaching for a taco he snatched it away from me and slit my arm with a knife. I grabbed the pie and ran like hell...hairy day for sure my friends.
The Choirboy

Huntington, NY

#125 May 10, 2013
What day of the week will this end? I sure hope it isn't Sunday, I'd hate to have those old lady clitoris's as the last vision in my conscience.

“July”

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Since: Dec 06

‘

#126 May 10, 2013
Isn't is just sad..
almost primitive .. that the
word 'Clitoris' can cause alarm in the year 2013 ? lol

It isn't as tho' the word for body part > clitoris has 'just been discovered' LOL...

This is is a childish thread.... for sure...
more like one for giggling schoolgirls(:

“A *wink* and a smile!!”

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USA

#127 May 10, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
Isn't is just sad..
almost primitive .. that the
word 'Clitoris' can cause alarm in the year 2013 ? lol
It isn't as tho' the word for body part > clitoris has 'just been discovered' LOL...
This is is a childish thread.... for sure...
more like one for giggling schoolgirls(:
I don't know about alarm. Even in 2013 I think alot of ppl are still not comfortable with their sexuality and all the politically correct words we use for our body parts so jokes are made.

No harm done....this is Topix.:)
Genolicious

Portsmouth, VA

#128 May 10, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
...for giggling schoolgirls(:
Guilty as charged!

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

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Orion's Belt

#129 May 10, 2013
Unfinished Ode: Upon the Clitoris

Clit-clit-clitoris mine,
my itty-bitty fidgeter,
my voiceless little stammerer,
my tongueless little twitterer,
my curly-haired baby bull,
my gluttonous little gullet,
my rosy-pink-lipped cuntlet,
my windowless little chamber,
my stuttering baby gurgler,
my pretty little floater,
my giddy little giggler,
my boastful bonsaied puffer,
my naughty itchy toddler,
my ever erect mini-phallus,
my cherub with the golden tresses,
my groggy midget mourner,
my miniature clap-clapper,
my little underground trickster,
at times unshaven and at others
unfeathered and bebarbered,
my dwarfish flat-and-skin-head,
my inarticulate liplet,
my rose-fragranced breathlet,
my silent bashful bridelet,
my hider and lay-lower,
faint-hearted little groaner,
my full-of-nooks-and-crannies,
my coquettish mini-bouquet,
my: hyacinth, alpine poppylet,
garden-foundling, night-time warbler,
sparrow’s winglet, fledgling flier —
my breathless to-and-froer,
my daredevil madman of Sasun,
my twirling top and protean satan,
firing furnace and mini-oven,
audacious eternal flame,
my creaker and little cricket,
my teensy-weensy sweetie,
little hider of your heartlet,
valiant child and mountaineer,
my red-tootsied baby quail,
my quail-let, my wrap-arounder...

Read more: http://iwp.uiowa.edu/91st/vol7-num1/unfinishe...

“My Bad! Just hold me. ”

Level 9

Since: Aug 07

Orion's Belt

#130 May 10, 2013
Grace Nerissa wrote:
Isn't is just sad..
almost primitive .. that the
word 'Clitoris' can cause alarm in the year 2013 ? lol
It isn't as tho' the word for body part > clitoris has 'just been discovered' LOL...
This is is a childish thread.... for sure...
more like one for giggling schoolgirls(:
It is fun to giggle. Don't you think?

Have a wonderful weekend, dear lady.

Laura Beth

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#131 May 10, 2013
Bravo ! A standing ovation for you and some flowers (tulips)
DC tells it like it is wrote:
Unfinished Ode: Upon the Clitoris
Clit-clit-clitoris mine,
my itty-bitty fidgeter,
my voiceless little stammerer,
my tongueless little twitterer,
my curly-haired baby bull,
my gluttonous little gullet,
my rosy-pink-lipped cuntlet,
my windowless little chamber,
my stuttering baby gurgler,
my pretty little floater,
my giddy little giggler,
my boastful bonsaied puffer,
my naughty itchy toddler,
my ever erect mini-phallus,
my cherub with the golden tresses,
my groggy midget mourner,
my miniature clap-clapper,
my little underground trickster,
at times unshaven and at others
unfeathered and bebarbered,
my dwarfish flat-and-skin-head,
my inarticulate liplet,
my rose-fragranced breathlet,
my silent bashful bridelet,
my hider and lay-lower,
faint-hearted little groaner,
my full-of-nooks-and-crannies,
my coquettish mini-bouquet,
my: hyacinth, alpine poppylet,
garden-foundling, night-time warbler,
sparrow’s winglet, fledgling flier —
my breathless to-and-froer,
my daredevil madman of Sasun,
my twirling top and protean satan,
firing furnace and mini-oven,
audacious eternal flame,
my creaker and little cricket,
my teensy-weensy sweetie,
little hider of your heartlet,
valiant child and mountaineer,
my red-tootsied baby quail,
my quail-let, my wrap-arounder...
Read more: http://iwp.uiowa.edu/91st/vol7-num1/unfinishe...

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Since: Nov 08

Location hidden

#132 May 10, 2013
DC tells it like it is wrote:
Unfinished Ode: Upon the Clitoris
Clit-clit-clitoris mine,
my itty-bitty fidgeter,
my voiceless little stammerer,
my tongueless little twitterer,
my curly-haired baby bull,
my gluttonous little gullet,
my rosy-pink-lipped cuntlet,
my windowless little chamber,
my stuttering baby gurgler,
my pretty little floater,
my giddy little giggler,
my boastful bonsaied puffer,
my naughty itchy toddler,
my ever erect mini-phallus,
my cherub with the golden tresses,
my groggy midget mourner,
my miniature clap-clapper,
my little underground trickster,
at times unshaven and at others
unfeathered and bebarbered,
my dwarfish flat-and-skin-head,
my inarticulate liplet,
my rose-fragranced breathlet,
my silent bashful bridelet,
my hider and lay-lower,
faint-hearted little groaner,
my full-of-nooks-and-crannies,
my coquettish mini-bouquet,
my: hyacinth, alpine poppylet,
garden-foundling, night-time warbler,
sparrow’s winglet, fledgling flier —
my breathless to-and-froer,
my daredevil madman of Sasun,
my twirling top and protean satan,
firing furnace and mini-oven,
audacious eternal flame,
my creaker and little cricket,
my teensy-weensy sweetie,
little hider of your heartlet,
valiant child and mountaineer,
my red-tootsied baby quail,
my quail-let, my wrap-arounder...
Read more: http://iwp.uiowa.edu/91st/vol7-num1/unfinishe...
You big tease!!!! I like your use of adjectives as well.

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