If you HAD to marry someone on TOPIX,...

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#295 Apr 29, 2014
The Ride wrote:
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Limo or Hearse?
Both, a hearse limo. http://hauntedatx.com/
I am rebuilding a soggy Boeing 777-200ER that I found in the Indian ocean to fly us down to Aruba.

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#296 Apr 29, 2014
Spirit67_ wrote:
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You are a lot of 'talk'! I'll be waiting....
Madam hope he keeps his promise and I will send a wedding gift.

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#297 Apr 29, 2014
Naughtyrobot wrote:
If you are reading this, you are cordially invited to my wedding. In in lieu of rice, please throw maggots. All guests should wear proper attire, S&M theme, gimp suits and assless chaps etc. and day of the dead type stuff and zombies. We will be showing Weekend at Bernie's and Gigli, so that you will wish you were dead. Open casket on the bride, honeymoon in Oranjestad, Aruba in the Hotel run by Joran van der Sloot.
I'll run right out and buy you a bag of assorted nuts.

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#298 Apr 29, 2014
Just TLC wrote:
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I'll run right out and buy you a bag of assorted nuts.
Thanks. I just caught the best man sleeping with my corpse fiance', so the wedding is off. I am just not sure where I can dig up another one like her. How can I bury my sorrow?

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#299 Apr 29, 2014
Naughtyrobot wrote:
<quoted text>Thanks. I just caught the best man sleeping with my corpse fiance', so the wedding is off. I am just not sure where I can dig up another one like her. How can I bury my sorrow?
Hate when that happens.
There's one following me around that you can have!:D
Independent

United States

#300 Apr 29, 2014
Just TLC wrote:
There's one following me around that you can have!:D
Dang.....not as stealthy as I thought I was.

:^`D

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#301 Apr 29, 2014
Independent wrote:
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Dang.....not as stealthy as I thought I was.
:^`D
Lol!

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

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#302 Apr 29, 2014
Hmmmm..Toss up..Dave or GMGMike!!

“Smokin' Hot'n'Feelin' Groovy”

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Since: Apr 12

Here, There, and Everywhere,..

#303 Apr 30, 2014
LifeLover,...Where are you hiding My Love,...I just found this ring out of a box of Cracker Jacks,...
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#304 May 1, 2014
Naughtyrobot wrote:
If you are reading this, you are cordially invited to my wedding. In in lieu of rice, please throw maggots. All guests should wear proper attire, S&M theme, gimp suits and assless chaps etc. and day of the dead type stuff and zombies. We will be showing Weekend at Bernie's and Gigli, so that you will wish you were dead. Open casket on the bride, honeymoon in Oranjestad, Aruba in the Hotel run by Joran van der Sloot.
[Shades of the letter found in Curt Cobain's wallet]
Congratulations! I'll bring some spackling paste and grave wax to refresh the brides makeup.
Marley

Huntington, NY

#305 May 1, 2014
I'm surprised no one picked me.
I'm the sexiest and most fit person here!!!

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#306 May 4, 2014
Marley wrote:
I'm surprised no one picked me.
I'm the sexiest and most fit person here!!!
nobody picked me either, whatcha gonna do when you can't even get fake married on Weird Topix .....heck and dang
:)

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#307 May 4, 2014
SimplyLoveYou wrote:
<quoted text> [Shades of the letter found in Curt Cobain's wallet]
Congratulations! I'll bring some spackling paste and grave wax to refresh the brides makeup.
you can be Courtney, and I'll be..... Billy Corgan!

:)

“wind rider”

Since: Jun 13

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#308 May 4, 2014
silly ... silly ... silly

Topix would be the last place that I would be looking
for a husband !

“So it's not you, It's them?”

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#309 May 4, 2014
Velvet MJK wrote:
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nobody picked me either, whatcha gonna do when you can't even get fake married on Weird Topix .....heck and dang
:)
I was actually fine with nobody picking me on this thread. A guy can only have so many fake wives before it starts to cut into his recreational spare time.

Also, considering the fact that many claim that there might be ~10 actual gals on this forum, how would a guy know if he was in a fake non-hetero marriage?

Call me old school or prehistoric, if you will, but if I'm going to be fake married, I'd insist that it's with an actual gal. No offense intended to you guy/gals!

*grin*

“wind rider”

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#310 May 4, 2014
Everyone has their own dreams and how they acheive them .

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#311 May 4, 2014
Chilli J wrote:
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I was actually fine with nobody picking me on this thread. A guy can only have so many fake wives before it starts to cut into his recreational spare time.
Also, considering the fact that many claim that there might be ~10 actual gals on this forum, how would a guy know if he was in a fake non-hetero marriage?
Call me old school or prehistoric, if you will, but if I'm going to be fake married, I'd insist that it's with an actual gal. No offense intended to you guy/gals!
*grin*
I second that!!!! But in the reverse! Who freak do you know on here for real!

Petal Power

“It's a New Dawn”

Since: Feb 14

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#312 May 4, 2014
ME...Who the FREAK else..

I and I ALONE KNOW WHAT I LIKE!!!!!!"!!

Ahhhhh!!!
Ami in Miami

Miami, FL

#314 May 4, 2014
Petal Power wrote:
ME...Who the FREAK else..
I and I ALONE KNOW WHAT I LIKE!!!!!!"!!
Ahhhhh!!!
To each his own, eh?

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#315 May 4, 2014
Chilli J wrote:
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I was actually fine with nobody picking me on this thread. A guy can only have so many fake wives before it starts to cut into his recreational spare time.
Also, considering the fact that many claim that there might be ~10 actual gals on this forum, how would a guy know if he was in a fake non-hetero marriage?
Call me old school or prehistoric, if you will, but if I'm going to be fake married, I'd insist that it's with an actual gal. No offense intended to you guy/gals!
*grin*
_tantalize_ wrote:
silly ... silly ... silly
Topix would be the last place that I would be looking
for a husband !
Oh I don't know there is one big advantage to cyber marriages. If she turns out to have more than you bargained for, or if he turns out to have less, or either start eating into your rec time too much..... then there's the little x, the kiss off button to tap and... it all goes away

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