If you HAD to marry someone on TOPIX,...
Independent

United States

#272 Apr 25, 2014
greymouser wrote:
Hold on.
Let me make a bunch of sock puppets to back up my claim.
And have all of them cite each other for overwhelming evidence that my claim it true!
On the other hand, that sounds like a lot of work to score a pointless internet victory.
Hang on a minute now.....there will be NO line of socks with tape measures forming anywhere near me.

Not worth arguing over penis to tongue ratio.

:^`}

“Right click Left click Yay!”

Level 7

Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#273 Apr 25, 2014
Independent wrote:
<quoted text>
Hang on a minute now.....there will be NO line of socks with tape measures forming anywhere near me.
Not worth arguing over penis to tongue ratio.
:^`}
So you won't be flying anytime soon?

I'm sure the TSA will be measuring with a tape measure the socks you have in your pants.

But don't blame them - it's a required field to fill out in their forms.

“Groooovin'”

Since: Feb 14

Location hidden

#274 Apr 26, 2014
DaveMAC...HE'S A ROCKER..HELL YEAH!!

“If it ain't broke don't fix it”

Level 9

Since: Jul 09

Arcadia, LA.

#275 Apr 26, 2014
Petal Power wrote:
DaveMAC...HE'S A ROCKER..HELL YEAH!!
Dave doesn't seem like the type that would marry a witch that wakes up on he wrong side of the broomstick more often than not.
Puddin Tain

United States

#276 Apr 27, 2014
The only girl I care about has gone away
Looking for a brand new start
But little does she know
That when she left that day
Along with her she took my heart

Since: Jan 14

Location hidden

#280 Apr 27, 2014
I had one bite and a troll ran him off already.:(
Independent

United States

#281 Apr 27, 2014
Just TLC wrote:
I had one bite and a troll ran him off already.:(
Okay, that made me chuckle.

:^`D

Since: Jan 14

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#282 Apr 27, 2014
Independent wrote:
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Okay, that made me chuckle.
:^`D
Lol.
I just wish he would have taken the immature judge it tard with him.
just a guy

United States

#283 Apr 28, 2014
i would marry spirit67 and colorado chick for a second hand wife.

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#284 Apr 28, 2014
just a guy wrote:
i would marry spirit67 and colorado chick for a second hand wife.
Why, there are so many beautiful people here.
The Paisan

Medford, NY

#285 Apr 28, 2014
Maria and Cheeka, and we'd live in Utah where it's kinda legal.

8-)

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Since: May 13

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#286 Apr 28, 2014
just a guy wrote:
i would marry spirit67 and colorado chick for a second hand wife.
You are a lot of 'talk'! I'll be waiting....

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Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#287 Apr 28, 2014
Maybe I could have a corpse bride. Where is my shovel?
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/mar/04/...
Manny Toba

Medford, NY

#288 Apr 28, 2014
Naughtyrobot wrote:
Maybe I could have a corpse bride. Where is my shovel?
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/mar/04/...
No shovel needed!!!!

Just go to Edmonton!!!!

8-)

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#289 Apr 28, 2014
Naughtyrobot wrote:
Maybe I could have a corpse bride. Where is my shovel?
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/mar/04/...
Would you invite me please? I'd like to see the wedding.
Independent

United States

#290 Apr 28, 2014
Naughtyrobot wrote:
Maybe I could have a corpse bride. Where is my shovel?
Would the best man be a pallbearer?

Wedding march.....



:^`}

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#291 Apr 28, 2014
Manny Toba wrote:
<quoted text>
No shovel needed!!!!
Just go to Edmonton!!!!
8-)
You certainly smell dead.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#292 Apr 28, 2014
If you are reading this, you are cordially invited to my wedding. In in lieu of rice, please throw maggots. All guests should wear proper attire, S&M theme, gimp suits and assless chaps etc. and day of the dead type stuff and zombies. We will be showing Weekend at Bernie's and Gigli, so that you will wish you were dead. Open casket on the bride, honeymoon in Oranjestad, Aruba in the Hotel run by Joran van der Sloot.

“frequently laughing”

Level 8

Since: Apr 09

Hotel California

#293 Apr 28, 2014
Naughtyrobot wrote:
If you are reading this, you are cordially invited to my wedding. In in lieu of rice, please throw maggots. All guests should wear proper attire, S&M theme, gimp suits and assless chaps etc. and day of the dead type stuff and zombies. We will be showing Weekend at Bernie's and Gigli, so that you will wish you were dead. Open casket on the bride, honeymoon in Oranjestad, Aruba in the Hotel run by Joran van der Sloot.
Thanks NR ! I'll buy a case of air freshener for you and the blushing bride, maybe some moth balls too :)
The Ride

Medford, NY

#294 Apr 28, 2014
Naughtyrobot wrote:
If you are reading this, you are cordially invited to my wedding. In in lieu of rice, please throw maggots. All guests should wear proper attire, S&M theme, gimp suits and assless chaps etc. and day of the dead type stuff and zombies. We will be showing Weekend at Bernie's and Gigli, so that you will wish you were dead. Open casket on the bride, honeymoon in Oranjestad, Aruba in the Hotel run by Joran van der Sloot.
Limo or Hearse?

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