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Petal Power

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#250 Apr 21, 2014
Greaseman...he has the lube job down!!

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#251 Apr 21, 2014
Marissa 2 wrote:
I think I would become a Nun...LOL
Hi!

Cardinal Greymouser here.

So I hear you want to be a nun...

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#252 Apr 21, 2014
Velvet MJK wrote:
<quoted text>Oh whoa, I just realised I may have misunderstood this thread. I thought marry on Topix was just on Topix, like what happens in Topix stays in Topix. Your post makes me question that ....marry a Topixer for real ...... sign out button! sign out button!, why have you disappeared????!!!!
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#253 Apr 21, 2014
Dammit, there's so many profiles and sexy avatars to choose from....what to do, what to do.

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#254 Apr 21, 2014
Can we just pretend?

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#255 Apr 21, 2014
Can't we just play spin the bottle?

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#256 Apr 21, 2014
Brandiiiiiiii wrote:
Can't we just play spin the bottle?
*can*
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#257 Apr 21, 2014
Brandiiiiiiii wrote:
Can't we just play spin the bottle?
We could.

But only if it isn't Spin the Bottle of Jack Daniels.

Where if it points to you, you have to take a shot.

There was one time it was pointed to me at least 20 times.

Farm animals were involved.

Pictures were taken.

I have no recollection of what happened that night.

And even now, the smell of Jack Daniels makes my stomach recoil in horror.

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#258 Apr 21, 2014
greymouser wrote:
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We could.
But only if it isn't Spin the Bottle of Jack Daniels.
Where if it points to you, you have to take a shot.
There was one time it was pointed to me at least 20 times.
Farm animals were involved.
Pictures were taken.
I have no recollection of what happened that night.
And even now, the smell of Jack Daniels makes my stomach recoil in horror.
Lol I want to come to your next party.

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#259 Apr 21, 2014
greymouser wrote:
<quoted text>We could.

But only if it isn't Spin the Bottle of Jack Daniels.

Where if it points to you, you have to take a shot.

There was one time it was pointed to me at least 20 times.

Farm animals were involved.

Pictures were taken.

I have no recollection of what happened that night.

And even now, the smell of Jack Daniels makes my stomach recoil in horror.
Heck, I want you at my next party.

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#260 Apr 22, 2014
Just TLC wrote:
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Lol I want to come to your next party.
I forgot to mention.

I was the designated photographer.

I don't think it was coincidence that the slogan "friends don't let friends take pictures while drunk." cropped up shortly afterwards.

In another amazing coincidence, my portfolio of pictures has returned more than any mutual fund investment.

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#261 Apr 23, 2014
Brandiiiiiiii wrote:
Can't we just play spin the bottle?
spin.....pointing at you Brandi ! Take it off! Take it off!

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#262 Apr 23, 2014
liam cul8r wrote:
<quoted text>spin.....pointing at you Brandi ! Take it off! Take it off!
LOL! Take it off? Pucker up! What kind of spin the bottle did/do you play? I must admit, yours is way more interesting :)

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#264 Apr 23, 2014
WOWZER...DILF has my VOTE of the week...;)

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#266 Apr 24, 2014
In life, you cannot please everyone........and that is OK.

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Independent

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#267 Apr 24, 2014
WHAT.....nobody picked me???
Oh well.....I'll just sit here alone.....licking my eyebrows.

:^`{

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#268 Apr 25, 2014
Independent wrote:
WHAT.....nobody picked me???
Oh well.....I'll just sit here alone.....licking my eyebrows.
:^`{
I heard there was an inverse relationship between the tongue and the penis.

If the average penis size is 6 inches and the tongue is 3 inches... crap. math.

You claim your tongue is 6 inches... twice average. inverse relationship so that would be half for average....

Oh...

Carry on. Put your best clam foot forward...
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#269 Apr 25, 2014
greymouser wrote:
I heard there was an inverse relationship between the tongue and the penis.
If the average penis size is 6 inches and the tongue is 3 inches... crap. math.
You claim your tongue is 6 inches... twice average. inverse relationship so that would be half for average....
Oh...
Carry on. Put your best clam foot forward...
LOL

Just goes to show, you can't believe everything you hear.

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#270 Apr 25, 2014
Independent wrote:
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LOL
Just goes to show, you can't believe everything you hear.
:^`}
Hold on.

Let me make a bunch of sock puppets to back up my claim.

And have all of them cite each other for overwhelming evidence that my claim it true!

On the other hand, that sounds like a lot of work to score a pointless internet victory.

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#271 Apr 25, 2014
greymouser wrote:
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Hold on.
Let me make a bunch of sock puppets to back up my claim.
And have all of them cite each other for overwhelming evidence that my claim it true!
On the other hand, that sounds like a lot of work to score a pointless internet victory.
Sounds a lot like Obama"s ACA victory cheer :)

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