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#125 Apr 16, 2014
LOL....I think I just described every single Disney fairy tale ever. Was just me and my little girl yesterday, there was a lot of Disney going on in this house :)

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Nehwon

#126 Apr 16, 2014
Proud To Be Trina wrote:
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Sure we can. I'm sure some women have a list longer than could be posted, but for me.....Sweet and loving always. Looks down at her and you can see in his eyes that his heart goes soft when he does. Don't really care what he drives or has, as long as he's mature enough to drive and have and to obtain things for himself, not from his parents or others. Just knowing that he loves you intensely always, and that he never considers straying, that feeling of being irreplaceable, being the only person....that's the perfect man...He doesn't even notice other women because he's so wrapped up in his own. And he never screams at her. The only time his temper shows is when others wrong her or try to hurt her....That's ideal in my eyes. I don't really care if he has impeccable fashion or drives the latest and greatest, stuff like that is a bonus, it doesn't make or break the man....oh and he doesn't text when I'm talking, because he finds me far more interesting and would make others wait before me.....The ideal woman would treat him the same way in return of course....that wasn't hard at all....give me another "challenging" question...lol
Huh? What did you say?

(I'm trying to figure out why the motorcycle won't start.

Once I get that problem solved, I'll surprise you with a weekend getaway traveling by said motorcycle.)

I'll take the trash out in few minutes!

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#127 Apr 16, 2014
Yeah,I see you have selective hearing..

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Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#128 Apr 16, 2014
honeymylove wrote:
Yeah,I see you have selective hearing..
Yep.

It's an evolutionary trait.

How else can you explain how men have survived for thousands of years?

“Blue Jean Baby..”

Level 8

Since: Oct 08

LA lady..

#129 Apr 16, 2014
Nah, let's not. :)

“Vintage 1949”

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Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#130 Apr 16, 2014
Crazy Beautiful wrote:
Nah, let's not.:)
...don't be a killjoy...I have videos...
Katt Cherzmitt

Huntington, NY

#132 Apr 24, 2014
How do you know if a woman is loose?

Her lips are moving.

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Since: Dec 10

Nehwon

#134 Apr 25, 2014
Katt Cherzmitt wrote:
How do you know if a woman is loose?
Her lips are moving.
Meh.

I think a better punchline would have been:

You married her thinking you can change her.
Katt Cherzmitt

Huntington, NY

#135 Apr 28, 2014
greymouser wrote:
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Meh.
I think a better punchline would have been:
You married her thinking you can change her.
Yeah, that's a good one too......

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#136 Apr 28, 2014
What about them?.they put their pants on just like I do.

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#137 Apr 28, 2014
Ole men talk about ole women and ole women talk about ole men.
The Man

Huntington, NY

#138 Apr 28, 2014
OK.

Whatta ya wanna know?
Shoot, go ahead, ask me a question.

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#139 Apr 28, 2014
The Man wrote:
OK.
Whatta ya wanna know?
Shoot, go ahead, ask me a question.
Why don't men like to cuddle?
The Man

Huntington, NY

#140 Apr 28, 2014
Nobody 2 Special wrote:
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Why don't men like to cuddle?
We do, but not for a long time.
We are men, we need to move around.
We get antsy after a while and possibly even overheat due to the bodies emitting heat to one another.

No more than 15-20 minutes of cuddling (maybe 40-45 minutes if it is really cold).

OK, next question.

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#141 Apr 28, 2014
Why do you want a sandwich?
Can't you keep a granola bar in your nightstand?

“WHAT IS NORMAL”

Since: Jun 13

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#142 Apr 28, 2014
There is nothing to talk about.
The Man

Huntington, NY

#143 Apr 28, 2014
Nobody 2 Special wrote:
Why do you want a sandwich?
Can't you keep a granola bar in your nightstand?
We are men, we don't have "granola appetites", we require more substance.

COSTCO now makes a mini refrigerator that looks like a nightstand.
Maybe we can meet in the middle on this one? You can pre-make a sandwich for me and put it in the mini fridge so you don't have to make one for me later. Deal?

(I'll even keep some chocolate in the mini fridge for you).

8-)
The Man

Huntington, NY

#144 Apr 28, 2014
_tantalize_ wrote:
There is nothing to talk about.
On the contrary.
We are intricate, we just don't want women to know it.

8-)

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#145 Apr 29, 2014
Nobody 2 Special wrote:
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Why don't men like to cuddle?
There's a fine line between cuddling and holdin her down so she can't get away...

“Don't worry about me, I"m fine”

Level 5

Since: Aug 13

middle of nowhere

#146 Apr 29, 2014
The Man wrote:
<quoted text>
We are men, we don't have "granola appetites", we require more substance.
COSTCO now makes a mini refrigerator that looks like a nightstand.
Maybe we can meet in the middle on this one? You can pre-make a sandwich for me and put it in the mini fridge so you don't have to make one for me later. Deal?
(I'll even keep some chocolate in the mini fridge for you).
8-)
OK!!! lol

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