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“Sleep? Who needs it anyway?”

Since: Apr 06

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#25 Dec 13, 2006
thomas wrote:
ur mother is so dam ugly when she had to take a shower the water jump out
As for your jokes, you need some practice there.....LOL!
Jinny

Regina, Canada

#26 Dec 14, 2006
Your momma soo fat that when she walked in a donut shop, everyone shouted "there's those missing jelly rolls"
Mcgyver

Davis, CA

#27 Dec 14, 2006
Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals.
One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it.
He looks at the other priest and says, "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your p*nis."
The other one replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day."
dhw

North Brookfield, MA

#28 Dec 14, 2006
Mcgyver wrote:
Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals.
One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it.
He looks at the other priest and says, "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your p*nis."
The other one replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day."
NO! You didn't just post this..... LMAO! This is bound to piss someone off!

“My smile can brighten a room ”

Since: Dec 06

Beardy's

#29 Dec 14, 2006
Yo' momma soo ghetto, that she puts her food stamps in a money clip.

Yo' momma so skinny, that she hula-hoops with a cheerio.

Yo' momma so lazy she's got a remote control jus' to operate her remote.

Yo' momma so old I told her to act her age and she died.

Yo' momma so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo' momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to eee-veryone!!

Yo' momma so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

“My smile can brighten a room ”

Since: Dec 06

Beardy's

#30 Dec 14, 2006
2 blondes won a contest to go to disneyland and on their way there they approached a sign saying "Disney Left <--" .. they turned around & went home.

“My smile can brighten a room ”

Since: Dec 06

Beardy's

#31 Dec 14, 2006
Haha?? C'mon people ...

Level 6

Since: Jan 12

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#33 Feb 2, 2013
maybe Flashbacks jolt this area a bit

“"My Book of Many Shadows"”

Since: Apr 15

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#34 Sep 13, 2016
CONCEALED WEAPON PERMIT.

A State Trooper pulled an 87 yr old woman over for speeding.

As he looked at her driver's license he was surprised to notice that attached to it was a concealed weapon permit.

Taken aback, he couldn't help but ask if she had a gun in her possession.

She replied in her crackly voice that she indeed did have a 45 automatic in her glove compartment.

The trooper then asked if she had any other weapons to which she replied that she also had a 9mm Glock in her center console.

The shocked trooper asked if that was all and the little old lady held up her purse and replied, "Well, I do keep a 38 special in my purse."

Finally the astonished trooper asked, "What are you afraid of..?"

The little old lady smiled and replied,......"Not a Fucking thing."

“"My Book of Many Shadows"”

Since: Apr 15

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#35 Sep 13, 2016
After bypass surgery, a patient says to his doctor, "When can I start having sex?"

The doctor replies, "Yes, but only with your wife, your heart is not yet ready for any excitement!"*

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