Tomorrow you wake up as the opposite ...

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Since: Feb 09

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#169 Apr 9, 2014
liam cul8r wrote:
<quoted text>haha!
Great seeing ya around again sb.
;)
Hi Liam! Thanks! Happy to be back. Sorry I've been gone for so long. Keep on truckin'!
night machine

Saint Peters, MO

#170 Apr 9, 2014
Wichita Rick and Six Of One thanks for making me laugh with your last post.
Marley

Huntington, NY

#171 Apr 10, 2014
Six_Of_One wrote:
I would wonder if any of my girl friends would hook up with my me so I could try out the tool?! I think a couple would.. ;-)
If not, you can still try it out on dead animal road kill like I do.

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

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#172 Apr 11, 2014
I would use my sexy body to lure in men, so I can harvest their organs and sell them on the black market.
Marley

Huntington, NY

#173 Apr 14, 2014
Oh man, If I woke up the opposite sex I'd finally do what everyone has been asking me to do to myself for years.....and that's go F myself!!!!!

I can only dream!!!!
Maria MAria MARIA

Auburn, AL

#174 Apr 14, 2014
Get a management job at higher pay and start promoting women!
a_temp

Reading, PA

#175 Apr 14, 2014
take a pee to see what that is like

Level 8

Since: Jan 11

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#176 Apr 14, 2014
I'd have to buy a different holster to fit my curvy body, and probably trade in my pistols for pink guns. Bra holster. Vag holster. Folding purse shotgun.

“Two stones with one bird”

Level 1

Since: Oct 09

The Compound

#177 Apr 14, 2014
I would strip and go look in the mirror to see if I am hot.

The stick stuff in my new vag. Then get rich by selling vag.

Enzo49

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#178 Apr 14, 2014
I'd proclaim 'I'm a Vagetarian' after inviting my favorite topix gals over for a pajama party...

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#179 Apr 14, 2014
Stick it to someone like they would want to stick it to me.

Enzo49

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#181 Apr 14, 2014
honeymylove wrote:
Stick it to someone like they would want to stick it to me.
...i'm having a party at dawn n yer invited Miss Yum Yum...

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#183 Apr 15, 2014
Enzo49 wrote:
<quoted text>
...i'm having a party at dawn n yer invited Miss Yum Yum...
I'll be right there ..can you handle it?

Enzo49

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#184 Apr 15, 2014
Trust you?...352 posts in 2 days reeks of a certain poster from leawood...

Enzo49

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#185 Apr 15, 2014
honeymylove wrote:
<quoted text>I'll be right there ..can you handle it?
...you bet...got me handy reach extender for pickin me favorite cans off the top shelf...

Enzo49

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#187 Apr 15, 2014
billynbadass wrote:
bet you read every single post too
...wwwaahhhh...
DILF

Huntington, NY

#189 Apr 15, 2014
Maria MAria MARIA wrote:
Get a management job at higher pay and start promoting women!
I would LOVE to hire you as my manager!!!!

8-)
Dr Fill

Huntington, NY

#190 Apr 15, 2014
honeymylove wrote:
Stick it to someone like they would want to stick it to me.
So you'd become homosexual?

It's an odd proposition, I understand.......
Maria MAria MARIA

Flowery Branch, GA

#191 Apr 15, 2014
DILF wrote:
<quoted text>
I would LOVE to hire you as my manager!!!!
8-)
You might not like me at work. I'm kinda "D".... but I try to make a joke about it while I'm doing it.
DILF

Huntington, NY

#192 Apr 15, 2014
Maria MAria MARIA wrote:
<quoted text>
You might not like me at work. I'm kinda "D".... but I try to make a joke about it while I'm doing it.
"D"?

What's that?

Deliscious?

8-)

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