Tomorrow you wake up as the opposite ...

Since: Aug 08

Ashburn, VA

#148 Apr 5, 2014
... talk enzo into keepin his seams straight ... wait i do that now ...
night machine

Saint Peters, MO

#149 Apr 5, 2014
hope the hot flashes never come.

Level 7

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#150 Apr 5, 2014
Enzo49 wrote:
I'd bitch at whoever left the toilet seat up...oh wait...that was me last night...
That's FUNNY Enzo!

Level 7

Since: Feb 09

Location hidden

#151 Apr 5, 2014
I guess if I kept on x-dressing I'd just end up wearing my same old clothes! LOL!

Since: Jan 14

Location hidden

#152 Apr 5, 2014
Enzo49 wrote:
I'd bitch at whoever left the toilet seat up...oh wait...that was me last night...
I just put the lid down on them. That covers everything.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#153 Apr 5, 2014
Mean while I am still SITTING & waiting either way :(
But at least I don't have to explain the yellow spots on my shoes. Rick

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#155 Apr 6, 2014
skybobbie wrote:
I guess if I kept on x-dressing I'd just end up wearing my same old clothes! LOL!
haha!
Great seeing ya around again sb.
;)
Annalee_22

San Antonio, TX

#156 Apr 6, 2014
If I woke up and I was suddenly a man, the first thing I do is masturbate so I can see what was so great about it... since my husband and our something to be doing it all the time LOL!

“WHERE BORN AN A-HOLE OR DID ”

Since: Mar 14

YOU WORK AT IT YOUR WHOLE LIFE

#157 Apr 6, 2014
I'd pee all over myself when I forgot to sit down to do it...

“I'll just kick me down a wall,”

Level 6

Since: Dec 11

And walk outa here!

#158 Apr 6, 2014
Annalee_22 wrote:
If I woke up and I was suddenly a man, the first thing I do is masturbate so I can see what was so great about it... since my husband and our something to be doing it all the time LOL!
yeah because woman do that huh.....
:)

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#159 Apr 6, 2014
...laugh at Liam cause his boobs drag along the floor and mine don't...

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#160 Apr 6, 2014
Dye my hair and shave my hairy azz!

“Vintage 1949”

Level 1

Since: Mar 13

...lightly salted...

#161 Apr 6, 2014
I'd probably do the sensible thing and go out and buy some new shoes...

Since: Jan 14

Location hidden

#162 Apr 6, 2014
Get out the measuring tape.

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#163 Apr 6, 2014
FINALLY have a reason to get my ears pierced :) Rick

Level 9

Since: Jul 11

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#164 Apr 6, 2014
Get spayed quick as possible...
The Paisan

Huntington, NY

#165 Apr 7, 2014
I'd get in a fight with my wifes best friend and my wifes mother and tell them to NEVER contact me again!!!!

8-)

Since: Aug 08

Buffalo, NY

#166 Apr 9, 2014
... sell my body ... for money for college ... and a operation for my sick mum ...

“Hippie Single DAD, vet, Honest”

Level 6

Since: Apr 11

Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#167 Apr 9, 2014
I would NO LONGER accept the TOUCHING or NUTS icons
on ANY of my posts! Rick

Since: Nov 13

Location hidden

#168 Apr 9, 2014
I would wonder if any of my girl friends would hook up with my me so I could try out the tool?! I think a couple would.. ;-)

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